Caio Almendra
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caioalmendra.bsky.social
Claro que é estúpido, essa ideia foi escrita por um dos piores e mais sortudos escritores da história: Mário Puzo. Sim, o autor de O Poderoso Chefão que criou a fortaleza da solidão de vidro no pólo sul.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Aluguel numa ilha inabitada do Pacífico está altíssimo!
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Sim! Teria o MESMO EFEITO de ser escondido e sol forte o ano todo.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Se o que cura o Super Homem é a luz do sol e o esconderijo de cristal dele é uma grande lente que captura a luz do sol para intensificar esse efeito, não é meio estúpido colocar esse esconderijo no pólo sul, onde não faz sol por meses a fio?
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aaliyahxx.bsky.social
A circulating video of slain Palestinian journalist Saleh Al-Jaafrawi, who was killed by Israeli-backed gangs this evening.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
It's all true.

However, there is bunch of other factors, including, and I'm not joking, brazilian evangelical churches and gospel music.

So, yes, US conservatism destroyed traditional Portuguese twice.
belenos.bsky.social
The death of European Portuguese starts with Rambo III
A social media post by user "ryan-sometimes" titled "My favourite example of the domino effect." The image shows a meme format with a man in a blue shirt and khaki pants crouching down to push over the first in a line of dominoes of varying sizes, with each subsequent domino getting progressively larger. The smallest domino is labeled "Gerard Way witnesses 9/11" and the largest domino at the end is labeled "The slow and painful death of European Portuguese." This visual metaphor illustrates how a small initial event can lead to increasingly significant consequences, referencing the cultural chain reaction described in the previous post. A humorous social media post showing a bullet-point list that creates an absurdist chain of cultural influence. The list begins with Gerard Way witnessing 9/11 and forming My Chemical Romance, then describes how Stephanie Meyer was inspired by MCR to write Twilight, leading to Felipe Neto making a viral hate video about Twilight that launched his YouTube career in Brazil. His brother Luccas Neto then became a children's YouTuber whose content became so popular with Portuguese children that they began adopting Brazilian Portuguese speech patterns, horrifying European Portuguese parents. The post ends with "Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect." Below the list is a Tumblr user avatar and username "voltsm" followed by the reaction text "WAIT WHAT" in all caps.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
That's how I watched It. Then, I went home and rewatched Bobcat Goldwaith's God Bless America.

I need to find the third movie of this unofficial trilogy.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Sure, but It's a my not involved in human traffick t-shirt situation...
caioalmendra.bsky.social
So... Less useless spending? Awesome
caioalmendra.bsky.social
So... Less useless government spending? Awesome
caioalmendra.bsky.social
So now only about 5% of americans is able to join the military during a historical low volunteers period

Amazing
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Oh, because recruiting was too easy before Hegseth lmao
caioalmendra.bsky.social
"Make love not intifada" really gets me.

I couldn't believe It was possible to have a sub-zero self-reflection, but here we are.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
"Make love, not intifada" is a weird sign to hold side-by-side with the israeli flag in 2000 and fucking 25.
noahshachtman.bsky.social
Zohran is speaking at my synagogue. These folks are outside.
 protesters
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lexialex.bsky.social
Support the resistance.

Boycott Israel.

Liberate Palestine.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Ben Shapiro quite frankly stated he doesn't care about antisemitism, as long as its not also anti-zionist.

So, he doesn't mean conspiracy the way we do. He means "Israeli interests are over-represented in US politics". Which, you know, is true
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Se referindo a própria pança como "minha câmera pneumáticazinha"
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thrasherxy.bsky.social
I didn’t want to believe it was true. Say his name: Saleh Al-Jafarawi. He had the most beautiful smile. He was not among the 270+ journalists killed prior to the latest ceasefire. He was ebullient that the bombing stopped. And now he’s been killed.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
More women that bootlick themselves into power! That's real feminism! That's real women power!
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brparalerdo.bsky.social
Marcelo Valle Silveira Mello, 33 anos, foi condenado a 41 anos e seis meses de prisão por vários crimes, entre eles associação criminosa, divulgação de pedofilia, racismo e terrorismo.

O diretor da BP era fã dessa pessoa

12/15
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brparalerdo.bsky.social
Konrad Scorciapino,CTO da Brasil Paralelo, foi o criador do 55chan, fórum que ficou conhecido por abrigar conteúdo de pedofilia, racismo e discurso de ódio

Ele foi moderador do Chan até 2010. Vamos mostrar nesse fio alguns prints que mostram como pensa o diretor da BP Segue o 🧶

1/15
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Eu tô bem ligado nisso tudo. Mas, é totalmente diferente de uma Slotkin, por ex.

Um dos processos comuns de um império em queda é a deserção (política ou oficial) de parte das forças armadas.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Broadband until 2015. In 2013, I wrote a piece about how the human brain can only understand 8k in VR and flacc, which means internet would be faster than you could consume info.

It predicted how broadband would be used for ML, data collecting, criptomoning, not human improviment. And here we are.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Bari Weiss is a soviet sleeper agent, doing her best to make right-wingers look awful