Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, You can't take the heat? Get ya ass out the kitchen, matter fact? Take ya ass back in there & wash the dishes.
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Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
· Nov 12
The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
Maybe I just have more of a desire for knowledge than Graham Platner, but I'm not getting anything inked on me until I do my googles.
Not researching is total Nazi shit.
Not researching is total Nazi shit.
There's little reason to doubt Graham Platner? OK, sure. But there's also little reason to trust him, because ultimately, we have to take him at his word. I don't know why you'd do that.
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Maybe I just have more of a desire for knowledge than Graham Platner, but I'm not getting anything inked on me until I do my googles.
Not researching is total Nazi shit.
Not researching is total Nazi shit.
Twisted Metal.
There's explosions, high speed driving, crazy weaponized vehicles & an insane clown. Here for all of that.
But Twisted Metal putting together all of those things just doesn't tickle my Elmo. Not even a little bit.
There's explosions, high speed driving, crazy weaponized vehicles & an insane clown. Here for all of that.
But Twisted Metal putting together all of those things just doesn't tickle my Elmo. Not even a little bit.
Do you guys have any videogame franchises that you should be into, that are your shit, that you just don’t like? I feel that way about Diablo, I have no logical reason for not enjoying it I just don’t
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Twisted Metal.
There's explosions, high speed driving, crazy weaponized vehicles & an insane clown. Here for all of that.
But Twisted Metal putting together all of those things just doesn't tickle my Elmo. Not even a little bit.
There's explosions, high speed driving, crazy weaponized vehicles & an insane clown. Here for all of that.
But Twisted Metal putting together all of those things just doesn't tickle my Elmo. Not even a little bit.
ICE going to a ridiculously cold place in the winter, getting their asses handed to them and retreating could not be a better example of history repeating itself.
They're even copying the way Nazis took L's at this point.
They're even copying the way Nazis took L's at this point.
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
ICE going to a ridiculously cold place in the winter, getting their asses handed to them and retreating could not be a better example of history repeating itself.
They're even copying the way Nazis took L's at this point.
They're even copying the way Nazis took L's at this point.
If you want to call getting protested so hard that you could barely find hotels to sleep in, restaurants to eat in, getting chased out of nearly every place you've been to & leaving with your asses handed to you success? Aight.
This is Wimp Lo's "face to foot style" from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.
This is Wimp Lo's "face to foot style" from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.
Leavitt: "Operation Metro Surge in Minnesota has been a resounding success"
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
If you want to call getting protested so hard that you could barely find hotels to sleep in, restaurants to eat in, getting chased out of nearly every place you've been to & leaving with your asses handed to you success? Aight.
This is Wimp Lo's "face to foot style" from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.
This is Wimp Lo's "face to foot style" from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.
The GOP isn't even sending their best troops to FOX News anymore.
This point is easy to crush with a simple "Ok, why not make it easier for folks to get what's required for all this? Rhetorical question. You just don't want brown people to vote. Just say THAT."
This point is easy to crush with a simple "Ok, why not make it easier for folks to get what's required for all this? Rhetorical question. You just don't want brown people to vote. Just say THAT."
Rep. Zach Nunn: "Look, you gotta be 21 to drink, you gotta be 21 to get a gun. You use a driver's license. We should use a driver's license or voter ID to make sure when you show up to vote, one of the most important things you can do as Americans, it's taken care of."
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The GOP isn't even sending their best troops to FOX News anymore.
This point is easy to crush with a simple "Ok, why not make it easier for folks to get what's required for all this? Rhetorical question. You just don't want brown people to vote. Just say THAT."
This point is easy to crush with a simple "Ok, why not make it easier for folks to get what's required for all this? Rhetorical question. You just don't want brown people to vote. Just say THAT."
An isle of pedophiles cosplaying as religious puritans wanted to get rid of an actual religious puritan.
How ✌🏽Christian✌🏽of them...
How ✌🏽Christian✌🏽of them...
The newly released Epstein files show that Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon discussed opposition to Pope Francis, including a move that Bannon claimed would "take down Francis."
Epstein files reveal ties to Catholic conservatives' anti-Francis campaign
VATICAN CITY (RNS) — The newly released Epstein files show that Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon discussed opposition to Pope Francis, including a move that Bannon claimed would ‘take down Francis.’
religionnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
An isle of pedophiles cosplaying as religious puritans wanted to get rid of an actual religious puritan.
How ✌🏽Christian✌🏽of them...
How ✌🏽Christian✌🏽of them...
Trump will enact vengeance on a blue state, forget that there are MAGAs that live there, fuck them over as well, get blocked from doing said vengeance, GOP politicians in said areas will do nothing & the republican party wonders why it's getting its back blown out in elections...
The ruling temporarily blocks the Trump Administration from cutting $600 million in public health grants that had already been allocated to four Democratic-led states. n.pr/4086wcp
Judge blocks Trump admin from rescinding health grants to Democratic-led states
The ruling temporarily blocks the Trump Administration from cutting $600 million in public health grants that had already been allocated to four Democratic-led states.
n.pr
February 13, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Trump will enact vengeance on a blue state, forget that there are MAGAs that live there, fuck them over as well, get blocked from doing said vengeance, GOP politicians in said areas will do nothing & the republican party wonders why it's getting its back blown out in elections...
Was on YouTube for something to listen to for my workout & my home page showed me one of the most unappealing series of words holding hands I've ever seen.
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Was on YouTube for something to listen to for my workout & my home page showed me one of the most unappealing series of words holding hands I've ever seen.
Her & Nancy Mace are kindred spirits when it comes to conservative white women losing their shit at airport staff over things that are either their fault or no normal person would ever give a shit about.
Firing a pilot for leaving Kristi Noem's blanket behind. Berating staff when she's not on TV enough. Inside the constant chaos at DHS.
A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS
Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.
on.wsj.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Her & Nancy Mace are kindred spirits when it comes to conservative white women losing their shit at airport staff over things that are either their fault or no normal person would ever give a shit about.
"Sex crime accusations"
The accusation ship left long ago regarding Jeffery Epstein...
The accusation ship left long ago regarding Jeffery Epstein...
NEWS: Goldman Sachs’ top lawyer Kathryn Ruemmler has RESIGNED after newly released emails exposed a years-long personal relationship with Jeffrey Epstein — including advising him on handling sex crime accusations, media scrutiny, and accusers.
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
"Sex crime accusations"
The accusation ship left long ago regarding Jeffery Epstein...
The accusation ship left long ago regarding Jeffery Epstein...
Jesus Christ. The Republicans have gentrified 200 dollar dates.
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Jesus Christ. The Republicans have gentrified 200 dollar dates.
We out here. ✊🏽
And yes. They HATE that we're cultured & smart. I expect no less from people who peaked in 11th grade.
And yes. They HATE that we're cultured & smart. I expect no less from people who peaked in 11th grade.
“Leftists are all theater weirdos and library nerds”
So you’re mad that we’re cultured and smart? …k
So you’re mad that we’re cultured and smart? …k
February 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
We out here. ✊🏽
And yes. They HATE that we're cultured & smart. I expect no less from people who peaked in 11th grade.
And yes. They HATE that we're cultured & smart. I expect no less from people who peaked in 11th grade.
If you go to a fancy restaurant with your husband & let the guy in shorts & flip flops ruin your night instead of focusing on each other? One of you might as well recommend that you should see other people because the magic is GONE, beloved.
Lol.
Lol.
Literally MAGA now:
“Me and my husband are rich af, this restaurant created me some artwork for my expensive delicious dinner, but the evening was fucking ruined because the couple next to us didn’t dress they way I think they should”
“Me and my husband are rich af, this restaurant created me some artwork for my expensive delicious dinner, but the evening was fucking ruined because the couple next to us didn’t dress they way I think they should”
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
If you go to a fancy restaurant with your husband & let the guy in shorts & flip flops ruin your night instead of focusing on each other? One of you might as well recommend that you should see other people because the magic is GONE, beloved.
Lol.
Lol.
Nope. Still insane.
If there's anything a bathroom has? It's all types of surfaces to snort powder off of.
This is the guy that Olivia Nuzzi wrote a significant portion of her book about. Made MAGA erotica about a guy that did booger sugar where someone's bare ass was not 10 minutes prior.
If there's anything a bathroom has? It's all types of surfaces to snort powder off of.
This is the guy that Olivia Nuzzi wrote a significant portion of her book about. Made MAGA erotica about a guy that did booger sugar where someone's bare ass was not 10 minutes prior.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Nope. Still insane.
If there's anything a bathroom has? It's all types of surfaces to snort powder off of.
This is the guy that Olivia Nuzzi wrote a significant portion of her book about. Made MAGA erotica about a guy that did booger sugar where someone's bare ass was not 10 minutes prior.
If there's anything a bathroom has? It's all types of surfaces to snort powder off of.
This is the guy that Olivia Nuzzi wrote a significant portion of her book about. Made MAGA erotica about a guy that did booger sugar where someone's bare ass was not 10 minutes prior.
Another reminder that whether neighbor or family member, you shouldn't let a MAGA even watch your kids on TV.
clicksp.doseofdemocracy.com/f/a/hGyhV-h5...
Not a democrat, not a drag queen But a GQP maggot and a fake Christian once again a fake Christian
Not a democrat, not a drag queen But a GQP maggot and a fake Christian once again a fake Christian
‘Utterly evil’: Louisiana pastor sentenced to seven years’ prison for molesting teen girl
Milton Otto Martin III received maximum sentence for indecent behavior inflicted on teenager 15 years ago
clicksp.doseofdemocracy.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Another reminder that whether neighbor or family member, you shouldn't let a MAGA even watch your kids on TV.
Took 2 seconds to not only see this wasn't true, (I already knew this wasn't true, but just letting MAGA know it ain't hard to research how full of shit this man is.) but that this isn't the first time he's tried to peddle this lie...
February 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Took 2 seconds to not only see this wasn't true, (I already knew this wasn't true, but just letting MAGA know it ain't hard to research how full of shit this man is.) but that this isn't the first time he's tried to peddle this lie...
Kinda destroys that whole "I was never on the island" thing that Trump was talking about today...
Not surprised he'd lie about the fact that he was doing the toosie slide up & down that place.
Not surprised he'd lie about the fact that he was doing the toosie slide up & down that place.
🚨In December 2016, Epstein invited Bill Gates to his island and informed him that “new administration people” were visiting.
This was sent exactly one month before Trump was inaugurated for his first term.
This was sent exactly one month before Trump was inaugurated for his first term.
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Kinda destroys that whole "I was never on the island" thing that Trump was talking about today...
Not surprised he'd lie about the fact that he was doing the toosie slide up & down that place.
Not surprised he'd lie about the fact that he was doing the toosie slide up & down that place.
This is great.
She looks like she's in the middle of an animorph transformation into Kellyanne Conway.
She looks like she's in the middle of an animorph transformation into Kellyanne Conway.
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
This is great.
She looks like she's in the middle of an animorph transformation into Kellyanne Conway.
She looks like she's in the middle of an animorph transformation into Kellyanne Conway.
Reposted by Maj
No circumstances exist! None!
Wondering what circumstances have to take place to where there's a rail of coke on a toilet seat & I go "Every dark cloud, I suppose..."
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 AM
No circumstances exist! None!
Reposted by Maj
When walking up the stairs feel like being stuck in the dryer
My lady: Why don't you go upstairs & get some night clothes on, ok?
My drunk ass looking at the stairs:
My drunk ass looking at the stairs:
a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in the dark .
ALT: a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in the dark .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
When walking up the stairs feel like being stuck in the dryer
Reposted by Maj
Sushi, at Five Points. Place below the Coca Cola sign. Seriously, this is going to blow up as a space. Surprised it hasn't happened yet.
February 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Sushi, at Five Points. Place below the Coca Cola sign. Seriously, this is going to blow up as a space. Surprised it hasn't happened yet.
My lady: Why don't you go upstairs & get some night clothes on, ok?
My drunk ass looking at the stairs:
My drunk ass looking at the stairs:
a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in the dark .
ALT: a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in the dark .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
My lady: Why don't you go upstairs & get some night clothes on, ok?
My drunk ass looking at the stairs:
My drunk ass looking at the stairs:
Wondering what circumstances have to take place to where there's a rail of coke on a toilet seat & I go "Every dark cloud, I suppose..."
February 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Wondering what circumstances have to take place to where there's a rail of coke on a toilet seat & I go "Every dark cloud, I suppose..."
It's amazing how many people are having their careers upended courtesy of catering to an island of pedophiles...
NEW YORK (AP) — Goldman Sachs' top lawyer Kathy Ruemmler to resign after emails show close ties to Jeffrey Epstein.
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
It's amazing how many people are having their careers upended courtesy of catering to an island of pedophiles...