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Michael Mock
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Weirdo, monster-lover, evil genius, and tragically unpublished writer. Probably busy reading or writing, but video games are good too. Would absolutely misuse my superpowers if I had any. Can't wait to be done with 2020.
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Introducing the New Toyota Tsundere!

Okay, we know how this looks. Modern trucks are supposed to look tough, bold, and muscular -- and the Tsundere comes through on all accounts.
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Yes, I believe I have a duty as a Christian to forgive sincerely repentant sinners as I too would like my trespasses to be forgiven. No, that does not mean I have an obligation to be a sucker for a nonapology, nor does forgiveness on a personal level equate to a right to public office in itself.
My question for Speaker Johnson is just, "Who do you think you're convincing with any of this? Have you listened to yourself? You do remember that lying is a sin, right? Bearing false witness against your neighbors? Does that ring a bell? I think there a "Thou Shalt Not" in there somewhere, too.
Mike Johnson: "Suddenly now, they've somehow convinced themselves that the Epstein files will be damaging to President Trump and Republicans in some way that they've imagined, and so they feign outrage."
...If it comes to pass that I end up with a tattoo of Fizzgig on my ass at some future point, I will hate you for leading me to spend that money but salute you because at least Fizzgig knows to BITE FUCKING NAZIS.
At some point you'd snap out of it and go "oh shit did I really say I wanted Fizzgig on my ass?" Because I assume everyone here is a person of taste and morals who would not get a fucking death camp skull on their chest even while wasted.
As a cishet man, I'm profoundly embarrassed to grouped with them in any way or for any reason.
"How do you expect to win back men...?"

We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.
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also, speaking AS a man, I want the whiny little boo boo crybabies who can't take the mildest criticism without getting swastikas tattooed onto their foreheads to fuck ENTIRELY off until they grow a spine, soul and some fucking personality
"How do you expect to win back men...?"

We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.
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Blade Runner: Are you a replicant?

Suspect: Um — no

Blade Runner: Hey! That pause was an em dash
Rain of eyeballs.
Purple rain, acid rain, chocolate rain… we are due for a novel rain type
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"In the mists of the western part of the Channel, somewhere between Normandy, Britanny and Cornwall sits the island of Ygern."
Finally done with this huge series of artworks for my personal project! I always loved doing city views and this one is probably my most ambitious.
Jesus Christ, I never realized that I am basically the embodiment of American Hot Tea Georg...
... that the average american is consuming just .0345kg of hot tea a year. 34.5g, or about 18 tea bags.

So I, with my big cup once every month or two, am drinking about three times as much hot tea as the average American.
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If you’re in a creative field and you don’t lift up the work of your peers, you can’t expect people to care about your stuff
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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Morning bump. I’m sitting in my car waiting for a call from a kidney care nurse. Whee. Please share if you can?
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"Men made me very angry." - Goodreads

Read my historical fantasy - an exploration of grief, guilt, and one woman's search for internal peace. Also ghosts.

Complete series.

AMI books2read.com/u/bwqara
AGR books2read.com/u/mZKZzB
SoW books2read.com/u/38V7Ma
ALC books2read.com/u/mKXvDV
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This is the longest I've spent on any single project in my life! Please remind your friends that Isopod is coming out tomorrow!
3 and a half years of isopod rolling down big hills!
Isopod is finally coming out tomorrow!
store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...
Jesus Christ, just fucking @ me next time...
Ouch. This one cuts to the bone.
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they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
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Since it looks like we're going to be talking about "general strikes" a lot in the coming weeks/months/years/oh God oh God, let's clear a few things up.

General strike? YES GOOD!!!

If--and this is a huge if--the purpose of the strike is clearly defined and communicated to all parties.
1. High School reunion where I will be making remarks at the podium but do not get to wear clothes.

2. Being hunted by salesfolk at a Tesla dealership. If they catch me I have to buy one.

3. I'm seeing reports of apocalyptic events but I'm stuck at my desk at work.
wait okay

👻HALLOWEEN GAME👻

please design a three-room “terrifying to you personally” haunted house

1. real things only

2. SCARY not GROSS please

3. incorporating Trump is not forbidden but IS playing on the lowest difficulty setting

I’m opening replies and quotes, don’t make me regret it!!
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when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign
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*screams from the top of her lungs* IF YOU LIKE FURY ROAD, DEED OF PAKSENARRION, RED SONJA, OR OTHER SUCH MEDIA, GO READ THE SAVAGE REBELLION TRILOGY. NOW. RIGHT NOW. RIGHT RIGHT NOW. IF YOU SAW THE VUVALINI AND THOUGHT "I NEED MORE OF THAT" GO READ THE SAVAGE REBELLION TRILOGY.
I’ve said this before, a lot, but when you’re an author and your book doesn’t sell your feelings can default to the premise, “Everyone in the world was offered my book and they all personally rejected it.” The truth is most people don’t know it exists. Awareness is the problem, not you or your book.
I am verklempt.
I've been working on my TTRPG - which is like what if Vampire: The Masquerade, but you're a cenobite!

There are, like vampire, multiple factions, and like vampire, each faction has its own unique thing going for it. The Sensates are Slaanesh style cenobites, and I think I've made their thing
This is next up in my TBR pile. Take a look and see if it might appeal to you, too? Promise I'll post more once I finish it.
i was thinking about this just today. My romantasy isn't selling poorly in this ROMANTASY BOOM because it's a bad book, it isn't selling well because what is marketing and how does it work

that is to say, check out BURN UP IN VICTORY

books2read.com/burnupinvict...
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I know Donald Trump is a pathological liar, malignant narcissistic sociopath, racist, antisemite, misogynist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, hater of our troops and believer in euthanizing folks with disabilities, but we too often forget that he's *also* an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon.
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
Tornado watch is just par for the course around here.