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Evan Hurst
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Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com)

Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.

Bless your heart.
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Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
National Guard aren’t law enforcement, El Drunko.
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there

PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Please clap
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You know a guy’s brain is firing on all cylinders when his reaction to the article about his oldness is to brag about his dementia test www.joemygod.com/2025/11/trum...
Trump Screams Over NYT Report About His Aging - Joe.My.God.
The New York Times reports: Americans see Mr. Trump less than they used to, according to a New York Times analysis of his schedule. Mr. Trump has fewer public events on his schedule and is traveling d...
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November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Could This TN Special Election Help End Mike Johnson's Speakership BEFORE The Midterms? www.wonkette.com/p/could-this...
Could This TN Special Election Help End Mike Johnson's Speakership BEFORE The Midterms?
Reckon let's try!
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November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s a pretty good example!
Aside from the high seas murder spree, an order to court martial a sitting senator for 100% legal political speech, and to do so under blatant unlawful command influence, would probably be the clearest case yet of an order so manifestly unlawful there is a duty for anybody in uniform to refuse it.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Every Democrat needs to go on TV and call Hegseth a little bitch today, just like this.
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Lindsey Halligan Now Free To Bring A Dish To Thanksgiving www.wonkette.com/p/lindsey-ha...
Lindsey Halligan Now Free To Bring A Dish To Thanksgiving
Doubt you'd want her to, though.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
*opens internet*

“Here’s RFK burping about alternate nostril blowjobs!”

Nope.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
lol damn
Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she's leaving Congress
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hahahahahaha
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Brutally funny
The Hochul campaign is out with a statement regarding President Trump's disagreement with Rep. Elise Stefanik calling Zohran Mamdani a "jihadist." Comms Director Sarafina Chitika says Trump "nuked her opening argument" in Stefanik's bid for governor
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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the takeaway from the Zohran Trump meeting is that Trump is a gullible fool who will temporarily bend to the last charismatic person he talked to.

Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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this is your brain when your entire politics is just a set of aesthetics
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
New Orleans gonna make Greg Bovino look like a little bitch too.
JUST IN: Border Patrol is preparing to end its immigration enforcement operation in Charlotte, nearly a week after the agency first deployed agents to the state’s most populated city, two officials at DHS tell NBC News.
Border Patrol preparing to leave Charlotte, plans to mobilize in New Orleans next
Border Patrol agents arrested more than 250 people in Charlotte this week and, according to reports, could begin operations in Louisiana and Mississippi as soon as next week.
nbcnews.to
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Trump Just Saying People Who Love Constitution More Than They Love Führer Should Be Killed www.wonkette.com/p/trump-just...
Trump Just Saying People Who Love Constitution More Than They Love Führer Should Be Killed
Wait, who's doing the violent threats?
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November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's a liturgical reading, for Nazis.
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Is that the standard the Geneva Conventions use
Cotton on Trump's boat strikes: "Use common sense. If any of these had been boats full of fisherman or refugees, CNN would've already been on the ground & interviewed all their families & told their stories. We can be confident all of these strikes have been against cartel-based drug traffickers."
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Dems Telling Troops To Disobey Illegal Orders, And Trump's Nazis Are Flipping Their Sh*t www.wonkette.com/p/dems-telli...
Dems Telling Troops To Disobey Illegal Orders, And Trump's Nazis Are Flipping Their Sh*t
Cry more.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Someone should be talking to a lawyer.

Like now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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In an attempt to invert a core principle of American governance, Miller claims those who state military and intelligence professionals must refuse illegal orders are “openly calling for an insurrection.” The duty to refuse unlawful orders is a requirement, grounded in the Constitution and the UCMJ.
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Yes Marsha you fucking home ec major. ILLEGAL orders.
Marsha Blackburn on PSA encouraging military members to reject illegal orders: "It is inconceivable that you would have elected officials that are saying to uniformed members of the military who have taken an oath that they would defy the orders that they have been given to execute their mission."
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Lmaooo
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM