Based Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic.bsky.social
Gotta go fast!
[Obvious parody, not affiliated with Sega in any way]
[Obvious parody, not affiliated with Sega in any way]
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November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I would actually go as far as to say that Kirby Air Riders is a PERFECT franchise reboot.
Not good.
Not great.
Perfect.
Everything fans of the original could have wanted and more than more. It feels like the original, and it feels like something else without feeling unfamiliar
A Perfect Reboot.
Not good.
Not great.
Perfect.
Everything fans of the original could have wanted and more than more. It feels like the original, and it feels like something else without feeling unfamiliar
A Perfect Reboot.
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I would actually go as far as to say that Kirby Air Riders is a PERFECT franchise reboot.
Not good.
Not great.
Perfect.
Everything fans of the original could have wanted and more than more. It feels like the original, and it feels like something else without feeling unfamiliar
A Perfect Reboot.
Not good.
Not great.
Perfect.
Everything fans of the original could have wanted and more than more. It feels like the original, and it feels like something else without feeling unfamiliar
A Perfect Reboot.
I don't want to alarm anybody but the True Ending for Kirby Air Riders story mode is so fuckin' cool.
Anyone not giving the Kirby franchise the respect it deserves in 2025 is a fool.
Kirby: Adorable Fun, Unspeakable Horrors™
Anyone not giving the Kirby franchise the respect it deserves in 2025 is a fool.
Kirby: Adorable Fun, Unspeakable Horrors™
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I don't want to alarm anybody but the True Ending for Kirby Air Riders story mode is so fuckin' cool.
Anyone not giving the Kirby franchise the respect it deserves in 2025 is a fool.
Kirby: Adorable Fun, Unspeakable Horrors™
Anyone not giving the Kirby franchise the respect it deserves in 2025 is a fool.
Kirby: Adorable Fun, Unspeakable Horrors™
Friend,
I hate Trump. You hate Trump. Give me $10 about it.
Respectfully,
Amy Klobuchar's Stapler
I hate Trump. You hate Trump. Give me $10 about it.
Respectfully,
Amy Klobuchar's Stapler
something about “the point is: I need money” is like breathtakingly honest and also just the HUBRIS of it I am so tired
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Friend,
I hate Trump. You hate Trump. Give me $10 about it.
Respectfully,
Amy Klobuchar's Stapler
I hate Trump. You hate Trump. Give me $10 about it.
Respectfully,
Amy Klobuchar's Stapler
update: get pet insurance. diarrhea for people is no big deal but persistent diarrhea for dogs apparently can cost you like $2000 out of pocket
my dog has terrible diarrhea and man oh man the smell is very very bad
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
update: get pet insurance. diarrhea for people is no big deal but persistent diarrhea for dogs apparently can cost you like $2000 out of pocket
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I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
just one spin dash away from generational wealth
Just one more run of casino night, Zone, right
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
just one spin dash away from generational wealth
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Even the term "progressive" make Sonic shudder. He lost his life savings chasing the Buffalo Link 'progressive' jackpot at Arizona Charlie's on Boulder Highway before being asked to leave by staff for striking Tails with a casino ash tray.
It cured me of any fantasy that 'progressive' is desirable.
It cured me of any fantasy that 'progressive' is desirable.
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Even the term "progressive" make Sonic shudder. He lost his life savings chasing the Buffalo Link 'progressive' jackpot at Arizona Charlie's on Boulder Highway before being asked to leave by staff for striking Tails with a casino ash tray.
It cured me of any fantasy that 'progressive' is desirable.
It cured me of any fantasy that 'progressive' is desirable.
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I was unsure about the change to voting on the stadium before I starting playing and yeah, it really rounded off the mode, giving you a chance of a comeback
Even if that's by taking a gamble by picking a stadium no-one else is
Even if that's by taking a gamble by picking a stadium no-one else is
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I was unsure about the change to voting on the stadium before I starting playing and yeah, it really rounded off the mode, giving you a chance of a comeback
Even if that's by taking a gamble by picking a stadium no-one else is
Even if that's by taking a gamble by picking a stadium no-one else is
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I also think that City Trial is maybe the perfect game mode for the TikTok age.
Quick, isolated, endlessly replayable matches: all the dopamine of mystery boxes with the thrill of combat, joy of discovery, and a true "you're never out of the game" stadium system.
It's the real draw of the game tbh
Quick, isolated, endlessly replayable matches: all the dopamine of mystery boxes with the thrill of combat, joy of discovery, and a true "you're never out of the game" stadium system.
It's the real draw of the game tbh
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I also think that City Trial is maybe the perfect game mode for the TikTok age.
Quick, isolated, endlessly replayable matches: all the dopamine of mystery boxes with the thrill of combat, joy of discovery, and a true "you're never out of the game" stadium system.
It's the real draw of the game tbh
Quick, isolated, endlessly replayable matches: all the dopamine of mystery boxes with the thrill of combat, joy of discovery, and a true "you're never out of the game" stadium system.
It's the real draw of the game tbh
Kirby Air Riders is beautiful for those with the eyes to see it.
With that said it is indeed different than any other racing game and so I feel like it will always suffer from a mismatch of expectations and reality.
The Road Trip mode is great because it's functionally little lessons in the game.
With that said it is indeed different than any other racing game and so I feel like it will always suffer from a mismatch of expectations and reality.
The Road Trip mode is great because it's functionally little lessons in the game.
I haven’t put in Kirby Air Riders yet but just as I expected, it seems to be just as divisive as the previous game
it’s either GOTY or absolutely unplayable, no in-between lmao
it’s either GOTY or absolutely unplayable, no in-between lmao
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Kirby Air Riders is beautiful for those with the eyes to see it.
With that said it is indeed different than any other racing game and so I feel like it will always suffer from a mismatch of expectations and reality.
The Road Trip mode is great because it's functionally little lessons in the game.
With that said it is indeed different than any other racing game and so I feel like it will always suffer from a mismatch of expectations and reality.
The Road Trip mode is great because it's functionally little lessons in the game.
Anthony Basedtano the internet's most correct music nerd (in this instance)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3je...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3je...
Taylor Swift is a Coward
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November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Anthony Basedtano the internet's most correct music nerd (in this instance)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3je...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3je...
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I haven’t put in Kirby Air Riders yet but just as I expected, it seems to be just as divisive as the previous game
it’s either GOTY or absolutely unplayable, no in-between lmao
it’s either GOTY or absolutely unplayable, no in-between lmao
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I haven’t put in Kirby Air Riders yet but just as I expected, it seems to be just as divisive as the previous game
it’s either GOTY or absolutely unplayable, no in-between lmao
it’s either GOTY or absolutely unplayable, no in-between lmao
Even the term "progressive" make Sonic shudder. He lost his life savings chasing the Buffalo Link 'progressive' jackpot at Arizona Charlie's on Boulder Highway before being asked to leave by staff for striking Tails with a casino ash tray.
It cured me of any fantasy that 'progressive' is desirable.
It cured me of any fantasy that 'progressive' is desirable.
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Even the term "progressive" make Sonic shudder. He lost his life savings chasing the Buffalo Link 'progressive' jackpot at Arizona Charlie's on Boulder Highway before being asked to leave by staff for striking Tails with a casino ash tray.
It cured me of any fantasy that 'progressive' is desirable.
It cured me of any fantasy that 'progressive' is desirable.
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which one of these guys is lightning mcqueen
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
which one of these guys is lightning mcqueen
i wonder what medical deformity or apparatus he is covering up
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i wonder what medical deformity or apparatus he is covering up
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
my dog has terrible diarrhea and man oh man the smell is very very bad
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
my dog has terrible diarrhea and man oh man the smell is very very bad
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remember the when republicans said dems were the proprietors of all of our nation's political violence
remember when people were calling employers for shitposting
remember when people were calling employers for shitposting
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
remember the when republicans said dems were the proprietors of all of our nation's political violence
remember when people were calling employers for shitposting
remember when people were calling employers for shitposting
remember the when republicans said dems were the proprietors of all of our nation's political violence
remember when people were calling employers for shitposting
remember when people were calling employers for shitposting
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
remember the when republicans said dems were the proprietors of all of our nation's political violence
remember when people were calling employers for shitposting
remember when people were calling employers for shitposting
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ever think about how trump and the maga movement have genuinely fucked up the last decade of our lives?
like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped
wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this
like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped
wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
ever think about how trump and the maga movement have genuinely fucked up the last decade of our lives?
like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped
wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this
like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped
wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this
We've all been meaning to tell you...
Confession time. And sorry if this is a bit much. But my most unhinged quality is that a tiny yet very real part of me believes that maybe I died in 2015 and I've just been stuck in the bardo ever since.
ever think about how trump and the maga movement have genuinely fucked up the last decade of our lives?
like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped
wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this
like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped
wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We've all been meaning to tell you...
ever think about how trump and the maga movement have genuinely fucked up the last decade of our lives?
like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped
wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this
like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped
wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
ever think about how trump and the maga movement have genuinely fucked up the last decade of our lives?
like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped
wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this
like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped
wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Weewooweewoo!
I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.
Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!
Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!
Weewooweewoo!
I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.
Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!
Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Weewooweewoo!
I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.
Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!
Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!
Weewooweewoo!
I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.
Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!
Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Weewooweewoo!
I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.
Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!
Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!
Weewooweewoo!
I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.
Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!
Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Weewooweewoo!
I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.
Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!
Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!
Weewooweewoo!
I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.
Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!
Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!