Evan Hurst
@evanhurst.substack.com
Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com)
Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.
Bless your heart.
Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.
Bless your heart.
Raises hand. Please report me to my boss @wonkette.bsky.social and also my other boss (me) and my other other boss (also me).
Also shut the fuck up Tom Homan, definitely try to get people fired for “fought the Nazis,” fuck you Chubby Bunny-mouthed bitch.
Also shut the fuck up Tom Homan, definitely try to get people fired for “fought the Nazis,” fuck you Chubby Bunny-mouthed bitch.
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Raises hand. Please report me to my boss @wonkette.bsky.social and also my other boss (me) and my other other boss (also me).
Also shut the fuck up Tom Homan, definitely try to get people fired for “fought the Nazis,” fuck you Chubby Bunny-mouthed bitch.
Also shut the fuck up Tom Homan, definitely try to get people fired for “fought the Nazis,” fuck you Chubby Bunny-mouthed bitch.
He gon’ win the Board of Peace Prize I bet
“It is my Great Honor to announce that THE BOARD OF PEACE has been formed.”
January 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
He gon’ win the Board of Peace Prize I bet
I cosign this verbal assault.
January 15, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I cosign this verbal assault.
US Attorney Boxwine Harassing Lawmakers Who Reminded Troops Of Duty To Defy Illegal Orders www.wonkette.com/p/us-attorne...
US Attorney Boxwine Harassing Lawmakers Who Reminded Troops Of Duty To Defy Illegal Orders
She gonna raid their houses, see if they got any pocket Constitutions or liquor lying about?
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January 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
US Attorney Boxwine Harassing Lawmakers Who Reminded Troops Of Duty To Defy Illegal Orders www.wonkette.com/p/us-attorne...
“Should we abolish Hitler’s Gestapo, or should we just oversight it better?”
Literally whatever the moderate position on what we should’ve done to the Gestapo is the moderate position on what we should do to ICE. It is that goddamned simple.
Literally whatever the moderate position on what we should’ve done to the Gestapo is the moderate position on what we should do to ICE. It is that goddamned simple.
i don't really give a shit if consultants think being anti-ICE is "good messaging" or whatever when people are actively being shot, beat, gassed and jailed.
January 15, 2026 at 8:38 PM
“Should we abolish Hitler’s Gestapo, or should we just oversight it better?”
Literally whatever the moderate position on what we should’ve done to the Gestapo is the moderate position on what we should do to ICE. It is that goddamned simple.
Literally whatever the moderate position on what we should’ve done to the Gestapo is the moderate position on what we should do to ICE. It is that goddamned simple.
Nazi spokesbabbler gets very mad when you suggest Nazi murdering is not justified www.joemygod.com/2026/01/leav...
Leavitt Rages At "Biased Left-Wing Hack" Reporter For Saying That Renee Good's Murder Was "Unjustifiable" - Joe.My.God.
REPORTER: “You were just defending ICE agents generally, and earlier on Secretary Noem spoke to the media and she said among other things that they are doing everything correctly. Thirty-two people di...
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January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Nazi spokesbabbler gets very mad when you suggest Nazi murdering is not justified www.joemygod.com/2026/01/leav...
The Nazis tried to kill a baby
"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car"
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
The Nazis tried to kill a baby
Ilhan Omar Vs. MyPillow Idiot Lady 'Reporter'. PLACE YR BETS. www.wonkette.com/p/ilhan-omar...
Ilhan Omar Vs. MyPillow Idiot Lady 'Reporter'. PLACE YR BETS.
Would you like to see something that isn't horrible?
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January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Ilhan Omar Vs. MyPillow Idiot Lady 'Reporter'. PLACE YR BETS. www.wonkette.com/p/ilhan-omar...
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Hero Auto Worker Gives Trump Respect He's Earned (By Calling Him A Pedo Protector) www.wonkette.com/p/hero-auto-...
Hero Auto Worker Gives Trump Respect He's Earned (By Calling Him A Pedo Protector)
The emperor has tiny fingers, can go fuck himself.
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January 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Hero Auto Worker Gives Trump Respect He's Earned (By Calling Him A Pedo Protector) www.wonkette.com/p/hero-auto-...
Woman Murdered By Nazi Encouraged Others To Oppose Nazis
Fuck you, CNN.
Fuck you, CNN.
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Woman Murdered By Nazi Encouraged Others To Oppose Nazis
Fuck you, CNN.
Fuck you, CNN.
Bari Weiss Should Do CBS Town Hall On Whose Fault It Is She Sucks So Bad www.wonkette.com/p/bari-weiss...
Bari Weiss Should Do CBS Town Hall On Whose Fault It Is She Sucks So Bad
Our general view here is that we do our viewers the best service by presenting them with the full context they need to assess the story of why Bari Weiss sucks so bad.
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January 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Bari Weiss Should Do CBS Town Hall On Whose Fault It Is She Sucks So Bad www.wonkette.com/p/bari-weiss...
I hate to get all legalese with my response to this, but Will Cain is a little bitch who can go fuck himself.
WILL CAIN: I'd be careful if I were you. I believe you're liable for defamation
MAXWELL FROST: I am not going to be careful in terms of calling out what so many people saw. Renee Nicole Good did not get the due process she deserves.
MAXWELL FROST: I am not going to be careful in terms of calling out what so many people saw. Renee Nicole Good did not get the due process she deserves.
January 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I hate to get all legalese with my response to this, but Will Cain is a little bitch who can go fuck himself.
Trump “protecting” the world from his best friend Russia is like Trump “protecting” little girls from his best friend Jeffrey Epstein.
Donald Trump says he's using the U.S. military to protect the world from China and Russia. But to do so, he's using the tactics of imperialist bullies.
"We’re beating the bad guys by becoming the bad guys," writes @saletan.bsky.social.
www.thebulwark.com/p/emulating-...
"We’re beating the bad guys by becoming the bad guys," writes @saletan.bsky.social.
www.thebulwark.com/p/emulating-...
Emulating the Enemy
In Venezuela and Greenland, Trump’s strategy is to beat the bad guys by becoming the bad guys.
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January 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Trump “protecting” the world from his best friend Russia is like Trump “protecting” little girls from his best friend Jeffrey Epstein.
The Nazis are absolutely out of control.
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The Nazis are absolutely out of control.
Bari Weiss upset everybody thinks she sucks, blames others for failing to ban people from saying she sucks
Sources: Bari Weiss has privately been deeply frustrated by the negative reaction to her CBS tenure and has blamed subordinates for not stanching the criticism (New York Times)
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January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Bari Weiss upset everybody thinks she sucks, blames others for failing to ban people from saying she sucks
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Defections at the DOJ.
There has been a mass resignation among leaders in the criminal section of the Department of Justice civil rights division over the failure to investigate the Minneapolis ICE shooting.
www.ms.now/news/doj-civ...
There has been a mass resignation among leaders in the criminal section of the Department of Justice civil rights division over the failure to investigate the Minneapolis ICE shooting.
www.ms.now/news/doj-civ...
A new spate of Justice Department officials quit because their section didn't want to probe Renee Good's shooting
At least four leaders of the Civil Rights Division resigned because the section's head, Harmeet Dhillon, decided not to investigate shooting of Renee Good.
www.ms.now
January 13, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Defections at the DOJ.
There has been a mass resignation among leaders in the criminal section of the Department of Justice civil rights division over the failure to investigate the Minneapolis ICE shooting.
www.ms.now/news/doj-civ...
There has been a mass resignation among leaders in the criminal section of the Department of Justice civil rights division over the failure to investigate the Minneapolis ICE shooting.
www.ms.now/news/doj-civ...
Not the point but did Benny inject some of Karoline’s fillers into his DSLs?
Jesse Watters: "The women that do have children, they drop them off at daycare before they drive into an ICE agent, some of them even bring the infants to these violent rallies."
Benny Johnson and Jesse proceed to laugh at the police chief crying about ICE murdering Renee Nicole Good.
Benny Johnson and Jesse proceed to laugh at the police chief crying about ICE murdering Renee Nicole Good.
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Not the point but did Benny inject some of Karoline’s fillers into his DSLs?
It’s possible she was blackout at the time
Wild reporting from Bloomberg. Jeanine Pirro apparently freelanced the subpoenas and criminal investigation of Jerome Powell.
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
It’s possible she was blackout at the time
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This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
YouGov poll - In the future, would you support or oppose...
Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
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Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
So what I hear him saying is that they're going to start doing this as part of their immigrant genocide, but it's not hard to see how this isn't the beginning of capital controls.
Quisling sack of piss.
Quisling sack of piss.
Bessent: "For individuals who want to wire money out of the country, they're gonna have to tick a box whether they are or are not on public assistance. Then we're going to start pushing over the coming days and weeks that if you're on public assistance, you cannot wire money out of the country."
January 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
So what I hear him saying is that they're going to start doing this as part of their immigrant genocide, but it's not hard to see how this isn't the beginning of capital controls.
Quisling sack of piss.
Quisling sack of piss.
Listen to this fucking Nazi piece of shit say “we’re doing a citizen check,” like that is an acceptable thing for a fourth-grade-educated white pig incel to be asking anyone in this country.
And yeah, this woman is a hero.
And yeah, this woman is a hero.
This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Listen to this fucking Nazi piece of shit say “we’re doing a citizen check,” like that is an acceptable thing for a fourth-grade-educated white pig incel to be asking anyone in this country.
And yeah, this woman is a hero.
And yeah, this woman is a hero.
Hey, smug white liberal women, look what a little bitch Pete Hegseth's ex-work-husband is
www.joemygod.com/2026/01/fox-...
www.joemygod.com/2026/01/fox-...
Fox Host: "Smug Liberal White Women" Had It Coming - Joe.My.God.
“The department is surging hundreds of additional agents into Minneapolis to support the ongoing ICE operations there in the wake of last week’s shooting. This comes — in this press conference today —...
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January 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Hey, smug white liberal women, look what a little bitch Pete Hegseth's ex-work-husband is
www.joemygod.com/2026/01/fox-...
www.joemygod.com/2026/01/fox-...
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Wow, everyone is addicted to this show
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Wow, everyone is addicted to this show
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If reporters for major news organizations got off X, they'd soon realize how completely deranged *federal government officials* are. Marinating in this shit day in and day out makes it seem like the new normal.
"Triggered much?" is what a troll says when one of their targets gets bothered by their posts. Here, senior US official Greg Bovino redeploys it to defend/celebrate a literal murder in the physical world.
A government of, by, and for the Online Right.
A government of, by, and for the Online Right.
In response to a quote tweet of DHS that says “you guys killed an American citizen,” Greg Bovino replies: “Triggered much?”
January 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
If reporters for major news organizations got off X, they'd soon realize how completely deranged *federal government officials* are. Marinating in this shit day in and day out makes it seem like the new normal.