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Majestic Twelve
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I am the Eschaton. I am not your God.
I am descended from you, and exist in your future.
Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else.
Blue Blaze irregular #426
Antifa Taco Truck Czar
lol, lmao. “Just because I was wrong doesn’t mean I was wrong because words don’t mean anything anymore.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Adm’rals gathered in their masses
Get the shaft from these jackasses
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Replace your divots, folks.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Bees
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
And he can write that shit off on his taxes. Fuuuuuuck that guy.
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Yup. In that particular case I had to rip it all out and start again because all the Microsoft shit it was based in was rife with security holes. They threw scads of money at the guy and I had to pay even more to unfuck and rebuild the whole system.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Many such cases. I had to read reams of code way back in the early aughts and the amount of patting himself on the back one guy did in the comments for absolutely garbage code *in fucking Visual Basic* was maddening.
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
There’s also less success because some of the people using the tools don’t know what good code looks like.
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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White leftists made "woke" mean identity politics and we all know how much they hate that
December 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I mean, he doesn’t know how magnets work so that tracks. Maybe they need to use a steamer on him too.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’m in a memory study and had about a half dozen scans done at once to compare my brain to other people in the study. It was technically “preventative” because I agreed to it partially because I figured if there was anything weird up there, they’d see it.
His bullshit though? Nah.
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
People just sayin’ wild shit On Here.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM