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Lux Enjoyer
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Managing Partner of intelligentsia Coffee.
Interests include:
Sports: LA Kings / LA Dodgers.
Physical media dead-ender
Grocerybro
My opinions are stupid, but as least they’re my own.
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I’m driving a 2012 ford escape, if I could I would be using my old iphone 4s. I’m still pissed they took away my home button not to mention the 3.5mm audio jack.
there has been no meaningful improvement in the devices or their functionality in 10 years in any way that affects what any normal person uses them to do, people only switch when forced updates cause a device which worked fine yesterday to lag so bad you can't type at full speed until you replace it
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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there has been no meaningful improvement in the devices or their functionality in 10 years in any way that affects what any normal person uses them to do, people only switch when forced updates cause a device which worked fine yesterday to lag so bad you can't type at full speed until you replace it
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I remember think how once everyone gets a self driving car they will just have them circle the block while they shop or whatever. I suppose if they're all the same company they can just park in the road.
Waymo privatized another public street:

Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco

Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.

The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.

OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Just saw a Crypto ad on the Kings game. Oof crypto is dead-dead.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Share a ‘90’s movie you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Joel Armia is gonna be leading the team in scoring soon. I'm sure we all saw that coming.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Finally god damn!
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The list of absolute musts have sides for me at thanksgiving are:
Brussel sprouts,
Stuffing,
Potato,
Gravy,
and mini-croissants from a tube
everything else is optional but I gotta have those sides.
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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JUDGE: How do you plead?

ME: Your Honor, I invoke my Third Amendment rights.

JUDGE: Don't you mean the Fifth Amendment?

ME: No, Your Honor, the Third. I don't want any soldiers quartered in my apartment. At least not until I get the chance to clean up. It's a mess.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Is is just me or does she look like they yassified the giant from twin peaks?
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I think the lesson from Waymo and Tesla self driving fatalities is that cars are inherently unsafe and we should probably move away from the mare our primary form of transportation.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Thinking about the Miss Pickerell Series. Miss Pickerell and the Geiger Counter is how I learned what a half-life was.

www.goodreads.com/series/14021...
Miss Pickerell Series by Ellen MacGregor
Science fiction adventures with the undaunted and curmudgeonly Miss Pickerell. Following the death of Ellen MacGregor, Dora Pantell continued the series,...
www.goodreads.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
It's weird how right-wing nationalism is an international project, but why is CPAC hosting events in Hungry? Why are we bailing out Argentina, etc.
I remember when I saw my "American freedom" loving co-worker share a picture of King Abdullah II of Jordan in paratrooper gear I began to question the right's loyalty to this county.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Franz von Holzhausen has to have the easiest job in history. The 3 is just a copy and paste of the S the X is just the S but stretched a bunch. the Y is just the X but slightly shrunk. Even the new models were just the old models with the cyber truck head lights. CTRL-C, CTRL-V CTRL-S.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Becoming a return guy, but for real grass in stadiums
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Rush hour is a ruff re-watch the scene in part 2 where Tucker is picking out girls in the massage parlor did not age well.
Fun fact: Chris Tucker has flown on the Lolita Express
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If the Biden Administration had properly investigated and jailed all the PPP loan fraudsters. It would have fixed inflation and also made sure Trump had no shot in hell.
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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the correct way to pronounce "pantomime" is "panto" because the mime is silent
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Fubo and NBC are beefing so I gotta watch the Rams game on the ole rabbit ears.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Fascinated by the imported Vietnamese Tide laundry detergent in the vending machine at my laundromat. Is it better?
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Shout out to all the countries that spin a big meat
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM