Based Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic.bsky.social
Gotta go fast!
[Obvious parody, not affiliated with Sega in any way]
[Obvious parody, not affiliated with Sega in any way]
Please share this with any scalper communities you may be aware of:
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Please share this with any scalper communities you may be aware of:
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Weewooweewoo!
I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.
Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!
Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!
Weewooweewoo!
I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.
Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!
Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Weewooweewoo!
I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.
Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!
Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!
Weewooweewoo!
I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.
Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!
Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!
huge baseball news:
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
huge baseball news:
Hi friends!
It is almost time for my yearly tradition of generating an Olive Garden Black Friday hoax and posting it on reseller forums. In 2021 I managed to get people to line up at an Olive Garden at like 4am and derailed an entire Discord server and I've been chasing that high ever since.
It is almost time for my yearly tradition of generating an Olive Garden Black Friday hoax and posting it on reseller forums. In 2021 I managed to get people to line up at an Olive Garden at like 4am and derailed an entire Discord server and I've been chasing that high ever since.
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hi friends!
It is almost time for my yearly tradition of generating an Olive Garden Black Friday hoax and posting it on reseller forums. In 2021 I managed to get people to line up at an Olive Garden at like 4am and derailed an entire Discord server and I've been chasing that high ever since.
It is almost time for my yearly tradition of generating an Olive Garden Black Friday hoax and posting it on reseller forums. In 2021 I managed to get people to line up at an Olive Garden at like 4am and derailed an entire Discord server and I've been chasing that high ever since.
Discovered there was a very cool Mario Kart x Tag Heuer collaboration watch made in 2022 and found it on DHgate.
It arrived yesterday and it is now the coolest watch I own
It arrived yesterday and it is now the coolest watch I own
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Discovered there was a very cool Mario Kart x Tag Heuer collaboration watch made in 2022 and found it on DHgate.
It arrived yesterday and it is now the coolest watch I own
It arrived yesterday and it is now the coolest watch I own
i printed some variation of this image off the family computer and took it in to school to show my friends in grade school during that ALCS - magical time
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i printed some variation of this image off the family computer and took it in to school to show my friends in grade school during that ALCS - magical time
Nothing is more captivating than local politics.
October 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Nothing is more captivating than local politics.
Vladimir Guerrero Jr, after eliminating the Yankees from the playoffs, opens his post-game interview with David Ortiz with Ortiz' own "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE" catchphrase
Truly an all-time great moment in hater conduct. Ortiz is one of the greatest to ever talk shit, inspiring future generations.
Truly an all-time great moment in hater conduct. Ortiz is one of the greatest to ever talk shit, inspiring future generations.
October 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Vladimir Guerrero Jr, after eliminating the Yankees from the playoffs, opens his post-game interview with David Ortiz with Ortiz' own "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE" catchphrase
Truly an all-time great moment in hater conduct. Ortiz is one of the greatest to ever talk shit, inspiring future generations.
Truly an all-time great moment in hater conduct. Ortiz is one of the greatest to ever talk shit, inspiring future generations.
September 30th/October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
September 30th/October 1st
and then what happened, yankee fans?
October 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
and then what happened, yankee fans?
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Are you in the military?
Remember: your oath is to the constitution, and to follow legal orders only!
It has become clear that the President may try to deploy you to unlawfully oppress your friends and neighbors.
Remember your oath, and defend your integrity!
Are you in the military?
Remember: your oath is to the constitution, and to follow legal orders only!
It has become clear that the President may try to deploy you to unlawfully oppress your friends and neighbors.
Remember your oath, and defend your integrity!
September 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Are you in the military?
Remember: your oath is to the constitution, and to follow legal orders only!
It has become clear that the President may try to deploy you to unlawfully oppress your friends and neighbors.
Remember your oath, and defend your integrity!
Are you in the military?
Remember: your oath is to the constitution, and to follow legal orders only!
It has become clear that the President may try to deploy you to unlawfully oppress your friends and neighbors.
Remember your oath, and defend your integrity!
I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, and I approve this message:
September 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, and I approve this message:
funnily enough the one i posted this morning used the *less* creepy sound filter!
it does give local 58/qubo shutdown vibes though
this is the one i *almost* went with:
it does give local 58/qubo shutdown vibes though
this is the one i *almost* went with:
September 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
funnily enough the one i posted this morning used the *less* creepy sound filter!
it does give local 58/qubo shutdown vibes though
this is the one i *almost* went with:
it does give local 58/qubo shutdown vibes though
this is the one i *almost* went with:
1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant"
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant"
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
this graphic will occasionally come up in my feed and always makes me laugh.
i have 0 horse in the race at this point in my life but if i were still a practicing catholic this chart feels like an incredible troll for denomination debates
i have 0 horse in the race at this point in my life but if i were still a practicing catholic this chart feels like an incredible troll for denomination debates
September 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
this graphic will occasionally come up in my feed and always makes me laugh.
i have 0 horse in the race at this point in my life but if i were still a practicing catholic this chart feels like an incredible troll for denomination debates
i have 0 horse in the race at this point in my life but if i were still a practicing catholic this chart feels like an incredible troll for denomination debates
je suis jimmy kimmel or whatever
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
je suis jimmy kimmel or whatever
LMAO! Ok so I have had this exact same sticker on my computer (right over the apple logo) for a few years now! I saw it tossed in with some asset-rip slop bulk kirby stickers on Amazon and was obsessed.
I am *delighted* to see another in the wild - concerned it was at a kindergarten but also lmao!
I am *delighted* to see another in the wild - concerned it was at a kindergarten but also lmao!
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
LMAO! Ok so I have had this exact same sticker on my computer (right over the apple logo) for a few years now! I saw it tossed in with some asset-rip slop bulk kirby stickers on Amazon and was obsessed.
I am *delighted* to see another in the wild - concerned it was at a kindergarten but also lmao!
I am *delighted* to see another in the wild - concerned it was at a kindergarten but also lmao!
bah bah bah bahbah bah
September 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
bah bah bah bahbah bah
meta ads planner is operating on another level.
great theme suggestion
great theme suggestion
September 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
meta ads planner is operating on another level.
great theme suggestion
great theme suggestion
Donald Trump is alive and well!
Please accept this photo as proof and share widely to help dispel the rumor. Disinformation is bad!
Please accept this photo as proof and share widely to help dispel the rumor. Disinformation is bad!
September 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Donald Trump is alive and well!
Please accept this photo as proof and share widely to help dispel the rumor. Disinformation is bad!
Please accept this photo as proof and share widely to help dispel the rumor. Disinformation is bad!
