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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife

@petticlaire.bsky.social

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Petticoats, pussycats, and pro wrestling. Trans. Lesbian. She/her. Proud dickgirl, nature's perfect animal. Bass guitar, No-Bots. Polyamorous. 💜💙🖤

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · Oct 29

If you enjoy my work or just think I'm hot, feel free to support me, directly or by buying me pretty things 💜

PayPal: paypal.me/RevClaire
Venmo: Venmo @ Claire-Evil
Amazon: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Check out my list on Amazon

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 9h

Nothing good is in that backpack

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 10h

Don's lil deadpan "oh no" after the Rainmaker miscue

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 10h

Bandido's at an exceptional disadvantage here because of course KT tape is so named because it was invented by Konosuke Takeshita

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 10h

The Polka King of West Albany

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 12h

Sure did!

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 12h

Shelton fucking Benjamin!

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 13h

Can't believe I'm banned from ringside 😿

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 13h

I absolutely am

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 14h

Holy shit the ICE ad twice in one break TNT are you fucking mental

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 14h

...because it hadn't updated its internal clock since the last time I powered it on and couldn't manage to resync so Chrome was just like "uhhhh all these websites are from two years in the future I need an adult" ahahaha

Fortunately manually setting the time worked but jeez

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 14h

Dug a better older laptop that I only retired because it has a busted hinge out because I'm watching on PPV dot com this time and they have all that live chat reaction pop-up nonsense and my usual old AEW PPV laptop chokes on that and I was having the damnedest time getting the internet to work...

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 15h

WrestleDream time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 18h

💜🖤🫂🖤💜

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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 19h

going to wife with market

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 20h

Going to market with my wife

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 21h

Good afternoon, pussycats 💜

A low-angle selfie like as if you're kneeling at my feet, ya lucky duck

A close-up selfie with eyes closed to show off my eye makeup

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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 22h

Post your most artistic looking thirst trap

Artistic thirst trap of me achieved with the following:

-Ring light up top set to warm white for the halo
-Powerful fan for the hair effect
-Teal light bulb at the bottom
-A little photoshop to remove the non-haloesque parts of the ring light

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · Dec 22

Beth is such a funny song for Kiss because it's like really guys? You can't find the sound? You're the loudest stompiest motherfucking band alive and somehow "the sound" is eluding you?

Turn the fucking knobs higher and get on with it, for Christ's sake

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 23h

Yessss

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Emily Wynne at Summer's End @aemiliavind.bsky.social · 1d

music taste in eight artists:
Sarah McLachlan
Paula Cole
Prince
Al Stewart
Vashti Bunyan
Margaret Killjoy
John Darnielle
David Byrne

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Music taste in eight
-Black Sabbath
-Bruce Springsteen
-Dream Theater
-Guns 'n Roses
-Megadeth
-Of Montreal
-Protest the Hero
-Strawbs

Lila Everywhere All At Once 👀🏳️‍⚧️ @lila-satori.bsky.social · 1d

Musical taste in eight artists, why not.

Luna (& Galaxie 500, Dean & Britta, etc.)
Stereolab
Belle & Sebastian
Radiohead (Thom Y, The Smile, etc.)
New Pornographers
Fleet Foxes
Sufjan Stevens
Magnetic Fields

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Music taste in eight
-Black Sabbath
-Bruce Springsteen
-Dream Theater
-Guns 'n Roses
-Megadeth
-Of Montreal
-Protest the Hero
-Strawbs

Lila Everywhere All At Once 👀🏳️‍⚧️ @lila-satori.bsky.social · 1d

DollaryyDoos @dollaryydoos.bsky.social · 1d

Define your musical taste in eight artists

Powderfinger
Crowded House
Weird Al Yankovic
Sabrina Carpenter
Billie Eilish
Green Day
Blondie
Carly Rae Jepsen

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Tom. @notthattomgreen.is.tired.fyi · 1d

Why THE SANDMAN rules!

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck yeah Ilja's back!

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Al Black, Wife Guy is a great gimmick

Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1d

Although to be fair, from this much more recent screencap it's clear they didn't really need any help to end up looking like a couple of dykes

A YouTube screencap from the same "this day in Bruce history" email, showing Little Steven and Bruce in 2021 promoting Steve's autobigraphy and looking for all the world like an old married couple who just invited you in for tea and stories