Jonny Sims
@jonnysims.bsky.social
Jonathan Sims (He/Him) - Multi award-winning writer & VA.
Writer: Thirteen Storeys, Family Business, The Magnus Archives.
VA: Slay the Princess, The Mechanisms, audiodramas.
Games: MacGuffin & Co.
Rep'd by Zoë Plant, The Bent Agency
jonathan-sims.com
Writer: Thirteen Storeys, Family Business, The Magnus Archives.
VA: Slay the Princess, The Mechanisms, audiodramas.
Games: MacGuffin & Co.
Rep'd by Zoë Plant, The Bent Agency
jonathan-sims.com
Hullo! Below there!
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Hullo! Below there!
Godspeed You! Stuffed Tiger
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Godspeed You! Stuffed Tiger
Lets goooo
Oh heeey! Me, @laurenshippen.com and @jonnysims.bsky.social are talking about audio drama in just under half an hour over on Twitch and Youtube.
It'll be the first hour of Lauren's marathon livestream to mark the end of the Phantom Pulse crowdfunding campaign (21hrs left, go go go!)
Come join us!
It'll be the first hour of Lauren's marathon livestream to mark the end of the Phantom Pulse crowdfunding campaign (21hrs left, go go go!)
Come join us!
atypicalartists - Twitch
Go to phantompulse.com to learn about my newest project!
www.twitch.tv
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Lets goooo
Come join!
We're going live in 30 minutes with @gejwatts.bsky.social, @jonnysims.bsky.social, @laurenshippen.com on Twitch and YouTube!!! Join us as we chat about audio drama, spooky stories, and ttrpgs! twitch.tv/atypicalartists
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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A new book! By me! About something 'orrible on the London Underground!
It's out in six months and I think you're gonna like it...
It's out in six months and I think you're gonna like it...
‼️ COVER REVEAL ‼️
There's something lurking in the stifling darkness and labyrinthine tunnels that run below London... something old, something vicious, and something very, very hungry.
THE BURN LINE by @jonnysims.bsky.social publishes 9 July 2026. Available to pre-order now: geni.us/TheBurnLineHB
There's something lurking in the stifling darkness and labyrinthine tunnels that run below London... something old, something vicious, and something very, very hungry.
THE BURN LINE by @jonnysims.bsky.social publishes 9 July 2026. Available to pre-order now: geni.us/TheBurnLineHB
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
A new book! By me! About something 'orrible on the London Underground!
It's out in six months and I think you're gonna like it...
It's out in six months and I think you're gonna like it...
Look, I really want to listen to this one, so let's get it over the finish line, alright?
IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!
We’re entering the last few days of the Phantom Pulse Kickstarter campaign. Now is the time to join the groupies and get loud!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/aty...
We’re entering the last few days of the Phantom Pulse Kickstarter campaign. Now is the time to join the groupies and get loud!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/aty...
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Look, I really want to listen to this one, so let's get it over the finish line, alright?
Dragonmeeting hard, or hardly meeting dragons, eh?
Dragonmeet! We're over by the big S4 doors - come say hi if you're about!
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Dragonmeeting hard, or hardly meeting dragons, eh?
I always say that how good you are gives you modifiers to the roll and how hard you work affects how many throws you get, but at the end of the day its just a roll of the dice, and its always long odds. And the scary thing is you gotta keep rolling them for your whole career.
Some close friends to be get a little frustrated in my tendency to priortise luck in my own career, as they know how I work. I try to explain that work just is buying a lottery ticket. It's necessary, but certainly not sufficient. I know many folks who've worked as hard but the dice have been cruel.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I always say that how good you are gives you modifiers to the roll and how hard you work affects how many throws you get, but at the end of the day its just a roll of the dice, and its always long odds. And the scary thing is you gotta keep rolling them for your whole career.
If you're not hiring Nate to write words this actual moment, literally what is wrong with you? Golden opportunity to get some syllables off the best word-maniac this planet has to offer.
Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you're not hiring Nate to write words this actual moment, literally what is wrong with you? Golden opportunity to get some syllables off the best word-maniac this planet has to offer.
So, me and Sash have been learning about pro wrestling this year, and have been watching old shows as homework and, well, I might be missing something, but it does seem like HHH, who is billed as "The Cerebral Assassin", has the signiture move of "using a sledgehammer"...
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So, me and Sash have been learning about pro wrestling this year, and have been watching old shows as homework and, well, I might be missing something, but it does seem like HHH, who is billed as "The Cerebral Assassin", has the signiture move of "using a sledgehammer"...
New rule: If you can look at a TTRPG table where everyone's having a good time and say "Uh, you're actually doing it wrong" or even "You're actually wrong about how much fun you're having", then I don't have to respect your opinions on game design.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
New rule: If you can look at a TTRPG table where everyone's having a good time and say "Uh, you're actually doing it wrong" or even "You're actually wrong about how much fun you're having", then I don't have to respect your opinions on game design.
Reposted by Jonny Sims
IF YOU HAVEN’T, GO LISTEN TO EPISODE 105: THE MENAGERIE! This episode features the incomparable @jonnysims.bsky.social who is not only a live wire of talent, but an incredibly thoughtful craftsman- he brought a depth and complexity to Quinten that blew us all away! Go treat your ears OR ELSE!
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
IF YOU HAVEN’T, GO LISTEN TO EPISODE 105: THE MENAGERIE! This episode features the incomparable @jonnysims.bsky.social who is not only a live wire of talent, but an incredibly thoughtful craftsman- he brought a depth and complexity to Quinten that blew us all away! Go treat your ears OR ELSE!
Oi! If you haven't backed the Holmwood Season 2 crowdfunder yet, you're very much missing out. It's a real good show and I'm not just saying that cause I'm in it. But also: I'm in it!
THE HOLMWOOD FOUNDATION SEASON TWO IS NOW LIVE ON KICKSTARTER!
Help us reach our goal of 40k to create Season Two of our found footage horror fiction podcast, The Holmwood Foundation.
Click the link below for more information, and an array of exciting tier rewards!
tinyurl.com/THF-S2
Help us reach our goal of 40k to create Season Two of our found footage horror fiction podcast, The Holmwood Foundation.
Click the link below for more information, and an array of exciting tier rewards!
tinyurl.com/THF-S2
Coming soon: The Holmwood Foundation - Season Two
Season Two of the horror-fiction audio drama about possession, queer identity, and Dracula's severed head!
tinyurl.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Oi! If you haven't backed the Holmwood Season 2 crowdfunder yet, you're very much missing out. It's a real good show and I'm not just saying that cause I'm in it. But also: I'm in it!
What is blood? I don't know, and to be honest, I'm not convinced that Miyazaki does either!
All My Maidens BONUS EPISODE! Bloodborne, ft. Jonny Sims of the Magnus Archives. Topics include: eyes on the inside, Making It Weirder, women and what is even up with them, Jonny's new character The Spooky Man, and the age old question: hey, is blood actually cum? we just don't know!
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What is blood? I don't know, and to be honest, I'm not convinced that Miyazaki does either!
Hey, you know how you're always saying "Jonny, why isn't there a good TTRPG about collecting and battling adorable monsters?"
Well, some good friends of ours had the same thought, and they decided to so something about it!
Check it out - it's properly excellent.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ilg...
Well, some good friends of ours had the same thought, and they decided to so something about it!
Check it out - it's properly excellent.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ilg...
JourneyMon: Monster Trainer Roleplaying
A narrative, collaborative world-building tabletop roleplaying game about friendship and monster battles.
www.kickstarter.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hey, you know how you're always saying "Jonny, why isn't there a good TTRPG about collecting and battling adorable monsters?"
Well, some good friends of ours had the same thought, and they decided to so something about it!
Check it out - it's properly excellent.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ilg...
Well, some good friends of ours had the same thought, and they decided to so something about it!
Check it out - it's properly excellent.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ilg...
[FromSoft NPC voice] Lookin' to get confused by Bloodborne lore, are ya? Heh heh hehhhh...
All My Maidens recorded our first bonus episode on bloodborne with @jonnysims.bsky.social of the Magnus Archives, which is gonna come out on Halloween! Subscribe to our patreon to hear Jonny debut his new character, The Spooky Man www.patreon.com/allmymaidens
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October 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
[FromSoft NPC voice] Lookin' to get confused by Bloodborne lore, are ya? Heh heh hehhhh...
Reposted by Jonny Sims
Hello there! there is a new episode of All My Maidens coming soon, but in the meantime, a patreon! the podcast will continue to be free, but we're going to be uploading bonus episodes, starting with Bloodborne on Halloween, featuring the celebrated @jonnysims.bsky.social
patreon.com/allmymaidens
patreon.com/allmymaidens
Get more from All My Maidens on Patreon
Podcasts
patreon.com
October 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hello there! there is a new episode of All My Maidens coming soon, but in the meantime, a patreon! the podcast will continue to be free, but we're going to be uploading bonus episodes, starting with Bloodborne on Halloween, featuring the celebrated @jonnysims.bsky.social
patreon.com/allmymaidens
patreon.com/allmymaidens
Reposted by Jonny Sims
NEW PATREON DROP!
This month we've put out a new adventure for Pitcrawler: DEPTHS OF THE BLOODY PITS. It's a gorey little romp full of foolish nobles, communist vampire and lots and lots of blood. Its also the first in a trilogy we're titling IDOL HANDS. Enjoy!
www.patreon.com/posts/new-pi...
This month we've put out a new adventure for Pitcrawler: DEPTHS OF THE BLOODY PITS. It's a gorey little romp full of foolish nobles, communist vampire and lots and lots of blood. Its also the first in a trilogy we're titling IDOL HANDS. Enjoy!
www.patreon.com/posts/new-pi...
New Pitcrawler Adventure - Depths of the Bloody Pits | MacGuffin & Co.
Get more from MacGuffin & Co. on Patreon
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September 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
NEW PATREON DROP!
This month we've put out a new adventure for Pitcrawler: DEPTHS OF THE BLOODY PITS. It's a gorey little romp full of foolish nobles, communist vampire and lots and lots of blood. Its also the first in a trilogy we're titling IDOL HANDS. Enjoy!
www.patreon.com/posts/new-pi...
This month we've put out a new adventure for Pitcrawler: DEPTHS OF THE BLOODY PITS. It's a gorey little romp full of foolish nobles, communist vampire and lots and lots of blood. Its also the first in a trilogy we're titling IDOL HANDS. Enjoy!
www.patreon.com/posts/new-pi...
Guess who's writing some prompts for a silly dungeon-crawl party game?
(It's me. I'm doing it.)
(It's me. I'm doing it.)
We're currently $1,000 from unlocking @muskratjohn.bsky.social's guest card in the booster pack for Dungeon Tryouts!
Help us add even more wacky adventurers to our D&D-inspired party game! www.kickstarter.com/projects/roc...
Help us add even more wacky adventurers to our D&D-inspired party game! www.kickstarter.com/projects/roc...
July 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Guess who's writing some prompts for a silly dungeon-crawl party game?
(It's me. I'm doing it.)
(It's me. I'm doing it.)
Consider me, a hater, silenced.
July 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Consider me, a hater, silenced.
Reposted by Jonny Sims
This weekend we're celebrating Rusty Quill's tenth anniversary! Join guests from across the last ten years of RQ on Saturday 28th June at 3pm BST for a Big Birthday Livestream and to raise money for charity!
Follow us on Twitch now to get notified as soon as we go live: www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill
Follow us on Twitch now to get notified as soon as we go live: www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill
June 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This weekend we're celebrating Rusty Quill's tenth anniversary! Join guests from across the last ten years of RQ on Saturday 28th June at 3pm BST for a Big Birthday Livestream and to raise money for charity!
Follow us on Twitch now to get notified as soon as we go live: www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill
Follow us on Twitch now to get notified as soon as we go live: www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill
Reposted by Jonny Sims
Hey, we're at the @dungeonsandflagons.bsky.social Geek Fayre today, so if you're around Manchester, come say hi! Its in the Sacha hotel, just off Picadilly Gardens.
June 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Hey, we're at the @dungeonsandflagons.bsky.social Geek Fayre today, so if you're around Manchester, come say hi! Its in the Sacha hotel, just off Picadilly Gardens.
"Bring a bag" @alexanderjnewall.bsky.social says to me before todays in-person readthrough "got a bunch of junk people keep sending you" then presents me with this from my last birthday. You people are ridiculous, but I'm very touched.
June 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Bring a bag" @alexanderjnewall.bsky.social says to me before todays in-person readthrough "got a bunch of junk people keep sending you" then presents me with this from my last birthday. You people are ridiculous, but I'm very touched.
Incredibly hot take, especially as the game itself is only okay, but I think ND-5 is the best droid in Star Wars.
June 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Incredibly hot take, especially as the game itself is only okay, but I think ND-5 is the best droid in Star Wars.