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I was on Fark.com the night a YTMND guy got one of his kiwifruits stuck in the slats of a wooden chair thereby becoming a legend.
Pinned
Caught a couple of office mates going at it by the dumpster.
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All I want for Christmas is for everyone to begin using the Oxford comma.
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."
October 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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As requested!
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I lettuced myself, actually
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
You can go where the huskies go…
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Uhhhh, yeah, hello again.

<taps mic>

RELEASE THE UN-REDACTED EPSTEIN FILES.
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Look at all the men reporters no one protects her, cowards.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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National Guard aren’t law enforcement, El Drunko.
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there

PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Trump refuses to directly admit his administration granted the DC shooter asylum and then wraps up the press availability
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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The USA’s ignorance is utterly terrifying.
The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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turkey’s in the oven, table’s set

time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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For $5, Fergus will come to your Thanksgiving dinner, eat a turkey leg, and be a general distraction. If any of your relatives talk nonsense he will immediately ask "is this because I'm black?" and make the rest of the dinner awkward.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours!
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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THIS MFING JERK TURKEY!!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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My hands were full so I leaned my chest toward the keypad to scan the RFID chip in my work badge to unlock the door and a guy across the street hollered "YEAH WOOO PUT EM ON THE GLASS", I do not need this today
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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I stand by the fact that people don't hate U2 they hate listening to Bono talk lol
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Who voted for Trump?
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hi, uh.. <taps mic>
While I might agree with the Marjorie Traitor Greene comment (albeit for different reasons), I think we have a pot/kettle issue here.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It Happens to Every Guy, Charlie Brown
First time, Charlie Brown?
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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My pothos is developing good taste 🙏🙏🙏🙏
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
GenX: Remember scoring something other than Little Debbie snacks at 3 for $5?
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The game in Philly is getting Gritty.

Poor Jake Allen. Shell of his former net presence.

NJ@PHI #NHL
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM