Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
Petticoats, pussycats, and pro wrestling. Trans. Lesbian. She/her. Proud dickgirl, nature's perfect animal. Bass guitar, No-Bots. Polyamorous. 💜💙🖤
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PayPal: paypal.me/RevClaire
Venmo: Venmo @ Claire-Evil
Amazon: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
I can't believe they made a whole movie about fishing for pork
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I can't believe they made a whole movie about fishing for pork
It hurts my fucking soul to see this douchebag in a Kyle Rayner muscle suit glasses over his domino mask
Just get green glasses ya fuckin' rube
Worst wrestling lead-in since COPS, I tell ya
Just get green glasses ya fuckin' rube
Worst wrestling lead-in since COPS, I tell ya
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It hurts my fucking soul to see this douchebag in a Kyle Rayner muscle suit glasses over his domino mask
Just get green glasses ya fuckin' rube
Worst wrestling lead-in since COPS, I tell ya
Just get green glasses ya fuckin' rube
Worst wrestling lead-in since COPS, I tell ya
Dynamite time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Dynamite time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
Donate to Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas, organized by Julie Kitchen
Hi, my name is Julie and I want to spend Christmas with my son.
… Julie Kitchen needs your support for Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas
gofund.me
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
Hey there, pussycats 💜
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hey there, pussycats 💜
I fuckin' hate weed
I have tried and I have tried to like it but it just does nothing for me except lock me in my body, rob me of my executive function, and steal control of my emotions from me
But this is bullllllshiiiiiit
Fuckin' "TikTok" mom ass shit sweet lady Satan get outta here
I have tried and I have tried to like it but it just does nothing for me except lock me in my body, rob me of my executive function, and steal control of my emotions from me
But this is bullllllshiiiiiit
Fuckin' "TikTok" mom ass shit sweet lady Satan get outta here
It was a pain worse than childbirth, said a TikTok mom as she described bouts of uncontrollable vomiting after marijuana use.
‘Scromiting,’ or uncontrollable vomiting due to marijuana use, is on the rise | CNN
Uncontrolled, explosive vomiting after marijuana use, called “scromiting,” is on the rise in the US, including among teenagers. Here’s what you need to know.
cnn.it
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I fuckin' hate weed
I have tried and I have tried to like it but it just does nothing for me except lock me in my body, rob me of my executive function, and steal control of my emotions from me
But this is bullllllshiiiiiit
Fuckin' "TikTok" mom ass shit sweet lady Satan get outta here
I have tried and I have tried to like it but it just does nothing for me except lock me in my body, rob me of my executive function, and steal control of my emotions from me
But this is bullllllshiiiiiit
Fuckin' "TikTok" mom ass shit sweet lady Satan get outta here
No brain, cat empty
She's not touching the chair at all. Just balancing there.
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No brain, cat empty
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
A man enters with a wacky handlebar mustache dressed in a colorful suit. Josie wonders aloud how and why this man is NOT played by Paul F Tompkins. This phenomenon will occur approximately every five minutes...
*Josie and Claire watch Wicked*
*Josie and Claire watch Wicked*
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
A man enters with a wacky handlebar mustache dressed in a colorful suit. Josie wonders aloud how and why this man is NOT played by Paul F Tompkins. This phenomenon will occur approximately every five minutes...
*Josie and Claire watch Wicked*
*Josie and Claire watch Wicked*
NXT time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
NXT time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
Donate to Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas, organized by Julie Kitchen
Hi, my name is Julie and I want to spend Christmas with my son.
… Julie Kitchen needs your support for Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas
gofund.me
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
Got a job opening that I'd love to see a Fellow Queer With Thoughts About Wrestling get a look at www.cagesideseats.com/post/Bx8OnSy...
Ever wanted to be a wrestling blogger? | Cageside Seats
Cageside Seats has a RARE opening on our staff for a pro wrestling fan and good
writer with a somewhat flexible schedule. This person would need to be able to
reliably contribute to the site in a vari...
www.cagesideseats.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Got a job opening that I'd love to see a Fellow Queer With Thoughts About Wrestling get a look at www.cagesideseats.com/post/Bx8OnSy...
Good morning, pussycats 💜
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Good morning, pussycats 💜
I love Bron being willing to let his voice break like that
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I love Bron being willing to let his voice break like that
Raw time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Raw time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
11AM: Not-our-normal-mail-truck on the street
Claire: Hey alright it's on time
12PM: Not-our-normal-mail-truck is gone
Claire: Well that doesn't mean much, it's not the normal one now is it
5PM:
Claire: 😾
Claire: Hey alright it's on time
12PM: Not-our-normal-mail-truck is gone
Claire: Well that doesn't mean much, it's not the normal one now is it
5PM:
Claire: 😾
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
11AM: Not-our-normal-mail-truck on the street
Claire: Hey alright it's on time
12PM: Not-our-normal-mail-truck is gone
Claire: Well that doesn't mean much, it's not the normal one now is it
5PM:
Claire: 😾
Claire: Hey alright it's on time
12PM: Not-our-normal-mail-truck is gone
Claire: Well that doesn't mean much, it's not the normal one now is it
5PM:
Claire: 😾
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
Donate to Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas, organized by Julie Kitchen
Hi, my name is Julie and I want to spend Christmas with my son.
… Julie Kitchen needs your support for Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas
gofund.me
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
Good afternoon, pussycats 💜
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Good afternoon, pussycats 💜
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
She's burned out and ankle deep in the "worse" before the "better" but at least she's cute 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
She's burned out and ankle deep in the "worse" before the "better" but at least she's cute 🥰
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
Donate to Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas, organized by Julie Kitchen
Hi, my name is Julie and I want to spend Christmas with my son.
… Julie Kitchen needs your support for Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas
gofund.me
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.
Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state
gofund.me/4fd1c660a
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
Probably I would take a paycut and stop doing SmackDowns
I love my job and the people I work with and even if I won the lottery I wouldn't quit, but too often I see a show or and event I wanna go to and look up the date and well shit it's a Friday and I don't want to just take off
I love my job and the people I work with and even if I won the lottery I wouldn't quit, but too often I see a show or and event I wanna go to and look up the date and well shit it's a Friday and I don't want to just take off
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Probably I would take a paycut and stop doing SmackDowns
I love my job and the people I work with and even if I won the lottery I wouldn't quit, but too often I see a show or and event I wanna go to and look up the date and well shit it's a Friday and I don't want to just take off
I love my job and the people I work with and even if I won the lottery I wouldn't quit, but too often I see a show or and event I wanna go to and look up the date and well shit it's a Friday and I don't want to just take off
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Bondage-Robot.com is back after a long hiatus! 🥳
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Bondage-Robot.com is back after a long hiatus! 🥳
Finally listening to Laaz Rockit and immediately beating myself up for not listening to Laaz Rockit sooner in my twenty-plus years of seeing them recommended over and over and over
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Finally listening to Laaz Rockit and immediately beating myself up for not listening to Laaz Rockit sooner in my twenty-plus years of seeing them recommended over and over and over
Good afternoon, pussycats 💜
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Good afternoon, pussycats 💜
Scintillating scotoma would be cool as shit if it didn't fuck up my vision for hours and promise a migraine at the end of its oil-slick rainbow crack in my visual field like somebody punched me in the eye hard enough to break glass
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Scintillating scotoma would be cool as shit if it didn't fuck up my vision for hours and promise a migraine at the end of its oil-slick rainbow crack in my visual field like somebody punched me in the eye hard enough to break glass