Lux Enjoyer
@luxenjoyer.com
He/Him Dude/Bro
Managing Partner of intelligentsia Coffee.
Interests include:
Sports: LA Kings / LA Dodgers.
Physical media dead-ender
Grocerybro
My opinions are stupid, but as least they’re my own.
Managing Partner of intelligentsia Coffee.
Interests include:
Sports: LA Kings / LA Dodgers.
Physical media dead-ender
Grocerybro
My opinions are stupid, but as least they’re my own.
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if i was a figure skater i would just go out there in my shortie nightie and do the robot and the worm with a couple of quads thrown in 🥇
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
if i was a figure skater i would just go out there in my shortie nightie and do the robot and the worm with a couple of quads thrown in 🥇
I won a bronze medal then told the world I’m sad you dumped me. Please respond.
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I won a bronze medal then told the world I’m sad you dumped me. Please respond.
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People who have tried to get me to listen to Tech 9 and people who have asked me for bail money is nearly a perfect circle
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
People who have tried to get me to listen to Tech 9 and people who have asked me for bail money is nearly a perfect circle
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Age verification?
I was there three thousand years ago, when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. I led Isildur into the heart of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged the one place it could be destroyed. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure
I was there three thousand years ago, when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. I led Isildur into the heart of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged the one place it could be destroyed. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure
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I remember seeing The Challenger explosion.
I remember seeing The Challenger explosion.
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I watched the first moon landing live on tv
I watched the first moon landing live on tv
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Age verification?
I was there three thousand years ago, when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. I led Isildur into the heart of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged the one place it could be destroyed. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure
I was there three thousand years ago, when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. I led Isildur into the heart of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged the one place it could be destroyed. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure
My son told me the Actor who plays superman is named corn-sweat. I was link that can't be real, no way. But apparently that's his name?
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
My son told me the Actor who plays superman is named corn-sweat. I was link that can't be real, no way. But apparently that's his name?
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
Wait are they letting figure skaters do back flips now? Because I thought that was "illegal" or whatever. If they finally legalized it cool though.
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Wait are they letting figure skaters do back flips now? Because I thought that was "illegal" or whatever. If they finally legalized it cool though.
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Now I have to go back to watching regular commercials like some fucking asshole
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Now I have to go back to watching regular commercials like some fucking asshole
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Bad Bunny for Super Bowl MVP
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Bad Bunny for Super Bowl MVP
I didn't realize till I re-watched because it was white on white, but bad bunny is wearing a Jersey with the name Ocasio and the number 64. I know that's his actual last name but what is the significance of the number 64?
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I didn't realize till I re-watched because it was white on white, but bad bunny is wearing a Jersey with the name Ocasio and the number 64. I know that's his actual last name but what is the significance of the number 64?
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the new england patriots can still win the super bowl if mike pence has the courage to do the right thing
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
the new england patriots can still win the super bowl if mike pence has the courage to do the right thing
Levántate
Its Woke 2, pronounced Woke Dos
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Levántate
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Bad Bunny won the superbowl. Who is he going to play next year?
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Bad Bunny won the superbowl. Who is he going to play next year?
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they're calling it the dunkin donuts ad that single-handedly lost new england the superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
they're calling it the dunkin donuts ad that single-handedly lost new england the superbowl
Whoever caught that pick give him MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Whoever caught that pick give him MVP.
Finally got a game going here with 12 left in the 4th
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Finally got a game going here with 12 left in the 4th
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My parents didn’t have power for three months and my mom drank water out of a jug that she filled from a stream and my dad ate breadfruit that fell off his trees and they’re white and have money
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
My parents didn’t have power for three months and my mom drank water out of a jug that she filled from a stream and my dad ate breadfruit that fell off his trees and they’re white and have money
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Tired: Super Bowl
Wired: Benito Bowl
Expired: the ability to score anything but a field goal
Wired: Benito Bowl
Expired: the ability to score anything but a field goal
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Tired: Super Bowl
Wired: Benito Bowl
Expired: the ability to score anything but a field goal
Wired: Benito Bowl
Expired: the ability to score anything but a field goal
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After Benito, if this is still boring as hell I’m going to get on my peloton bc jesus
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
After Benito, if this is still boring as hell I’m going to get on my peloton bc jesus
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This is the most boring Superbowl since the Rams V Patriots in Superbowl LIII.
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
This is the most boring Superbowl since the Rams V Patriots in Superbowl LIII.
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the coinbase commercial was a karaoke rugpull
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
the coinbase commercial was a karaoke rugpull
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Crypto advertisements are never gonna beat the allegation that crypto is a Ponzi scheme.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Crypto advertisements are never gonna beat the allegation that crypto is a Ponzi scheme.