Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, You can't take the heat? Get ya ass out the kitchen, matter fact? Take ya ass back in there & wash the dishes.
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Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
· Nov 12
The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
All while marking up their tickets by 57%...I just...ugh...
Triple H is under fire (per Meltzer) from TKO execs for the dreadful WrestleMania ticket sales. But he has an idea: El Grande Americano vs El Grande Americano at WrestleMania. No, I'm not making that up. Wrestlevotes (WWE pr) said it's being viewed as a big money match.
Thank God for AEW.
Thank God for AEW.
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
All while marking up their tickets by 57%...I just...ugh...
Remember that episode of Family Guy where Stephen King is pitching a book & says the villain is an evil lamp? Then the publisher stone faced says "You're not even trying anymore, are you..."
I am that publisher when I see Trump posts. This is just amateur hour shit.
I am that publisher when I see Trump posts. This is just amateur hour shit.
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Remember that episode of Family Guy where Stephen King is pitching a book & says the villain is an evil lamp? Then the publisher stone faced says "You're not even trying anymore, are you..."
I am that publisher when I see Trump posts. This is just amateur hour shit.
I am that publisher when I see Trump posts. This is just amateur hour shit.
Coming from the side that made a martyr out of Charlie Kirk & tried to brand him as their version of MLK Jr after his death only to realize there wasn't anything of his you could quote without looking subhuman & vile.
MAGA is an idiotic tire fire that also smells like a bologna sandwich.
MAGA is an idiotic tire fire that also smells like a bologna sandwich.
Ron Johnson on Alex Pretti: "They got their martyrs, didn't they? They got their martyrs. I think it's sick."
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Coming from the side that made a martyr out of Charlie Kirk & tried to brand him as their version of MLK Jr after his death only to realize there wasn't anything of his you could quote without looking subhuman & vile.
MAGA is an idiotic tire fire that also smells like a bologna sandwich.
MAGA is an idiotic tire fire that also smells like a bologna sandwich.
Says a mouthful that conservatives had a whole ass halftime show they wouldn't shut up about that fit their tastes & needs only for none of them to watch it so they could hate watch Bad Bunny's performance.
Because these are people so addicted to anger, they don't know how to function without it.
Because these are people so addicted to anger, they don't know how to function without it.
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Says a mouthful that conservatives had a whole ass halftime show they wouldn't shut up about that fit their tastes & needs only for none of them to watch it so they could hate watch Bad Bunny's performance.
Because these are people so addicted to anger, they don't know how to function without it.
Because these are people so addicted to anger, they don't know how to function without it.
I would just rock a baldie if my hairline resembled the top half of the Batman logo.
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I would just rock a baldie if my hairline resembled the top half of the Batman logo.
They're trying to use dogs (the same ones the right said immigrants were eating, mind you) to create a surveillance state.
THAT is a sentence I had to type & read out loud in disbelief that I'm now posting.
THAT is a sentence I had to type & read out loud in disbelief that I'm now posting.
They would use dogs to launch a surveillance state. Shocker to nobody.
February 10, 2026 at 2:15 PM
They're trying to use dogs (the same ones the right said immigrants were eating, mind you) to create a surveillance state.
THAT is a sentence I had to type & read out loud in disbelief that I'm now posting.
THAT is a sentence I had to type & read out loud in disbelief that I'm now posting.
Not that this needs to be said, but the 2 biggest Superbowl halftime performances were done by a black man from Compton & a brown man from Puerto Rico.
In case you were wondering what side has culture & what side doesn't.
In case you were wondering what side has culture & what side doesn't.
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Not that this needs to be said, but the 2 biggest Superbowl halftime performances were done by a black man from Compton & a brown man from Puerto Rico.
In case you were wondering what side has culture & what side doesn't.
In case you were wondering what side has culture & what side doesn't.
I'm not revealing his handle, but this should let y'all know what type of time pops is on with Instagram.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I'm not revealing his handle, but this should let y'all know what type of time pops is on with Instagram.
Only 3 products in our house are anointed. God's chosen, if you will. And they are my Brita water pitcher, my Pizzazz pizza maker & this siren of purity.
I put the scoop on top for dramatic effect. Otherwise it's in the device itself.
I know better. I'm not an animal.
I put the scoop on top for dramatic effect. Otherwise it's in the device itself.
I know better. I'm not an animal.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Only 3 products in our house are anointed. God's chosen, if you will. And they are my Brita water pitcher, my Pizzazz pizza maker & this siren of purity.
I put the scoop on top for dramatic effect. Otherwise it's in the device itself.
I know better. I'm not an animal.
I put the scoop on top for dramatic effect. Otherwise it's in the device itself.
I know better. I'm not an animal.
Drake curse strikes again. Like Boston needed more of a reason to hate this nigga.
*In Vince from Mike & Mollu voice...GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU GODDAMN JINX!!!
For comedic effect. My Giants bodied the pats TWICE in Superbowl shenanigans.
*In Vince from Mike & Mollu voice...GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU GODDAMN JINX!!!
For comedic effect. My Giants bodied the pats TWICE in Superbowl shenanigans.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Drake curse strikes again. Like Boston needed more of a reason to hate this nigga.
*In Vince from Mike & Mollu voice...GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU GODDAMN JINX!!!
For comedic effect. My Giants bodied the pats TWICE in Superbowl shenanigans.
*In Vince from Mike & Mollu voice...GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU GODDAMN JINX!!!
For comedic effect. My Giants bodied the pats TWICE in Superbowl shenanigans.
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This irredeemable woman is also asked Jeffrey Epstein, notorious sex trafficker and pedophile, for parenting advice. A bunch of Norwegian charities have cut ties with her due her relationship with Epstein.
bsky.app/profile/lif3...
bsky.app/profile/lif3...
The release of documents included an email from Mette-Marit to Epstein in November 2012 asking: “Is it inappropriate for a mother to suggest two naked women carrying a surfboard for my I5-year-old son's wallpaper?”
Like...ma'am... www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Like...ma'am... www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Norwegian crown princess apologizes to royals and all 'disappointed' by her Epstein contacts
Norway’s crown princess apologized on Friday for the situation she has put the royal family in as she faces scrutiny over her contacts with the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, part of a broader apo...
www.yahoo.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
This irredeemable woman is also asked Jeffrey Epstein, notorious sex trafficker and pedophile, for parenting advice. A bunch of Norwegian charities have cut ties with her due her relationship with Epstein.
bsky.app/profile/lif3...
bsky.app/profile/lif3...
When you post your black ass opinion & white folks feel compelled to police it on Bluesky…
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
When you post your black ass opinion & white folks feel compelled to police it on Bluesky…
This is amazing news. Lives can now be saved at a rate even greater than before.
But this isn't a chance to grab money for landing on free parking, y'all. Please still continue to practice safe sex. Just because going raw is the wave doesn't mean you should grab your surfboard.
But this isn't a chance to grab money for landing on free parking, y'all. Please still continue to practice safe sex. Just because going raw is the wave doesn't mean you should grab your surfboard.
Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
This is amazing news. Lives can now be saved at a rate even greater than before.
But this isn't a chance to grab money for landing on free parking, y'all. Please still continue to practice safe sex. Just because going raw is the wave doesn't mean you should grab your surfboard.
But this isn't a chance to grab money for landing on free parking, y'all. Please still continue to practice safe sex. Just because going raw is the wave doesn't mean you should grab your surfboard.
This sounds like the joke pitch for The Hangover before they gave the real one when the studio called security...
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files
The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.
trib.al
February 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
This sounds like the joke pitch for The Hangover before they gave the real one when the studio called security...
Wanna see something. Call this a social experiment. Who broke your heart the most when you found out they were MAGA?
I'll start.
I'll start.
February 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Wanna see something. Call this a social experiment. Who broke your heart the most when you found out they were MAGA?
I'll start.
I'll start.
One thing I'll give Anne Hathaway...she's always down for making some art where she knows where she stands in the aesthetic & the message that the art is trying to make.
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
One thing I'll give Anne Hathaway...she's always down for making some art where she knows where she stands in the aesthetic & the message that the art is trying to make.
They already were in the trenches in MAGAs eyes when Kilmar handed them their asses, but they'll never live it down if a 5 year old smokes their boots.
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
They already were in the trenches in MAGAs eyes when Kilmar handed them their asses, but they'll never live it down if a 5 year old smokes their boots.
I listened to this earlier & as much really good stuff as there is on there? There's two problems with it.
1. You can't approach it with the Kendrick/Drake beef in the back of your head.
2. Because every song & a half he throws a subliminal out there to remind you of said beef.
1. You can't approach it with the Kendrick/Drake beef in the back of your head.
2. Because every song & a half he throws a subliminal out there to remind you of said beef.
J. Cole releases 'The Fall-Off' album Friday
www.upi.com
J. Cole releases 'The Fall-Off' album Friday - UPI.com
twp.ai
February 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I listened to this earlier & as much really good stuff as there is on there? There's two problems with it.
1. You can't approach it with the Kendrick/Drake beef in the back of your head.
2. Because every song & a half he throws a subliminal out there to remind you of said beef.
1. You can't approach it with the Kendrick/Drake beef in the back of your head.
2. Because every song & a half he throws a subliminal out there to remind you of said beef.
I don't know why ICE thought they would be the exception to working for a man notorious for not paying people, but something something stupid games yada yada stupid prizes blah blah blah.
Thousands of ICE agents just learned the $50,000 bonus they were promised was a lie.
Some even say they haven't received their base pay in WEEKS - or health insurance.
They show confusion, anger, and shock as the realization sets in. 😅😂🤣
Some even say they haven't received their base pay in WEEKS - or health insurance.
They show confusion, anger, and shock as the realization sets in. 😅😂🤣
February 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I don't know why ICE thought they would be the exception to working for a man notorious for not paying people, but something something stupid games yada yada stupid prizes blah blah blah.
A former J6 insurrectionist BACK in jail for being an attention seeking, fascism supporting dickhead? Wow.
BREAKING: Pluto is cold. Film at eleven.
BREAKING: Pluto is cold. Film at eleven.
Just gonna drop this photo of January 6 insurrectionist Jake Lang destroying a "Prosecute ICE" sculpture in Minneapolis. He's been arrested for this, btw.
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
A former J6 insurrectionist BACK in jail for being an attention seeking, fascism supporting dickhead? Wow.
BREAKING: Pluto is cold. Film at eleven.
BREAKING: Pluto is cold. Film at eleven.
The weapon of choice earlier.
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The weapon of choice earlier.
Things like this make me want to try more with my photography. Such good stuff & a great example of what you can create with everyday things.
February 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Things like this make me want to try more with my photography. Such good stuff & a great example of what you can create with everyday things.
Not only look into the system, but maybe look into seeing the Lion King???
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Not only look into the system, but maybe look into seeing the Lion King???