Evan Hurst
@evanhurst.substack.com
Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com)
Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.
Bless your heart.
Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.
Bless your heart.
Oh, THESE illegal orders?
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oh, THESE illegal orders?
Wonder how much of DOJ/FBI is currently at work preparing "The Epstein Files" to Pam Bondi's exact specifications, now that Trump and Mike Johnson "support" their release.
Gonna look like this by the time it's done.
Gonna look like this by the time it's done.
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wonder how much of DOJ/FBI is currently at work preparing "The Epstein Files" to Pam Bondi's exact specifications, now that Trump and Mike Johnson "support" their release.
Gonna look like this by the time it's done.
Gonna look like this by the time it's done.
Green grass turns BROWN
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Green grass turns BROWN
So when Jeffrey Epstein the prolific child rapist is saying in emails that somebody is grosser than he is, what does that likely mean the person he’s talking about is?
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So when Jeffrey Epstein the prolific child rapist is saying in emails that somebody is grosser than he is, what does that likely mean the person he’s talking about is?
Gonna tell my kids this is Greg Bovino
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Gonna tell my kids this is Greg Bovino
Oh golly, another Young Republican leak!
Just kidding, Mike Davis just posted this on Twitter.
Just kidding, Mike Davis just posted this on Twitter.
October 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Oh golly, another Young Republican leak!
Just kidding, Mike Davis just posted this on Twitter.
Just kidding, Mike Davis just posted this on Twitter.
Just found out Russ Vought is ONLY 49.
More proof that being a MAGA Nazi and Satan incarnate makes people look like shit.
Good lord.
(cf. Stephen Miller, Emil Bove, etc.)
More proof that being a MAGA Nazi and Satan incarnate makes people look like shit.
Good lord.
(cf. Stephen Miller, Emil Bove, etc.)
October 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just found out Russ Vought is ONLY 49.
More proof that being a MAGA Nazi and Satan incarnate makes people look like shit.
Good lord.
(cf. Stephen Miller, Emil Bove, etc.)
More proof that being a MAGA Nazi and Satan incarnate makes people look like shit.
Good lord.
(cf. Stephen Miller, Emil Bove, etc.)
Memphis invasion, day 2
October 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Memphis invasion, day 2
He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid.
September 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid.
Trump’s royal ass lickers licked the royal ass. Now prove it to a jury.
September 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Trump’s royal ass lickers licked the royal ass. Now prove it to a jury.
Fuck off Kayleigh
September 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fuck off Kayleigh
My Spanish boyfriend Carlos is just really good at sports
September 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My Spanish boyfriend Carlos is just really good at sports
Pete Hegseth is such a try-hard poser little bitch he feels the need to have “Secretary of WAR” in his Twitter name AND bio.
We get it, dude! You’re insecure!
We get it, dude! You’re insecure!
September 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Pete Hegseth is such a try-hard poser little bitch he feels the need to have “Secretary of WAR” in his Twitter name AND bio.
We get it, dude! You’re insecure!
We get it, dude! You’re insecure!
It is impossible to overstate what a buffoon every world leader, including these three, correctly assesses him to be.
September 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It is impossible to overstate what a buffoon every world leader, including these three, correctly assesses him to be.
August 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, I am dying
August 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, I am dying
Yeah man I do not want to hear about where you gave it up for Jesus
August 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Yeah man I do not want to hear about where you gave it up for Jesus
Chip and Joanna pissed off the bigots, y'all. Read and subscribe! evanhurst.substack.com/p/chip-and-j...
July 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Chip and Joanna pissed off the bigots, y'all. Read and subscribe! evanhurst.substack.com/p/chip-and-j...
July 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Does a guy making thinly veiled comments that probably allude to their shared underage sexual proclivities sound like Donald Trump? Yes.
Does it sound like Trump had somebody help him write it out because he's functionally illiterate and poorly educated? Also yes.
Does it sound like Trump had somebody help him write it out because he's functionally illiterate and poorly educated? Also yes.
July 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Does a guy making thinly veiled comments that probably allude to their shared underage sexual proclivities sound like Donald Trump? Yes.
Does it sound like Trump had somebody help him write it out because he's functionally illiterate and poorly educated? Also yes.
Does it sound like Trump had somebody help him write it out because he's functionally illiterate and poorly educated? Also yes.
Hey you guys, hear me out, but I think maybe their plan is to create a white conservative Nazi country with about 100 million white conservative Nazi people in it and deport/imprison/starve/kill the rest.
July 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Hey you guys, hear me out, but I think maybe their plan is to create a white conservative Nazi country with about 100 million white conservative Nazi people in it and deport/imprison/starve/kill the rest.
This year alone I’ve found 98 conservative Christian leaders (mostly white men) who have been accused/tried/convicted of grooming, raping or otherwise abusing kids.
Now a white conservative Christian man runs TurningPointUSA! And the Pentagon! And the House!
Now a white conservative Christian man runs TurningPointUSA! And the Pentagon! And the House!
June 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This year alone I’ve found 98 conservative Christian leaders (mostly white men) who have been accused/tried/convicted of grooming, raping or otherwise abusing kids.
Now a white conservative Christian man runs TurningPointUSA! And the Pentagon! And the House!
Now a white conservative Christian man runs TurningPointUSA! And the Pentagon! And the House!
He looks so cheap in his blue suits, like a used car salesman who got let in by mistake.
June 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
He looks so cheap in his blue suits, like a used car salesman who got let in by mistake.