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Lettuce
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Aspiring wine aunt / Novice tarot girl / Proud mallgoth / Fujocoded himejoshi / LouTallica truther
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Urgent Appeal🚨
We are in northern Gaza, displaced without a tent despite the ceasefire. Our tent was destroyed & broken by the rain, and we are soaked, unable to sleep.
We beg you & ask you to donate to help us buy a tent that costs $150. Your donation will save us😭🤲
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December 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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starting a small faces cover band called the charlie kirks
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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I miss the brief period when various Hollywood people tried to artificially recreate Barbenheimer before realising that, like, no, that has to happen organically.
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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"I'd be even more offended if I was a conservative Christian"

no, you wouldn't, because your values would be completely different and it would feel good to you

Queerphobic harassment and violence is the substance of conservative Christianity in practice, it's their version of "faith that works"
I finally read that Oklahoma state essay rightwingers have embraced as a cause. I'm an English prof. I, too, would have failed it. If I was a conservative Christian, I think I'd be even more offended by this student trying to use faith as a cover for not doing the work.
December 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
渋さ知らズ
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
appending "hot take" to a post isn't a get-out-of-opprobrium-free card!
Always quietly delighted when someone posts something like "Unpopular opinion but" or "I'm going to get in trouble for this but" and then the entire site curbstomps them into oblivion for the take they knew was dogshit before they typed it out.
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Me, this morning in the group chat. Posts clip of Fulci's Zombi to make a very crude joke and also posts hundreds of words about Cronenberg's Crash and how fucking good it is. Yesterday I had opinions about the production values of hypno porn. Just like things please! You don't have to be a "fan".
There's all kinds of media I engage with and authentically like that is not smart or well made. I don't go around harassing critics about it because I am not the trashy junk food entertainment I pass the time with.
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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I’m remembering how much better reading feels than scrolling, and how good it feels to really get engaged with a book that you don’t have any pressure to read
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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"those minorities deserve what trump is doing to them" is an opinion shared by both the worst of the MAGA types and also too many spiteful liberals excited for an excuse to join in on the bigotry. real bipartisan effort
“You knew damn well I was a snake…”
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Following Eurovision’s decision to allow Israel’s participation, Spanish public broadcaster RTVE has withdrawn from the contest. The announcement split the screen between Israel’s performance and scenes of bombardment and starving children in Gaza. #Spain #eurovision #genocide
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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every day I am proven right to have made liz truss my nemesis
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
What lines of poetry live rent free in your head?

song lyrics count bite me

"take a handful of seeds
and a mouthful of dirt
lie down
and become a garden"
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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A WIZARD (mentally ill trans girl)
high atop a TOWER (apartment building) is listening to DARK INCANTATIONS (noise music) and pondering an ORB (cell phone) to consort with SPIRITS (gay people on the internet)
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Today's tarot addresses the anxieties borne of the upending of our plans - no matter how carefully laid they may have been. Try as we might, no woman or man can fully ward off the unexpected. Yet we must avoid a further breakdown of all we so assiduously built; the first step is reclaiming serenity.
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
every AI shill is, knowingly or not, an agent of pedofascism
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
nomen est omen
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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all this discussion of waymo running over the cat is just continuing to radicalize me to want substantially fewer cars overall, AI- or human-controlled.
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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xbox regrow my foreskin
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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family reunion
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
the turner diaries masculinity
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
the devaluing of intent is a big part of that yeah, as well as of why art is "content" *spits* now
I think the "the curtains are just blue" aproach to art analysis is a big part of why people think AI has any value
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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IS THIS AN UMINEKO REFERENCE
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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also great to spruce up spaghetti aglio e olio
love that you can just spoon laoganma into a grilled cheese and have it go hard
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM