Majestic Twelve
@majestic12.bsky.social
I am the Eschaton. I am not your God.
I am descended from you, and exist in your future.
Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else.
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Antifa Taco Truck Czar
I am descended from you, and exist in your future.
Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else.
Blue Blaze irregular #426
Antifa Taco Truck Czar
Pinned
My rules are as follows:
-Don’t be a douche where possible.
-Protect trans kids and any other at risk communities.
-Be excellent to each other.
-Party on, dudes.
-Don’t be a douche where possible.
-Protect trans kids and any other at risk communities.
-Be excellent to each other.
-Party on, dudes.
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Politicians pushing mid-decade redistricting thought no one would hold them accountable. They were wrong. 💪
Common Cause demanded any new maps meet 6 fairness standards — and it worked! States like California listened and aligned with our criteria.
We’ll keep fighting for fair maps everywhere.
Common Cause demanded any new maps meet 6 fairness standards — and it worked! States like California listened and aligned with our criteria.
We’ll keep fighting for fair maps everywhere.
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Politicians pushing mid-decade redistricting thought no one would hold them accountable. They were wrong. 💪
Common Cause demanded any new maps meet 6 fairness standards — and it worked! States like California listened and aligned with our criteria.
We’ll keep fighting for fair maps everywhere.
Common Cause demanded any new maps meet 6 fairness standards — and it worked! States like California listened and aligned with our criteria.
We’ll keep fighting for fair maps everywhere.
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a) run candidates in every damned district.
b) districts that were Trump +25 are meaningfully in play and they won't be able to fight for all of them all at once.
c) they're diluting their OWN districts b/c of gerrymandering.
d) being aggressively liberal is not a downside even in R+25 districts.
b) districts that were Trump +25 are meaningfully in play and they won't be able to fight for all of them all at once.
c) they're diluting their OWN districts b/c of gerrymandering.
d) being aggressively liberal is not a downside even in R+25 districts.
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
a) run candidates in every damned district.
b) districts that were Trump +25 are meaningfully in play and they won't be able to fight for all of them all at once.
c) they're diluting their OWN districts b/c of gerrymandering.
d) being aggressively liberal is not a downside even in R+25 districts.
b) districts that were Trump +25 are meaningfully in play and they won't be able to fight for all of them all at once.
c) they're diluting their OWN districts b/c of gerrymandering.
d) being aggressively liberal is not a downside even in R+25 districts.
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Took my kid’s pet 🐀 to the nonprofit Odd Pet Vet.
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Took my kid’s pet 🐀 to the nonprofit Odd Pet Vet.
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
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Pete Hegseth has an affected light vaguely-Southern accent, which for a guy from Minnesota is bullshit.
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Pete Hegseth has an affected light vaguely-Southern accent, which for a guy from Minnesota is bullshit.
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"The 6-year-old is part of a growing number of children arrested and detained by ICE"
God have mercy
God have mercy
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"The 6-year-old is part of a growing number of children arrested and detained by ICE"
God have mercy
God have mercy
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"The Institute’s board cited Biden’s “historic leadership on LGBTQ+ equality”—a standard made starker by the political environment in which this year’s conference unfolds."
www.advocate.com/politics/bid...
www.advocate.com/politics/bid...
Joe Biden to receive top honor at LGBTQ+ leadership conference for his contributions to equality
He will receive the award at the LGBTQ+ Victory Institute's International LGBTQ+ Leaders Conference, the largest gathering of LGBTQ+ elected leaders held in Washington, D.C. annually.
www.advocate.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"The Institute’s board cited Biden’s “historic leadership on LGBTQ+ equality”—a standard made starker by the political environment in which this year’s conference unfolds."
www.advocate.com/politics/bid...
www.advocate.com/politics/bid...
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longing once again for a world where more people are capable of grasping complex and inscrutable concepts like “it’s still really really good for Democrats if they *lose* by a much smaller margin than expected in Tennessee”
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
longing once again for a world where more people are capable of grasping complex and inscrutable concepts like “it’s still really really good for Democrats if they *lose* by a much smaller margin than expected in Tennessee”
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I think a lot of people don't realize how difficult it is to get accommodations for disability. in school, at work. there are invariably tons of hoops; it's slow. often it's humiliating.
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I think a lot of people don't realize how difficult it is to get accommodations for disability. in school, at work. there are invariably tons of hoops; it's slow. often it's humiliating.
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so many belligerently off-base grievances (the "fog of war" when there's no war, grasping for an elitist cliche and landing on "air conditioned offices," also it's winter) but not knowing the washington post has rebranded as a "how trump won the day" trade pub is faceplanting the cognitive test
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
so many belligerently off-base grievances (the "fog of war" when there's no war, grasping for an elitist cliche and landing on "air conditioned offices," also it's winter) but not knowing the washington post has rebranded as a "how trump won the day" trade pub is faceplanting the cognitive test
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“Go back to your country”: a close read(ing) ✊🏾✊🏾
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“Go back to your country”: a close read(ing) ✊🏾✊🏾
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found out earlier this week that my car vendor sells my car information to insurance companies including: how long im driving, speeds, braking information, and the number of times i merge
anyway, here is the opt-out information
optout.lexisnexis.com
anyway, here is the opt-out information
optout.lexisnexis.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
found out earlier this week that my car vendor sells my car information to insurance companies including: how long im driving, speeds, braking information, and the number of times i merge
anyway, here is the opt-out information
optout.lexisnexis.com
anyway, here is the opt-out information
optout.lexisnexis.com
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I was in CVS earlier and they made an announcement over the PA system about World AIDS Day and how much they supported it, in case you were wondering how Woke 2 is gonna go
The United States government had nothing to say to commemorate World AIDS Day, the first time the nation has withheld official recognition since the World Health Organization established the day in 1988. https://bit.ly/4ouze0S
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I was in CVS earlier and they made an announcement over the PA system about World AIDS Day and how much they supported it, in case you were wondering how Woke 2 is gonna go
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there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
August 10, 2024 at 3:21 PM
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
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How the fuck was that helmet to helmet hit not a penalty?
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
How the fuck was that helmet to helmet hit not a penalty?
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I REMEMBER.
In 1981, nearly 100% of people with AIDS died, often rapidly.
I remember weeping.
I remember Ronald Reagan's refusal to say "AIDS".
I remember the brave patients, loving caregivers, and the defiant power of ACT-UP.
And finally the miracle of modern therapy.
Rise up for World AIDS day.
In 1981, nearly 100% of people with AIDS died, often rapidly.
I remember weeping.
I remember Ronald Reagan's refusal to say "AIDS".
I remember the brave patients, loving caregivers, and the defiant power of ACT-UP.
And finally the miracle of modern therapy.
Rise up for World AIDS day.
Commemorating #WorldAIDSday is an act of defiance against ideology driven policies that will end our progress to end the epidemic.
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I REMEMBER.
In 1981, nearly 100% of people with AIDS died, often rapidly.
I remember weeping.
I remember Ronald Reagan's refusal to say "AIDS".
I remember the brave patients, loving caregivers, and the defiant power of ACT-UP.
And finally the miracle of modern therapy.
Rise up for World AIDS day.
In 1981, nearly 100% of people with AIDS died, often rapidly.
I remember weeping.
I remember Ronald Reagan's refusal to say "AIDS".
I remember the brave patients, loving caregivers, and the defiant power of ACT-UP.
And finally the miracle of modern therapy.
Rise up for World AIDS day.
The madness of the poaster.
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The madness of the poaster.
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the OU situation can be about erasing trans people from public life AND about enforcing Christian supremacy, because the campaign to erase trans people from public life is a Christian supremacist campaign
trans people threaten Christian supremacy by refusing to perform the gender they were assigned
trans people threaten Christian supremacy by refusing to perform the gender they were assigned
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the OU situation can be about erasing trans people from public life AND about enforcing Christian supremacy, because the campaign to erase trans people from public life is a Christian supremacist campaign
trans people threaten Christian supremacy by refusing to perform the gender they were assigned
trans people threaten Christian supremacy by refusing to perform the gender they were assigned
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Trump just gave a commutation to David Gentile, a private equity executive who defrauded investors of $1.6B.
Meanwhile, Trump's regime has also scrapped enforcement actions against over 160 corporations accused of misconduct.
A new Golden Age for corporate criminals.
Meanwhile, Trump's regime has also scrapped enforcement actions against over 160 corporations accused of misconduct.
A new Golden Age for corporate criminals.
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Trump just gave a commutation to David Gentile, a private equity executive who defrauded investors of $1.6B.
Meanwhile, Trump's regime has also scrapped enforcement actions against over 160 corporations accused of misconduct.
A new Golden Age for corporate criminals.
Meanwhile, Trump's regime has also scrapped enforcement actions against over 160 corporations accused of misconduct.
A new Golden Age for corporate criminals.
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White leftists made "woke" mean identity politics and we all know how much they hate that
December 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
White leftists made "woke" mean identity politics and we all know how much they hate that
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Today is World AIDS Day.
AIDS has killed 44 million people globally.
Over the years, we've learned that silence and stigma are huge contributors.
Yet, the State Department sent an email to employees stating “The US Government will not be commemorating World AIDS Day this year.”
Silence = Death
AIDS has killed 44 million people globally.
Over the years, we've learned that silence and stigma are huge contributors.
Yet, the State Department sent an email to employees stating “The US Government will not be commemorating World AIDS Day this year.”
Silence = Death
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Today is World AIDS Day.
AIDS has killed 44 million people globally.
Over the years, we've learned that silence and stigma are huge contributors.
Yet, the State Department sent an email to employees stating “The US Government will not be commemorating World AIDS Day this year.”
Silence = Death
AIDS has killed 44 million people globally.
Over the years, we've learned that silence and stigma are huge contributors.
Yet, the State Department sent an email to employees stating “The US Government will not be commemorating World AIDS Day this year.”
Silence = Death
Yup. It’s yet another op and way too many people fell for it yet again. Call these fuckers out for the fuckery. You don’t ever “gotta hand it to ‘em”
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yup. It’s yet another op and way too many people fell for it yet again. Call these fuckers out for the fuckery. You don’t ever “gotta hand it to ‘em”
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do we just have collective amnesia about conservative christians trying to gin up insane culture war controversies in academia by starting shit and then immediately running to the press? do we have collective amnesia, are we all smoking crack, or are we all pretending that wasn't a thing
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
do we just have collective amnesia about conservative christians trying to gin up insane culture war controversies in academia by starting shit and then immediately running to the press? do we have collective amnesia, are we all smoking crack, or are we all pretending that wasn't a thing
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A lot of people are ignoring how the TA who was targeted (who is Trans) gave the 0 grade but the professor (who is Cis) reviewed and confirmed.
This isn't some rogue Grad student who attacked a student. This was a TA doing her job who has become the latest victim of right-wing transphobic hatred.
This isn't some rogue Grad student who attacked a student. This was a TA doing her job who has become the latest victim of right-wing transphobic hatred.
*sigh* it is simultaneously true that 0/25 is probably too harsh a grade AND that if you are going balls to the wall to complain about the difference between a 0 and a F (say, 12-15), you are missing the forest for the trees. the suspension/investigation is the far more important issue.
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A lot of people are ignoring how the TA who was targeted (who is Trans) gave the 0 grade but the professor (who is Cis) reviewed and confirmed.
This isn't some rogue Grad student who attacked a student. This was a TA doing her job who has become the latest victim of right-wing transphobic hatred.
This isn't some rogue Grad student who attacked a student. This was a TA doing her job who has become the latest victim of right-wing transphobic hatred.