Majestic Twelve
@majestic12.bsky.social
I am the Eschaton. I am not your God.
I am descended from you, and exist in your future.
Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else.
Blue Blaze irregular #426
Antifa Taco Truck Czar
I am descended from you, and exist in your future.
Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else.
Blue Blaze irregular #426
Antifa Taco Truck Czar
You could say they lack…
Trigger discipline
Trigger discipline
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
You could say they lack…
Trigger discipline
Trigger discipline
It was actually the KLF.
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It was actually the KLF.
Raylan Givens lays down the truth.
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Raylan Givens lays down the truth.
It was a good year for Beaujolais But I’ll still sub in a Goose and Bobby’s Scheidam vesper. Shaken, not stirred, of course.
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It was a good year for Beaujolais But I’ll still sub in a Goose and Bobby’s Scheidam vesper. Shaken, not stirred, of course.
*taps the sign*
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*taps the sign*
Yeah, I’m getting these vibes from that.
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Yeah, I’m getting these vibes from that.
Not a one to one, but still appropriate.
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Not a one to one, but still appropriate.
“Rotting Donkey” was my high school band name, bee tee dubs.
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“Rotting Donkey” was my high school band name, bee tee dubs.
“Knowing the age of consent in all 50 states and Guam is totally ok”
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Knowing the age of consent in all 50 states and Guam is totally ok”
Getting into character means marrying this prime specimen. You gotta commit.
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Getting into character means marrying this prime specimen. You gotta commit.
