Mike Doughney 🇺🇸
@mike.doughney.net
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Professional doomscroller. Maître de la maison à Château d'éphémères Formerly with Digex, UPI Radio, Mutual Broadcasting. COVID avoiding and wearing a Flo Mask. https://linktr.ee/mikedoughney
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The study of the inability, on display from many leaders, to see the 2025 US for what it currently is, is revealing either their incapacitating focus on their own heartache over the loss of their romanticised fiction of what the US was, or their terrified paralysis and lack of imagination of what to
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We are at war with everyone Trump feels like attacking that day. We are allied with the last world leader to blow smoke up his ass and tell him he’s the greatest President ever.
Wait so we’re also in an armed conflict against a completely different group? Sure yeah why not
Pentagon discloses the latest strike on suspect boats in the Caribbean -- No. 7 in its current campaign -- with another video, but no evidence. In a first, this one is alleged to have ties to the Colombian insurgency group the ELN.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
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Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
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It’s amazing to see what’s come of the “Twitter isn’t real life” argument.
This guy was probably pretty excited when Olivia Nuzzi got hired by Vanity Fair.
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seems that RFK is clearing the path for his CDC to do tuskegee syphillis experiments as a matter of course. in other news, RFK is a genuine monster who relishes in the pain and suffering of those he feels he has control or dominion over
RFK is undoing human subjects protections so he can conduct placebo trials of vaccines. That means infecting people knowingly. I wonder who will “volunteer” for these trials? If history is any guide, a lot of incarcerated and other powerless people.
Dismantling the Institutional Review Board (IRB), that oversees all human subjects research, is bad. Really bad.
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SAME!!!!!!
They don't let me in the White House press pool because my question every day for the next week would be, "Does the president still want to take a shit on Americans?"
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TRUMP: *machine-guns crowd of pedestrians at Fifth Ave*

NYT: President's most daring argument for population control brings new scrutiny.
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I guess if I *had* to pick my favorite part of the video the president posted where he’s a big boy pilot and he pew pew pews his poop all over everyone, it would be the part where he shits on the American flag?
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This country is now essentially being run by poop-throwing chimps.
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Absolutely fascinating watching committed Trump voters sprint headlong into insanity to avoid admitting they fucked up

Imagine waking up and being like "fuck, I've gotta find a way to support King Trump defecating on Americans"
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Steve Bannon: “The real opposition is the media. And the way to deal with them is to flood the zone with shit.”

Media: "We cannot with certainty identify this mysterious brown substance."
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An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
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You shouldn’t need a metaphor for how things are going in America, but just in case you do
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
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The president is a Republican. Congress is Republican. The courts are stacked with Republicans. If you’re blaming Democrats for what the US is doing right now, you’re furthering right wing propaganda that helps the Republicans implement fascism.
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Lead front-page story in today's NYT

Time-travel dept:

-I don't remember front-page NYT stories "It's 1993, and GOP Is Still Running Against Clinton." That's what they did, for huge mid-term win.

-Nor "It's 2009, and GOP Is Still Running Against Obama." Which they did, for huge win.

Weird.
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everyone: we don’t want kings

rightwing media: this is a confusing protest line, no one is claiming trump is a king

the entire trump administration:
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Just a reminder on how Biden's garbagegate was covered as we wait to see how and if the Times covers the president virtually shitting on America.
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if i was still a reporter in congress and all my colleagues were walking on eggshells to avoid writing about the AI Trump Poop Jet Video i’d decide now was a good time to turn in my credentials in protest because what in fresh hell has happened to our profession
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Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?

You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?

Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?
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I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28
that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov is full of shit. He says he‘ll defend his people, but instead he sends his state police to brutalize them.

@jbpritzker.bsky.social‘s actions are those of an enemy of democracy.
Protesters are reporting today that state troopers at Broadview were exceptionally violent last night, lots of baton strikes including at heads and faces. Everyone arrested has been released.
Chaos. ISP just made a charge, pushing people back east toward 25th Ave., right into cars pulling out of the parking lot. I hear people talking about arrests but it's too dark to see. People panic, run.
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