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Maj
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Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, You can't take the heat? Get ya ass out the kitchen, matter fact? Take ya ass back in there & wash the dishes.
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The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
Not that this needs to be said, but the 2 biggest Superbowl halftime performances were done by a black man from Compton & a brown man from Puerto Rico.

In case you were wondering what side has culture & what side doesn't.
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I'm not revealing his handle, but this should let y'all know what type of time pops is on with Instagram.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Only 3 products in our house are anointed. God's chosen, if you will. And they are my Brita water pitcher, my Pizzazz pizza maker & this siren of purity.

I put the scoop on top for dramatic effect. Otherwise it's in the device itself.

I know better. I'm not an animal.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Drake curse strikes again. Like Boston needed more of a reason to hate this nigga.

*In Vince from Mike & Mollu voice...GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU GODDAMN JINX!!!

For comedic effect. My Giants bodied the pats TWICE in Superbowl shenanigans.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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This irredeemable woman is also asked Jeffrey Epstein, notorious sex trafficker and pedophile, for parenting advice. A bunch of Norwegian charities have cut ties with her due her relationship with Epstein.

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February 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
When you post your black ass opinion & white folks feel compelled to police it on Bluesky…
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
This is amazing news. Lives can now be saved at a rate even greater than before.

But this isn't a chance to grab money for landing on free parking, y'all. Please still continue to practice safe sex. Just because going raw is the wave doesn't mean you should grab your surfboard.
Just because good news is worth celebrating:

There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.

HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
This sounds like the joke pitch for The Hangover before they gave the real one when the studio called security...
February 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Wanna see something. Call this a social experiment. Who broke your heart the most when you found out they were MAGA?

I'll start.
February 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
One thing I'll give Anne Hathaway...she's always down for making some art where she knows where she stands in the aesthetic & the message that the art is trying to make.
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
They already were in the trenches in MAGAs eyes when Kilmar handed them their asses, but they'll never live it down if a 5 year old smokes their boots.
Is this the "worst of the worst"??

Fucking petty assholes.
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I listened to this earlier & as much really good stuff as there is on there? There's two problems with it.

1. You can't approach it with the Kendrick/Drake beef in the back of your head.

2. Because every song & a half he throws a subliminal out there to remind you of said beef.
February 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I don't know why ICE thought they would be the exception to working for a man notorious for not paying people, but something something stupid games yada yada stupid prizes blah blah blah.
Thousands of ICE agents just learned the $50,000 bonus they were promised was a lie.

Some even say they haven't received their base pay in WEEKS - or health insurance.
They show confusion, anger, and shock as the realization sets in. 😅😂🤣
February 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
A former J6 insurrectionist BACK in jail for being an attention seeking, fascism supporting dickhead? Wow.

BREAKING: Pluto is cold. Film at eleven.
Just gonna drop this photo of January 6 insurrectionist Jake Lang destroying a "Prosecute ICE" sculpture in Minneapolis. He's been arrested for this, btw.
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The weapon of choice earlier.
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Things like this make me want to try more with my photography. Such good stuff & a great example of what you can create with everyday things.
February 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Not only look into the system, but maybe look into seeing the Lion King???
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
February 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
If any combo was gonna have me cryin in the club? The last one i'd think would do so is Batman & Darby Allin.
February 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
As much as I hate Final Fantasy 10? I have to admit this got a tickle out of me. Not because of the ICE reference, but because Wakka is enough of an annoying dipshit jock that would actually do this.
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I promise this is the last photo of me waiting for green tea that I'll post this month. Lol.
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
For a guy who swears he isn't racist, he sure does a lot of racist things & then doesn't explain how they're not racist.
Still no comment directly from Trump on the racist video he posted and then took down.
February 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
A blacksky only toggle?!?!

The streets need this. Tired of the caucasity of some people.
February 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
"I reject your reality...and substitute it with my own!" Headass.
Trump says he may not accept the result of the midterm elections “if Republicans lose control of Congress”
February 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM