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Maj
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Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, You can't take the heat? Get ya ass out the kitchen, matter fact? Take ya ass back in there & wash the dishes.
Pinned
The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
I remember an employee of Tesla referring to Elon as a "pigeon boss" meaning he came in, shit on everything & left.

The more things change, I suppose...
February 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Pretty infuriating seeing a draft dodger talk about a military firefight like this...
"Helicopter pilots were wounded pretty badly in the legs landing on the couple of machine gunners seemed to have make it through a thicket of bombs. But they were taken out rapidly by our snipers who stationed on platforms. Hellu-- actually unbelievable, helicopter platforms all the way the line"
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Cake is gone. He'll be clocking in with a sandwich bag of nutter butters on Monday.
My 1 coworker that be on the phone every morning cake baking w/ his girl told me he aint realize Valentines was this weekend and did not get his girl nothing. When I looked at him like he was nuts, he told me "She don't celebrate valentines either"

Lets find out if he will be cake baking next week
February 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
In the race to see who will get fired first, Tulsi was speeding past Kristi Noem after hitting her with a blue shell only for Kristi Noem to get a Bob-Omb & throw it onto the bridge Tulsi was driving on...
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Look, guys! The folks that hate being called Nazis keep hiring Nazis because it's clear that they're Nazis that love them some Nazis.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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I’m currently writing a book about the attempted Nazi demonstration in Skokie in 1977. This is indistinguishable from how American Nazis talked in public.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Overly dedicated.

I don't think I've typed the words overly or dedicated this fast in my life.
Friday Night Lights or Overly Dedicated?
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Goonica.

I live in a close enough vicinity to her & I prefer a life of peace.
February 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The Pharcyde.

Pharcyde are a cheat code though as a lot of their best work was with Dilla.
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Z.
February 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
NGE. Not that I don't love Mobile Suit Gundam Wing, but there's levels.
Neon Genesis Evangelion or Mobile Suit Gundam Wing?
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
They expected a detailed answer about voter fraud from a woman who doesn't even know what Habeas Corpus is? That's...certainly a thing that I'm seeing here...
Q: Can you offer us any examples of voter fraud in Arizona?

KRISTI NOEM: Oh, I'm sure there's many of them
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Cena by a light year.

Cena at least did his last match & wasn't bounced before his contract was up.
Who had the worst retirement run Cena or CP3?? @adamnyeary44.bsky.social @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
Chris Paul announces he is officially retiring from basketball after 21 seasons, ending a Hall of Fame career.
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Joe Rogan is a perfect case of why we shouldn't be giving hundreds of millions of dollars to people that take this long to come to a conclusion this simple...
Joe Rogan says the Epstein scandal “looks fucking terrible” for Trump.

Rogan: “He was saying that none of this was real, this is all a hoax. This is not a hoax.”

www.mediamatters.org/joe-rogan-ex...
Joe Rogan says the Epstein scandal "looks fucking terrible" for Trump
www.mediamatters.org
February 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Does this count as accusation/confession? Because I think they missed a step...
And yet, it still makes sense.
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I mean...I see a fire...is there a person there? If so?...
February 13, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Got the Xiaomi 17 Ultra imported from China yesterday & I'm using it today after uploading my backup to it. Didn't think they could outdo the camera on the 15 ultra, but they did.

Itty Bitty found the bubble wrap that was in the box it came in.

So naturally this was the first pic I took with it...
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Dunno what's sadder, these people who had been warned for a decade that they were getting fleeced for aligning with that man or the fact that they'll just vote republican again anyway because the urge to "own the libs." that warned them of this is too great for them to ignore....
UPDATE: Right-wingers are turning on Epstein’s buddy/PR guy Steve Bannon

(Who has had Trump’s ear all along)
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Agreed on that requirement. Also cannot stand the weird centrists. They also go into black spaces & try to police everything too.
Me: I want Democrats who plan to run for president to openly declare their support for full trans rights. This is my one requirement in order for me to consider voting for them.

Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Maybe I just have more of a desire for knowledge than Graham Platner, but I'm not getting anything inked on me until I do my googles.

Not researching is total Nazi shit.
There's little reason to doubt Graham Platner? OK, sure. But there's also little reason to trust him, because ultimately, we have to take him at his word. I don't know why you'd do that.
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Twisted Metal.

There's explosions, high speed driving, crazy weaponized vehicles & an insane clown. Here for all of that.

But Twisted Metal putting together all of those things just doesn't tickle my Elmo. Not even a little bit.
Do you guys have any videogame franchises that you should be into, that are your shit, that you just don’t like? I feel that way about Diablo, I have no logical reason for not enjoying it I just don’t
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
ICE going to a ridiculously cold place in the winter, getting their asses handed to them and retreating could not be a better example of history repeating itself.

They're even copying the way Nazis took L's at this point.
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
If you want to call getting protested so hard that you could barely find hotels to sleep in, restaurants to eat in, getting chased out of nearly every place you've been to & leaving with your asses handed to you success? Aight.

This is Wimp Lo's "face to foot style" from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.
Leavitt: "Operation Metro Surge in Minnesota has been a resounding success"
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
The GOP isn't even sending their best troops to FOX News anymore.

This point is easy to crush with a simple "Ok, why not make it easier for folks to get what's required for all this? Rhetorical question. You just don't want brown people to vote. Just say THAT."
Rep. Zach Nunn: "Look, you gotta be 21 to drink, you gotta be 21 to get a gun. You use a driver's license. We should use a driver's license or voter ID to make sure when you show up to vote, one of the most important things you can do as Americans, it's taken care of."
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM