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Lux Enjoyer
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Managing Partner of intelligentsia Coffee.
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Sports: LA Kings / LA Dodgers.
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My opinions are stupid, but as least they’re my own.
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Share a ‘90’s movie you think deserves more love.
Poster for Sneakers (1990) staring Robert Redford, Dan Aykroyd, Ben Kingsley, Maty McDonnell, River Phoenix, Sidney Poitier, and David Strathairn
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Is is just me or does she look like they yassified the giant from twin peaks?
The giant from twin peaks. Olivia Nuzzi
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Fascinated by the imported Vietnamese Tide laundry detergent in the vending machine at my laundromat. Is it better?
Vending machine with laundry soap in it. A section is filled with Tide imported from Vietnam. There is a warning label added to thew package stating that this soap is different from domestic tide brand Landry soap.
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Damn, good job Pendleton Indiana.
A grassy meadow with some fallen leaves and a stone marker that says: Three White men were hung here in 1825 for killing Indians
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Quentin Tarantino standing in front of a sign that says Crosswalk 300 feet ahead, but the crosswalk sign is cropped out so it just says 300 feet ahead. He has an excited look on his face because you know.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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RIP (Rest in Palm-tree) to this Honda fit. Condolence to whoever owned this car.
View from across rain soaked street a palm tree has uprooted and fallen over onto a parked car. Closer view we see the car is a small (by american standards) black hatchback Closer view of the tree laying on the car it has crushed the roof causing the rear window to shatter as well as the side windows. the rear shows a Honda Emblem and a Fit trim mark. License plate obscured. Another view from the side walk of the tree laying on the car it has crushed the roof. You can clearly see the roots of the tree now exposed in the air
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Photo of Yeonmi Park (who is famous for saying made up bullshit about North Korea)
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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This is Shane Doan erasure and I will not stand for it!
Table from Shane Doan's NHL page showing that he either holds the NHL Jets or NHL Mammoth record at 1540 NHL games played.
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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In Los Angeles it has to be the bacon wrapped hotdog. Prepared on an improvised flattop grill with grilled onions and peepers.
Street vendor cooking bacon wrapped hotdogs on a flattop grill cart.
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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You’re last saved meme is your moral philosophy
2 panel meme: Rethink your weekend Panel 1 fried food & beer 1500 Calories Panel 2 Hard Liquor & Salad 700 Calories
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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AXS is about to ask me to name 3 left shot defensemen
The captcha page on the AXS ticket purchase page says "Just one moment why we verify you are a real fan."
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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That's not true, everyone already knew trump was all over the Epstein files. Also Elon is 100% in there too.
A photo of Elon and Ghislaine Maxwell together at the Vanity Fair Oscars party on March 2, 2014. Eleon claims he was photo bombed but, lol no he wasn't.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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There's an old Russian joke, man walks by the newstand every day, looks but never buys anything.
One day the owner of the stand asks him if he's looking for something in particular. He says "an obituary." The news seller says: "those are on the back"

"Not the one I'm looking for" the man replies
Front page headline of LA Daily News: Ex-VP Dick Cheney dies at 84
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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If elected I will rebuild this old redcar line with service directly to Dodgers Stadium.
Google maps street view of the Arco gas station at the corner of Riverside and Fletcher, next to the (now fenced off) cement pillars on a hillside. These pillars are are all that remain of an old redcar cable car station.
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Me yesterday: At least I'll get an extra hour of sleep.

Me today:
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Whenever I hear about vibe coding I just remember this little snippet from Theo de Raadt's slashdot interview.

bsd.slashdot.org/story/00/12/...
Any advise for code auditers? Can you share any tips or techniques you have found useful in uncovering bugs? What do you first look for in a fresh piece of code? What about a mature piece of code? I suppose the biggest tip would be to become a better programmer. In particular, study what functions that programs are calling, and ensure that the calling code is following the rules of those functions 100%. How many of you understand the complete & correct semantics of every function in libc, or even just the libc functions being called by the program you are looking? (I mean, we went through our entire source tree, and about half the strncat() and strncpy() calls were subtly wrong, even if it only meant they copied a character extra and then zero'd it out -- it is still sloppy). When you know exactly what the APIs are, you'll spot the bugs very easily. In my mind, it is the same as any other job that requires diligence. Be careful. Humans learn from examples, and yet, in this software programming environment, the tremendous complexity breeds non-obvious mistakes, which we carry along with us, and copy into new chunks of code. We've even found in manual pages where functions were mis-described, and when we found those, lots of programmers had followed the instructions incorrectly...
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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The Navy Federal (one of the most common credit unions for military members) homepage says that they have not received military pay yet.
Navy federal homepage bellow the menu is a yellow warning message: Government Shutdown Update: Military Pay has not been sent to Navy Federal, we are monitoring for status updates. If you are a member who enrolled in the government shutdown assistance program, those funds will be available by the end of the day on your official pay date. If you haven’t enrolled and may be impacted, click here to check eligibility.
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Prove to me you're really from Los Angeles and pronounce this street name:
Street sign for Cahuenga Bl
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Wonder twin powers activate!
Close up of today's sports page showing that Kershaw and Treinen both have an 18.00 ERA this series.
October 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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My final decision on the new kings 3rd jersey is that the laces hanging down from the neckline make the design look like a middle finger emoji. So now their my favorite Jersey in sports.
NHL kings player walking down the hallway towards the ice wearing the new kings jersey his face and number are obscured by the lighting. the 2 laces hanging down towards the crown logo make the whole design look like a middle finger emoji.
October 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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A picture of a futuristic utopia. There are many new buildings clad in stainless steel, flying cars and open green spaces. a man is walking a dog leisurely next to water canal as a flying car passes nearby. Text on picture: The world is landlords didn't exist
October 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
5 McDonald's sweet and sour packets.
September 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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How it started, How it's going
Elon standing on stage holding a chainsaw next to Argentinian president Headline from today: Trump Backs Argentina's Crisis-Stricken President. A Bailout May Be Next.
September 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Lol what?

www.rifttv.com/famous-briti...
It's hard to take this announcement at face value for three reasons: 1) Lord Miles has faked his death before 2) there are wagers involved and manipulation can occur for financial reasons 3) Monarch is the only person to confirm his death we have yet to hear from friends and family. Here is Lord Miles just two days ago, alive and well.
September 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM