Evan Hurst
@evanhurst.substack.com
Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com)
Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.
Bless your heart.
Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.
Bless your heart.
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, you were fuckin’ born that way
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, you were fuckin’ born that way
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, you were fuckin’ born that way
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, you were fuckin’ born that way
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
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Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
No hell hot enough for these Nazis.
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
No hell hot enough for these Nazis.
Oh, THESE illegal orders?
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oh, THESE illegal orders?
Fucking Hitler with yet another limpdicked Reichstag Fire attempt.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Fucking Hitler with yet another limpdicked Reichstag Fire attempt.
Agreed!
Killing is bad, and to that end I'd like to call attention to the dozens killed in small boats in the southern Caribbean by the Trump Administration and the estimated 600,000 who've died of preventable disease and starvation thanks to the administration's destruction of USAID.
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Agreed!
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Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
National Guard aren’t law enforcement, El Drunko.
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
National Guard aren’t law enforcement, El Drunko.
Please clap
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Please clap
You know a guy’s brain is firing on all cylinders when his reaction to the article about his oldness is to brag about his dementia test www.joemygod.com/2025/11/trum...
Trump Screams Over NYT Report About His Aging - Joe.My.God.
The New York Times reports: Americans see Mr. Trump less than they used to, according to a New York Times analysis of his schedule. Mr. Trump has fewer public events on his schedule and is traveling d...
www.joemygod.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
You know a guy’s brain is firing on all cylinders when his reaction to the article about his oldness is to brag about his dementia test www.joemygod.com/2025/11/trum...
Could This TN Special Election Help End Mike Johnson's Speakership BEFORE The Midterms? www.wonkette.com/p/could-this...
Could This TN Special Election Help End Mike Johnson's Speakership BEFORE The Midterms?
Reckon let's try!
www.wonkette.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Could This TN Special Election Help End Mike Johnson's Speakership BEFORE The Midterms? www.wonkette.com/p/could-this...
It’s a pretty good example!
Aside from the high seas murder spree, an order to court martial a sitting senator for 100% legal political speech, and to do so under blatant unlawful command influence, would probably be the clearest case yet of an order so manifestly unlawful there is a duty for anybody in uniform to refuse it.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
It’s a pretty good example!
Every Democrat needs to go on TV and call Hegseth a little bitch today, just like this.
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Every Democrat needs to go on TV and call Hegseth a little bitch today, just like this.
Lindsey Halligan Now Free To Bring A Dish To Thanksgiving www.wonkette.com/p/lindsey-ha...
Lindsey Halligan Now Free To Bring A Dish To Thanksgiving
Doubt you'd want her to, though.
www.wonkette.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Lindsey Halligan Now Free To Bring A Dish To Thanksgiving www.wonkette.com/p/lindsey-ha...
*opens internet*
“Here’s RFK burping about alternate nostril blowjobs!”
Nope.
“Here’s RFK burping about alternate nostril blowjobs!”
Nope.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
*opens internet*
“Here’s RFK burping about alternate nostril blowjobs!”
Nope.
“Here’s RFK burping about alternate nostril blowjobs!”
Nope.
lol damn
Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she's leaving Congress
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
lol damn
Hahahahahaha
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hahahahahaha
Brutally funny
The Hochul campaign is out with a statement regarding President Trump's disagreement with Rep. Elise Stefanik calling Zohran Mamdani a "jihadist." Comms Director Sarafina Chitika says Trump "nuked her opening argument" in Stefanik's bid for governor
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Brutally funny
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the takeaway from the Zohran Trump meeting is that Trump is a gullible fool who will temporarily bend to the last charismatic person he talked to.
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the takeaway from the Zohran Trump meeting is that Trump is a gullible fool who will temporarily bend to the last charismatic person he talked to.
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
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this is your brain when your entire politics is just a set of aesthetics
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this is your brain when your entire politics is just a set of aesthetics
New Orleans gonna make Greg Bovino look like a little bitch too.
JUST IN: Border Patrol is preparing to end its immigration enforcement operation in Charlotte, nearly a week after the agency first deployed agents to the state’s most populated city, two officials at DHS tell NBC News.
Border Patrol preparing to leave Charlotte, plans to mobilize in New Orleans next
Border Patrol agents arrested more than 250 people in Charlotte this week and, according to reports, could begin operations in Louisiana and Mississippi as soon as next week.
nbcnews.to
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
New Orleans gonna make Greg Bovino look like a little bitch too.
Trump Just Saying People Who Love Constitution More Than They Love Führer Should Be Killed www.wonkette.com/p/trump-just...
Trump Just Saying People Who Love Constitution More Than They Love Führer Should Be Killed
Wait, who's doing the violent threats?
www.wonkette.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Trump Just Saying People Who Love Constitution More Than They Love Führer Should Be Killed www.wonkette.com/p/trump-just...
It's a liturgical reading, for Nazis.
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's a liturgical reading, for Nazis.
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes