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Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, Green bubble in your group chat. I kick ass and THEN kick knowledge.
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The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
We shouldn’t have a media where one of the biggest idiots in the world can call a journalist a stupid person for fact checking him & the media does fuck all.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
So Graham Linehan is a transphobe. And a horny one at that.

Wonder Woman’s lasso couldn’t get my mouth to admit I did this…
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“Rules for thee, not for me!” Has been around a hell of a lot longer than people think.
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Is this Comer truly believing this or is this Comer low key saying “You guys are gonna see some SHIT.”
EXCLUSIVE: Rep. James Comer doubts his Epstein probe will satisfy the public.

The House Oversight chair fears "so many conspiracy theories" will haunt any findings he ultimately releases.
‘Nobody will ever believe it’: James Comer airs doubts about his own Epstein investigation
The House Oversight chair fears "so many conspiracy theories" will haunt any findings he ultimately releases.
www.politico.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Still I rise.
I am openly HATING on anyone making mac & cheese noises tonight. I hope everyone involved gets a Charlie horse and bubble guts mid mac simultaneously 😑
I'm lowkey jealous. Lol. And I'm sure it's Mac & cheese time for somebody somewhere too. 😮‍💨😒
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If I were him & my choices were seeing that turkey & Katie Miller? I’d tell her that I think we should see other people.
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When you remember that it’s Opposite Day in that brain of his called camp stupid? It becomes way easier to see how thin skinned & pathetic of a man he truly is.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Cannot emphasize this enough.

If you shop on Black Friday, shop only at small biz, minority owned biz, women owned biz, or support independent media.

Do not give Big Box Retailers your money! #WeAintBuyingIt
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Decorated the house as a surprise for my lady & Itty Bitty. The coma I’m going into in an hour is gonna be the stuff of fucking legend.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Could’ve just said “Yes. I will attend the funeral of the soldier I sent to D.C. for a political stunt.” At least that way? He’d still be a raging narcissist, but show he cared.

Nope. He opts to be a raging narcissistic asshole instead. Right on brand.
Even now, thinking about himself
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I don’t know how many more crimson flags people need to see in order to get off that god forsaken app…
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
For real. Anyone got a battery pack? MagSafe if possible.
My social battery 🪫 is already mostly depleted.
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
💎💎💎
Men will literally become fascists to spite their fathers rather than go to therapy.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Question. How many of you that banned MAGA relatives from thanksgiving last year for voting this insanity in are still standing on business?
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When you find out you’re officially unc status by not getting invited for the cousin walk…
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Currently watching this dog show AKA Dean Cain on that ICE training course.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s almost as if weed makes people hungrier or something. Wish they had a term for that.
Taking a ‘cousin walk’ this Thanksgiving? As cannabis has become less stigmatized and more readily available in the U.S., industry experts say ‘Green Wednesday’ has begun to rival 4/20 for the most weed sales.
The other thing Americans consume in record numbers on Thanksgiving: marijuana
At a Maryland cannabis dispensary on ‘Green Wednesday,’ a day that has begun to rival 4/20 for the most weed sales, one product sold out in 15 minutes.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Santa Claus getting that attitude era Stone Cold Steve Austin return pop.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Imagine talking like this to people you don’t know. Let alone in general…
This Thanksgiving I am grateful for the people who interact with my posts
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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JD Vance is like that scene from 30 Rock where they try to decipher century-old racial slurs and derogatory phrases except instead of satire and fictional characters he’s the literal Vice President of the United States.
JD Vance loves spreading 16th century pro-genocide propaganda so much
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
One of my favorite OSW bits is when they clown Alvarez for that match he had where he decided to call it in the ring & had nothing but headlocks & vibes.
If it weren’t for “MINUS 5 STARS!” That man would’ve been escorted out of the wrestling journalism paint like long ago.
Bryan Alvarez's review of this match: "It had no heat."
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
DOG!
Why is Al Roker dressed like Cam Newton? #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If it weren’t for “MINUS 5 STARS!” That man would’ve been escorted out of the wrestling journalism paint like long ago.
Bryan Alvarez's review of this match: "It had no heat."
AEW crowd chanting "Let's Go Willow!" like it's a hockey game. No dueling chants tonight. They came to see her win.
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“What if your info ends up compromised? LIKE IN A DATA BREACH OR SOMETHING?” Is going to be my go to response to “Why don’t you use ChatGPT?” from now on.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM