Maze Rat
@mazerat.bsky.social
You are the future, little extremophiles.
He/him. 18+
He/him. 18+
Glad Edie's still getting work.
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Glad Edie's still getting work.
Walking around the field making this face. Telling anyone who asks that it's just a cramp.
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Walking around the field making this face. Telling anyone who asks that it's just a cramp.
Ooh, I like this format. Lots of possibilities.
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Ooh, I like this format. Lots of possibilities.
Showing Elon this picture until he gets so mad that steam shoots out of his ears while he sputters ineffectively.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Showing Elon this picture until he gets so mad that steam shoots out of his ears while he sputters ineffectively.
Name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
Washington is higher than Oregon so that means it's better, right?
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Washington is higher than Oregon so that means it's better, right?
There are arguments to be made for street dogs, street tacos, etc., but comically large baskets of chili cheese fries are what I most remember from Southern California. I had a teacher who would get one of these for lunch every day.
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
There are arguments to be made for street dogs, street tacos, etc., but comically large baskets of chili cheese fries are what I most remember from Southern California. I had a teacher who would get one of these for lunch every day.
Elon's a rich boy and he's gone too far.
(the context is John's daughter posted this about Elon and it hurt his feelings)
(the context is John's daughter posted this about Elon and it hurt his feelings)
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Elon's a rich boy and he's gone too far.
(the context is John's daughter posted this about Elon and it hurt his feelings)
(the context is John's daughter posted this about Elon and it hurt his feelings)
Here's a map from Flourish but, for example, California issues benefits to 1/4 of the pop weekly. They've paid 1/4 and said all others will be paid but 🤷
I haven't researched the others.
DE, MI, ND, VA, and WY paid out of state funds and NM, and VT partially paid with state funds (10 and 15 days).
I haven't researched the others.
DE, MI, ND, VA, and WY paid out of state funds and NM, and VT partially paid with state funds (10 and 15 days).
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Here's a map from Flourish but, for example, California issues benefits to 1/4 of the pop weekly. They've paid 1/4 and said all others will be paid but 🤷
I haven't researched the others.
DE, MI, ND, VA, and WY paid out of state funds and NM, and VT partially paid with state funds (10 and 15 days).
I haven't researched the others.
DE, MI, ND, VA, and WY paid out of state funds and NM, and VT partially paid with state funds (10 and 15 days).
I grew up convinced this guy would shoot me if I ever did drugs.
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I grew up convinced this guy would shoot me if I ever did drugs.
Reminds me of this shot from the Spider-Man trailer. Might be other footage that didn't make it through editing?
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reminds me of this shot from the Spider-Man trailer. Might be other footage that didn't make it through editing?
Made me think of this old classic.
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Made me think of this old classic.
How do you get driven into a corner by a young Turk? None of them have been relevant since 1918.
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How do you get driven into a corner by a young Turk? None of them have been relevant since 1918.
My wife's in Hawaii... no, she said the plane was full so she could only take our son and her chief of staff. 😭
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My wife's in Hawaii... no, she said the plane was full so she could only take our son and her chief of staff. 😭
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
You don't want no part of this shit.
October 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You don't want no part of this shit.
Surprised the worst people you know didn't all have fatal heart attacks when this blue-haired Ken got released in 2016.
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Surprised the worst people you know didn't all have fatal heart attacks when this blue-haired Ken got released in 2016.
Was just thinking the other day about how that Bill finally had the last laugh.
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Was just thinking the other day about how that Bill finally had the last laugh.
Under Mamdani's Socialism, everyone will be forced to share a single Andie McDowell.
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Under Mamdani's Socialism, everyone will be forced to share a single Andie McDowell.
Only one Tron I want to hear about.
October 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Only one Tron I want to hear about.
Just raises more questions imo.
October 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just raises more questions imo.
If Wario wanted to go to Little Saint James, he would just take the Bulldog so as not to leave a trail.
October 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
If Wario wanted to go to Little Saint James, he would just take the Bulldog so as not to leave a trail.
I needed to walk out the door 10 minutes ago so this is very slapdash if someone wants to do a better riff.
October 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I needed to walk out the door 10 minutes ago so this is very slapdash if someone wants to do a better riff.