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Eephusblue

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I draw/paint and stress about the Los Angeles Dodgers. Thats me in a nutshell. I once made Ned Colletti laugh at a Stop Bunting t-shirt.

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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · Jan 3

Since this will get yanked down if I try to upload it, if you’re interested let me know so I can upload it and let you know it’s available before it gets pulled again

Eric Sunde @esunde.bsky.social · Jan 3

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 21h

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 8h

Big dick energy. When you got it you know you got it. Ho hum

Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 12h

This "for you it was the most important game of your life, for me, it was Tuesday" celebration by Yamamoto after a playoff CG win, lmao.

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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 9h

cheering a team on BECAUSE they’re 23rd in payroll or whatever is like having a shitty job where you’re underpaid, seeing the owner of the company roll into work in a Rolls Royce, and yelling “way to go, boss! you did it!” it is such absolute loser energy.

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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 8h

Sigh. What could have been. Instead we have Jared Leto

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 9h

The #Tron franchise will likely be retired from the big screen

(via THR)

Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 9h

You know what I miss? Rom coms from the late 90s and early 2000s.

Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 9h

I mean, cmon

Mondoweiss @mondoweiss.net · 22h

NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.

Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 10h

Pair of aces

Los Angeles Dodgers (Bot) @dodgersbot.bsky.social · 10h

They act like two legends cannot coexist.

A photo of Blake Snell and Yoshinobu Yamamoto on the plane.

Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 10h

Unlike the Phillies series the Dodgers are clearly the stronger team. Not just pitching but on offense. Game 1 was so flukey. They were making solid contact but shit just went right into gloves.

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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 10h

3 ball strike

bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 10h

Shohei Ohtani getting hit in the crotch with a baseball

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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 10h

Here’s my pitch. Jessica Fletcher is actually the angel of death and she visits quiet towns to collect souls. Cabot Cove is actually Purgatory.

Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 10h

From top to bottom

Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 10h

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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 10h

Being a Dodger fan that isn’t from Los Angeles it’s always funny when people try to get at me by shit telling Los Angeles.

“You’ll just be stuck in traffic haw haw”

A) that’s weak. B) No I won’t.

Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 10h

This Brewster’s Millions reboot is wild

doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?