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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 3h

Was just thinking the other day about how that Bill finally had the last laugh.

A dirty hippy, mid flag burning, is about to be impacted by a billy club as part of an officer-involved beating.

Song lyrics say, "There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom. I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em.

Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 11h

I tried to report a scammer a few months ago and they could not have cared less so I'm doubtful they'd do anything about this but it's definitely a huge problem.

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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 13h

It's too bad K-19 flopped and we never got a K-20.

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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 14h

This book is wild.

He then dropped to the floor kneeling before Olivia, pushing her skirt up to her waist. Using a fair amount of pressure, he kissed her inner thighs, using his lips and tongue. His hands reached the waistband of her hose. RFK Jr. gently gave a tug and Olivia lifted her hips. He slipped the hose down to her ankles, all the while continuing to knead her skin with his tongue.

Olivia was now wearing only brief white panties. By removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch, she had signaled her desire. Now, she closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but RFK Jr.'s tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly. Olivia felt intense pleasure building.

The joke is that this is actually from Bill O'Reilly's novel, "Those Who Trespass" with the names crudely swapped. There's an audio book narrated by Bill O'Reilly.

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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 14h

That's awesome! Congratulations to J-ROD, I hope it's a great experience for everyone.

Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 21h

Is it time to move my 401k into charcoal?

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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 21h

Spice up your life!

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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 23h

The non-regulation of the supplements industry is so weird to me. Back when I was into that stuff, you'd see protein powders boasting biologically impossible amounts of protein per scoop and that's like the least sketchy thing going on.

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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 1d

Are humans allowed in the Discovery Room?

Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 1d

Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of.

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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, I don't really even remember it happening so probably was tied into voter registration.

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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 1d

Is that what happened to Big Balls?

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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 1d

I remember when Obama promised that the first thing he was going to do upon taking office was sign the Freedom of Choice Act and then decided he had higher legislative priorities like handing out bags of cash to his corporate buddies.

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