Lori
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Lori
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Word Philosopher
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A haiku for spring

Flowers, grass, and trees
Paid for with constant sneezing
Totally worth it
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Tasteful of them not to refer to the Florida teenager as "a gold-digging hussy of a strumpet."
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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“My tax dollars are paying for their steak!”

Yeah, well, my tax dollars are paying for ICE to threaten and abduct my neighbors. Steak sounds better.
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.
September 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Pivoted so hard they affected the earth's rotation
September 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Like hundreds of other people, I was targeted by Charlie Kirk's "Professor Watchlist" project and spuriously accused of being a "Terror Supporter" and an "Antisemite". The legacy of Charlie Kirk is bigotry, classroom surveillance and anti-intellectual harassment.
September 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Wait, so what you're saying is NATO did shoot down russian drones over Poland and nobody nuked anyone yet? It's almost like you could've closed the sky over Ukraine all those years ago and saved countless of lives. It's just our lives ain't worth shit to you.
September 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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NIH scientists say that mRNA vaccines have saved untold thousands of lives. A heroin addled nepo baby whose brain was partially eaten by a worm says mRNA vaccines are worthless and even dangerous. For busy medical patients, it can be hard to know who to trust.
August 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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LFG
August 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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"Unlike the left, we don't believe in erasing history" says the guy renaming ships and purging any mention of like the navajo code talkers, tuskegee airmen, black medal of honor winners, etc
Peth Hegseth has announced that the Arlington Confederate Monument - or, as I call it, the Monument to the Myth of the Loyal Slave - will be reinstalled after its 2023 removal. Here's why that's a huge insult to Black Americans, past and present.
August 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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448.
August 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Regular reminder that if you wouldn’t go to Moscow Times reporters for an opinion about your own country, you shouldn’t go to them for opinions about Ukraine.
July 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Them: you cannot hold back progress. You must accept your new computational overlords who need all your water. New tech is everything

Also them: Ew not GREEN tech
July 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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This thread brought to you by me telling my husband he is "time blind" and he can either get better about using clocks and calendars OR trust me on stuff as I am very GOOD with time.

What he can't do is be wrong, double-down, and essentially gaslight me.
Mine was realizing hunger PANGS aren't supposed to actually hurt. I had acid reflux. But I thought it was just NORMAL.
I may have said the smartest thing in my life today when I told my husband, "Everyone thinks they are normal."

And before you chime in with how YOU don't think you are normal, how about sit with the thought for a hot second:

What is something where you realized, "Huh, not everyone has/does that?"
July 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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LLMs use em-dashes because they were trained on my books (among others) without my consent.
July 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Also to make an em dash all you have to do is put two dashes in a row in Word, and the program makes it for you. Wordpress too.

Anything an LLM is doing is stolen from actual writers and I'll be damned if I'll let a plagiarism machine dictate how I use language, grammar or punctuation.
Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD.

Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
July 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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What the fuck? Llms wouldn’t even use em dashes if they weren’t already in pre-existing prose!
July 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD.

Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
July 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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July 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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It’s really fucked that extremely moderate and normal Muslims are labeled as “radical Islamists” but that the actual people pushing their fundamentalist religion on our population go completely unnamed.

Please name the actual people responsible.
June 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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June 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government.

No one has heard from you in 101 days.

As vigil, I’m posting a photo (or video) of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
June 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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👇🏼
June 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM