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Based Sonic the Hedgehog
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Gotta go fast!

[Obvious parody, not affiliated with Sega in any way]

Vladimir Guerrero Jr, after eliminating the Yankees from the playoffs, opens his post-game interview with David Ortiz with Ortiz' own "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE" catchphrase

Truly an all-time great moment in hater conduct. Ortiz is one of the greatest to ever talk shit, inspiring future generations.
October 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, and I approve this message:
September 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
funnily enough the one i posted this morning used the *less* creepy sound filter!

it does give local 58/qubo shutdown vibes though

this is the one i *almost* went with:
September 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant"

1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM