Jonathan Lloyd
@mxjlloyd.bsky.social
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Jonathan Lloyd
@mxjlloyd.bsky.social
· Nov 18
By day I'm a producer in the games industry, happily making little spreadsheets and Gantt charts, and by night I improvise nonsense or wander around stage with a microphone.
Pairing the X Files episode "Squeeze" with the latest Monster Factory episode because I contain multitudes.
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Pairing the X Files episode "Squeeze" with the latest Monster Factory episode because I contain multitudes.
Episode three and my thoughts are: Eugene Tooms. What a creepy man.
I have finally got round to watching the first episode of The X Files, and I'm not sure if people are aware of this, but it's good stuff.
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Episode three and my thoughts are: Eugene Tooms. What a creepy man.
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Our new series begins NOW!
Buckle your space belts, put on ur headphones & settle in for the first installment of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, a memoir about an elderly space wizard (with the mysterious power of resurrection) who keeps jucking up.
www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d01-th...
Buckle your space belts, put on ur headphones & settle in for the first installment of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, a memoir about an elderly space wizard (with the mysterious power of resurrection) who keeps jucking up.
www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d01-th...
D01: The Derfect Crime — Mission to Zyxx
Okay let’s see here. Episode descripsh. Something like: Oh hey it’s me, Old Derf! Sure, you know me as an elderly space wizard with the mysterious power of resurrection, a resume stacked with entry le...
www.missiontozyxx.space
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Our new series begins NOW!
Buckle your space belts, put on ur headphones & settle in for the first installment of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, a memoir about an elderly space wizard (with the mysterious power of resurrection) who keeps jucking up.
www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d01-th...
Buckle your space belts, put on ur headphones & settle in for the first installment of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, a memoir about an elderly space wizard (with the mysterious power of resurrection) who keeps jucking up.
www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d01-th...
I'm not going anywhere. I will continue to be me and to be present, no matter how scary it is. There are more supportive people than there are cruel people, and every day I am reminded of that.
I like this photo specifically because it feels like it has Suzy Izzard vibes.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I'm not going anywhere. I will continue to be me and to be present, no matter how scary it is. There are more supportive people than there are cruel people, and every day I am reminded of that.
Just listened to the first episode of @missiontozyxx.bsky.social: The Young Old Derf Chronicles. Out fully tomorrow.
This podcast is one of the main reasons I started performing comedy and it's such a joy to hear them all back and creating something ridiculous again!
This podcast is one of the main reasons I started performing comedy and it's such a joy to hear them all back and creating something ridiculous again!
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just listened to the first episode of @missiontozyxx.bsky.social: The Young Old Derf Chronicles. Out fully tomorrow.
This podcast is one of the main reasons I started performing comedy and it's such a joy to hear them all back and creating something ridiculous again!
This podcast is one of the main reasons I started performing comedy and it's such a joy to hear them all back and creating something ridiculous again!
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Being touched can, in very specific circumstances and with sufficient levels of mitigating factors, be a bearable activity between consenting adults, a groundbreaking new study has revealed.
Study finds touch “tolerable” under highly specific conditions
Being touched can, in very specific circumstances and with sufficient levels of mitigating factors, be a bearable activity between consenting adults, a groundbreaking new study has revealed. The team…
thedailytism.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Being touched can, in very specific circumstances and with sufficient levels of mitigating factors, be a bearable activity between consenting adults, a groundbreaking new study has revealed.
An interesting choice for an organisation which depends on volunteer labour by generally progressive people willing to give their time and energy for no return but giving girls a place to belong.
Trans children denied participation in society because of the Supreme Court and EHRC. To attack us adults is one thing but to attack children is another. The UK needs to lose its GANHRI A accreditation.
#LeaveTransKidsAlone
www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
#LeaveTransKidsAlone
www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
Statement for members on our equality and diversity policy
An update on our equality and diversity policy following the Supreme Court decision of April 2025
www.girlguiding.org.uk
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
An interesting choice for an organisation which depends on volunteer labour by generally progressive people willing to give their time and energy for no return but giving girls a place to belong.
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NEW GAME ALERT!
I made a thing! My new silly little game #Frostholme is out now!
Play an adorable festive horror game, where you're cute little guys - trapped in an endless, wintery forest full of dangers!
With art by Ben Hollands (benhollands.com)
Lookit - misterspidergod.itch.io/frostholme
I made a thing! My new silly little game #Frostholme is out now!
Play an adorable festive horror game, where you're cute little guys - trapped in an endless, wintery forest full of dangers!
With art by Ben Hollands (benhollands.com)
Lookit - misterspidergod.itch.io/frostholme
Frostholme - A Little RPG by misterspidergod
An adorable festive horror rpg
misterspidergod.itch.io
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
NEW GAME ALERT!
I made a thing! My new silly little game #Frostholme is out now!
Play an adorable festive horror game, where you're cute little guys - trapped in an endless, wintery forest full of dangers!
With art by Ben Hollands (benhollands.com)
Lookit - misterspidergod.itch.io/frostholme
I made a thing! My new silly little game #Frostholme is out now!
Play an adorable festive horror game, where you're cute little guys - trapped in an endless, wintery forest full of dangers!
With art by Ben Hollands (benhollands.com)
Lookit - misterspidergod.itch.io/frostholme
One Winged Angel is a good boss track because it just has a choir singing their name the whole way through in case you forget who it is you should be punching.
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
One Winged Angel is a good boss track because it just has a choir singing their name the whole way through in case you forget who it is you should be punching.
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I'm starting to think that the main prerequisite for running a local open mic comedy gig is to have played an unhealthy amount of Tony Hawk Pro Skater as a child.
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm starting to think that the main prerequisite for running a local open mic comedy gig is to have played an unhealthy amount of Tony Hawk Pro Skater as a child.
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
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The Benoit Blanc trilogy might end up as one of the best artistic statements on the diseased conservatism of our era, and l think Wake Up Dead Man is my favorite of the trilogy, largely because it’s Rian Johnson trying to understand Christianity and its adherents more than having a definitive take.
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Benoit Blanc trilogy might end up as one of the best artistic statements on the diseased conservatism of our era, and l think Wake Up Dead Man is my favorite of the trilogy, largely because it’s Rian Johnson trying to understand Christianity and its adherents more than having a definitive take.
Spent today playing through the remaster of Tomba. Been a few years, but still apparently can 100% it in five hours.
One of those games I feel I could probably learn the speedrun for if I had a spare moment.
One of those games I feel I could probably learn the speedrun for if I had a spare moment.
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Spent today playing through the remaster of Tomba. Been a few years, but still apparently can 100% it in five hours.
One of those games I feel I could probably learn the speedrun for if I had a spare moment.
One of those games I feel I could probably learn the speedrun for if I had a spare moment.
Majora is a weird final boss fight because the design gets less creepy with each stage. Floating tentacle mask is much more intimidating than Some Guy With Long Arms.
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Majora is a weird final boss fight because the design gets less creepy with each stage. Floating tentacle mask is much more intimidating than Some Guy With Long Arms.
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love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
At some point I should really replay Nier: Automata. I think it's been long enough since playing the original Nier that my thoughts on it won't be clouded by how much I preferred that compared to Automata and I might be able to appreciate it on its own merits.
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
At some point I should really replay Nier: Automata. I think it's been long enough since playing the original Nier that my thoughts on it won't be clouded by how much I preferred that compared to Automata and I might be able to appreciate it on its own merits.
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
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I think people really don't appreciate how remarkable it is that the games industry releases hundreds of video games every year when you consider that not one person on earth knows how to make a video game
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I think people really don't appreciate how remarkable it is that the games industry releases hundreds of video games every year when you consider that not one person on earth knows how to make a video game
Been under the weather the past couple of days, was really hoping I'd be better for tomorrow so I could go watch the Midsomer Murders stage play in Sheffield but alas.
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Been under the weather the past couple of days, was really hoping I'd be better for tomorrow so I could go watch the Midsomer Murders stage play in Sheffield but alas.
Still love this and am 100% going to commission myself in this style once they open back up.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Still love this and am 100% going to commission myself in this style once they open back up.
Realising from the "Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to" prompts that I don't actually think I've seen five different bands/musicians live in my adult life. Does Grace Petrie x 5 count.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Realising from the "Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to" prompts that I don't actually think I've seen five different bands/musicians live in my adult life. Does Grace Petrie x 5 count.
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My favourite thing I learned at AdventureX was that in Shadows of Doubt there was a bug that stopped any of the procedurally generated murders from happening because there was only one toilet open at night and so the murderer got stuck in the queue to use it and couldn't kill their target in time.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My favourite thing I learned at AdventureX was that in Shadows of Doubt there was a bug that stopped any of the procedurally generated murders from happening because there was only one toilet open at night and so the murderer got stuck in the queue to use it and couldn't kill their target in time.
I played through the Another Code collection last year and felt a bit disappointed by them changing or removing a lot of the puzzles.
Now replaying Hotel Dusk and... Yes. This is the Cing bullshit I was missing. Just weird, obtuse puzzles that feel so clever once you've jumped through the hoops.
Now replaying Hotel Dusk and... Yes. This is the Cing bullshit I was missing. Just weird, obtuse puzzles that feel so clever once you've jumped through the hoops.
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I played through the Another Code collection last year and felt a bit disappointed by them changing or removing a lot of the puzzles.
Now replaying Hotel Dusk and... Yes. This is the Cing bullshit I was missing. Just weird, obtuse puzzles that feel so clever once you've jumped through the hoops.
Now replaying Hotel Dusk and... Yes. This is the Cing bullshit I was missing. Just weird, obtuse puzzles that feel so clever once you've jumped through the hoops.