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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮

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I was on Fark.com the night a YTMND guy got one of his kiwifruits stuck in the slats of a wooden chair thereby becoming a legend.

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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · Nov 20

Caught a couple of office mates going at it by the dumpster.

Discarded office chairs intertwined next to a dumpster

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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1h

Who doesn’t?

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Ms . Penny Oaken, SkyWitch 🧙‍♀️ @skywitches.net · 2h

Nobody you haven't met needs to know your face, your clothing, your scars or tattoos, when you go to protest.

Wear long pants, long sleeves, leave jewelry and anything with a wifi, cellular, or Bluetooth at home. Change your height if possible. Don't leave behind gum or anything you drink from.

the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12h

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 2h

OOPSIE DAISY. The entire republican party is just a gaggle of sex pests.

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3h

A judge has issued a restraining order against Republican Rep. Cory Mills after he was accused by a former girlfriend of threatening to circulate sexually explicit videos of her.

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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 22h

I told myself BlueSky was the end of the social media line. I lied.

If you’re already there, I’m there now, too:

@[email protected]

If you follow me there, I promise you the sane low quality shitposting you see here.

Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 23h

Louder for the mouth-breathing red hats in the back.

Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

Hey! Hey! Leave my junk out of this!

Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

Doubling down on moronic statements is why I follow you across all platforms.

Keep up the good/bad work.

Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

The Beatles did it for me, though.

Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

Who t f is abusing whom?

Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

“home run pass”?!? 🤔🫤

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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

I see him at a truck stop with a lot lizard.

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 1d

Multiple airports are now announcing they will refuse to play Kristi Noem’s government-funded video blaming “Democrats” for the government shutdown.

“We believe the Hatch Act clearly prohibits use of public assets for political purposes and messaging,” one airport said.

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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

That took a lot of digging and a miracle.

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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

Why don’t we do it in the road? No one will be watching us.

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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

Engines are considered “extras”.

Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

So, uh, which bank is this?

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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

Let them fight to the death in hand-to-hand combat over it.

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Michele @funnymichele.bsky.social · 2d

🐸💪🏼🇺🇲😁

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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

Very true. “My Favorite Year” is one of the movies I love dearly.

Woman outside bathroom: Hey, this is for ladies only!

Alan Swann entering women’s bathroom: “So is this, but every once in a while I need to run a little water through it.”

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 10d

I know the ISP Director. He's a former prosecutor, failed candidate for Congress, and ass.

Brendan Kelly, Director, Illinois State Police

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Chandler Murch @chandlermurch.bsky.social · 2d

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov , doesn’t ISP Director Brendan Kelly report to you? You need accountability here.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 3d

Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.

Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 2d

@govpritzker.illinois.gov :

Thread.

Scottie @scottie51.bsky.social · 2d

Why the hell are Illinois state troopers even there. Governor please respond, you control them.

Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 2d

But aren’t bone spurs hereditary?

Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 2d

🤣😂🤣

Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 2d

He should have won at least one. Damn shame.

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