Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, You can't take the heat? Get ya ass out the kitchen, matter fact? Take ya ass back in there & wash the dishes.
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Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
· Nov 12
The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
Hey Chat, what does it mean when the president says he's popular & the country is doing great, but he keeps suing states for access to voter information?
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February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Hey Chat, what does it mean when the president says he's popular & the country is doing great, but he keeps suing states for access to voter information?
That was a wild time, wasn't it? Lol.
February 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
That was a wild time, wasn't it? Lol.
There are fates worse than death.
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
There are fates worse than death.
He'll forget who he is, Junior will try to remind us & we'll put an 8 ball in a baggie, attach it to a long fishing lure & reel it in to make him go away, Barron will be in podcast purgatory, Lara will get booked at TPUSA to sing, Ivanka will keep her distance & Eric will still try to shill Crypto.
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
He'll forget who he is, Junior will try to remind us & we'll put an 8 ball in a baggie, attach it to a long fishing lure & reel it in to make him go away, Barron will be in podcast purgatory, Lara will get booked at TPUSA to sing, Ivanka will keep her distance & Eric will still try to shill Crypto.
The reason I'm not mad at this is because the end result of this is going to be brutal for him. Becoming a victim of his own insanity, (Melania ain't gon be there.) dying alone as an American populace rebuilds, forgets him & makes what he did a footnote in history of what NOT to do as a president.
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The reason I'm not mad at this is because the end result of this is going to be brutal for him. Becoming a victim of his own insanity, (Melania ain't gon be there.) dying alone as an American populace rebuilds, forgets him & makes what he did a footnote in history of what NOT to do as a president.
He knows this country is doing bad. He knows he's wildly unpopular, his only comfort is meetings with his staff that I can only describe as a nearly 80 year old man getting jerked off by people that hate getting grilled by a government for his lies, but love the life that doing so affords them.
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
He knows this country is doing bad. He knows he's wildly unpopular, his only comfort is meetings with his staff that I can only describe as a nearly 80 year old man getting jerked off by people that hate getting grilled by a government for his lies, but love the life that doing so affords them.
Not even mad at it. When you view what he says for what it truly is? He's just saying the total opposite of actual reality. He knows he's doing absolutely shit at this presidency thing & lies strictly to keep people pissed as he robs the country blind.
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Not even mad at it. When you view what he says for what it truly is? He's just saying the total opposite of actual reality. He knows he's doing absolutely shit at this presidency thing & lies strictly to keep people pissed as he robs the country blind.
Is that why we're seeing elections regarding members of his party doing 25 to 40 plus point shifts to the left? Is that why he's trying to undermine the midterms? Is that why everything's more expensive thanks to his own tariffs & a recession's afoot?
Must be nice to get on TV & cap like this.
Must be nice to get on TV & cap like this.
Trump: "I'm popular and I've done well. I think we have the greatest economy, actually, ever in history. We have to get the word out."
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Is that why we're seeing elections regarding members of his party doing 25 to 40 plus point shifts to the left? Is that why he's trying to undermine the midterms? Is that why everything's more expensive thanks to his own tariffs & a recession's afoot?
Must be nice to get on TV & cap like this.
Must be nice to get on TV & cap like this.
Oh southerners HATE fast talking people with no southern accent lol.
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Oh southerners HATE fast talking people with no southern accent lol.
The POTUS being involved in a child sex trafficking ring with the rich & powerful? Definitely. Makes Watergate look like a slight misunderstanding in comparison.
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
The POTUS being involved in a child sex trafficking ring with the rich & powerful? Definitely. Makes Watergate look like a slight misunderstanding in comparison.
He'd do the occasional shit post, but he was largely ignored which apparently had him very depressed.
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
He'd do the occasional shit post, but he was largely ignored which apparently had him very depressed.
The sun is peacing out.
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The sun is peacing out.
A movie about a grown man having a relationship with a minor? No way.
February 10, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A movie about a grown man having a relationship with a minor? No way.
Tends to be the stock excuse the GOP gives when asked their thoughts about one of their employees engaging in either anything their boss has done or any situation where they can't come up with a lie quickly enough to answer.
February 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Tends to be the stock excuse the GOP gives when asked their thoughts about one of their employees engaging in either anything their boss has done or any situation where they can't come up with a lie quickly enough to answer.
Just gonna assume no one is shocked to learn that they have whole ass pedophiles in ICE nor is anyone shocked that an administration full of them is going to respond to this news with anything other than "I don't know anything about that..."
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Just gonna assume no one is shocked to learn that they have whole ass pedophiles in ICE nor is anyone shocked that an administration full of them is going to respond to this news with anything other than "I don't know anything about that..."
I was on Threads then. We had a field day on that one.
Y'all remember when we all thought the thing might have happened and it was the best 12 hours ever until we found out it hadn't. Good times.
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I was on Threads then. We had a field day on that one.
I sound like I was in every hip hop movie based in New York. Totally understand lol.
February 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I sound like I was in every hip hop movie based in New York. Totally understand lol.
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Mine is mostly in & out. All depends on the situation, but I'm clear as air when I talk lol.
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Mine is mostly in & out. All depends on the situation, but I'm clear as air when I talk lol.
Switzerland doesn't have a PM. They have a federal council.
So yeah. That didn't happen. I'm calling cap.
So yeah. That didn't happen. I'm calling cap.
Trump: "So I put on a 30% tariff, which is very low. I got an emergency call from I believe the prime minister of Switzerland. She was very aggressive ... I didn't really like the way she talked to us, so instead of giving her a reduction, I raised it to 39%."
February 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Switzerland doesn't have a PM. They have a federal council.
So yeah. That didn't happen. I'm calling cap.
So yeah. That didn't happen. I'm calling cap.
Both of my dogs are like this.
Lola Bunny will press the side of her head on my face & then look at me like "How about we take this outside? Since we have beef apparently, hooman..."
Lola Bunny will press the side of her head on my face & then look at me like "How about we take this outside? Since we have beef apparently, hooman..."
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Both of my dogs are like this.
Lola Bunny will press the side of her head on my face & then look at me like "How about we take this outside? Since we have beef apparently, hooman..."
Lola Bunny will press the side of her head on my face & then look at me like "How about we take this outside? Since we have beef apparently, hooman..."
As if what he's spouting isn't insane enough, the last sentence got a chuckle out of me.
This man wouldn't know culture if it was a billionaire in the Epstein files.
This man wouldn't know culture if it was a billionaire in the Epstein files.
I always picture him standing in front of a burning cross when he types these into his phone.
February 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
As if what he's spouting isn't insane enough, the last sentence got a chuckle out of me.
This man wouldn't know culture if it was a billionaire in the Epstein files.
This man wouldn't know culture if it was a billionaire in the Epstein files.
"They really went from “I don’t really think it is” when confronted about the AI to “This is AI”. Girl, get your life together" has me dying. 🤣🤣🤣
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
"They really went from “I don’t really think it is” when confronted about the AI to “This is AI”. Girl, get your life together" has me dying. 🤣🤣🤣
When I lived in super rural georgia, half the town talked like that. I didn't understand what most folks were saying until I was there for about a year & a half.
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
When I lived in super rural georgia, half the town talked like that. I didn't understand what most folks were saying until I was there for about a year & a half.
I am DESPERATELY trying to find the point he's attempting to make & either I'm missing something or I'm incapable of thinking this slowly...
Gonna go with b here.
Gonna go with b here.
February 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I am DESPERATELY trying to find the point he's attempting to make & either I'm missing something or I'm incapable of thinking this slowly...
Gonna go with b here.
Gonna go with b here.