Nothing to do with anything, but I just subbed to your YouTube channel because your dad made a cream cheese pie apparently?

Can’t say I blame him one bit.

At fucking all. Even when I went to college it made my mom worry especially with me being back in New York. 9/11 happening right before I was about to start my freshman year didn’t help matters.

Yes they are.

That. That always stuck with me. Hard.

“I just remember hearing the radio and…i knew if they’d do this to white folks? No one was truly safe. I still went, but it was because the schools overseas had a flood of admissions. I got my higher education here not because I wanted to, but because there was a lack of options elsewhere.”-My mom.

THIS HAPPENED IN THE 70s. WASN’T LONG AGO.

On this episode of “glad the bootyhole workin, but I didn’t need to know any of this…”

Here she is with Itty Bitty. Addie is the best.

Yes, I have a pink Stanley AND you can’t whoop my ass.

…we can have both…

Thank you!!!! Been saying this for decades!

You drop the R word? You’re dead to me.

Yes. If it gives us a muscular Tifa? I’m for it.

Superior choice of drink.

But…Henny Nog? Very fun & interesting drink for testing one’s sexual boundaries CONSENSUALLY.

Really feel I have to make that part known.

Chaya Raichik is gonna start saying the R-word, get rocked dead in her shit for it & I’m gonna have to make a GoFundMe for said person’s bail for delivering street justice.

It’s hard work. But not all heroes wear capes & should be free after a hard day’s work.

Remember that one person that came on too strong that you gave the wrong number too, peaced out the nanosecond you had a chance & thanked whatever deity would listen that they didn’t try to text or call you as you’re in your uber heading home?

That’s every single day with these fucking people.