Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
Petticoats, pussycats, and pro wrestling. Trans. Lesbian. She/her. Proud dickgirl, nature's perfect animal. Bass guitar, No-Bots. Polyamorous. 💜💙🖤
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If you enjoy my work or just think I'm hot, feel free to support me, directly or by buying me pretty things 💜
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Venmo: Venmo @ Claire-Evil
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PayPal: paypal.me/RevClaire
Venmo: Venmo @ Claire-Evil
Amazon: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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you should look at this belly
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
you should look at this belly
So I get migraines, right?
One year my mom sent me outside at Thanksgiving so my cousin the Weed Guy could hotbox me and see if it'd help
(It did not, weed does not especially get along with me, but I kept trying for longer than I probably should have)
One year my mom sent me outside at Thanksgiving so my cousin the Weed Guy could hotbox me and see if it'd help
(It did not, weed does not especially get along with me, but I kept trying for longer than I probably should have)
Americans: is going out with your cousins to get high before Thanksgiving really as common as you make it sound? Wouldn't the streets just be filled with stoned cousins in the hours before people eat?
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So I get migraines, right?
One year my mom sent me outside at Thanksgiving so my cousin the Weed Guy could hotbox me and see if it'd help
(It did not, weed does not especially get along with me, but I kept trying for longer than I probably should have)
One year my mom sent me outside at Thanksgiving so my cousin the Weed Guy could hotbox me and see if it'd help
(It did not, weed does not especially get along with me, but I kept trying for longer than I probably should have)
Okay but I need gasoline drinking lady's dress and most especially that *PETTICOAT* 😻😻😻
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Okay but I need gasoline drinking lady's dress and most especially that *PETTICOAT* 😻😻😻
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
- L'Arc-en-Ciel
- Against Me!
- Tegan & Sara
- Sleater-Kinney
- Bikini Kill
(Against Me!, Tegan & Sara and Sleater-Kinney were all in the span of less than two weeks)
- L'Arc-en-Ciel
- Against Me!
- Tegan & Sara
- Sleater-Kinney
- Bikini Kill
(Against Me!, Tegan & Sara and Sleater-Kinney were all in the span of less than two weeks)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
-Motorhead / Dio / Iron Maiden
-Gigantour 2005 (Megadeth / Dream Theater / etc)
-Every Time I Die / Mastodon
/ Coheed and Cambria
-Godcaster / Of Montreal
-'68 / Protest the Hero
-Motorhead / Dio / Iron Maiden
-Gigantour 2005 (Megadeth / Dream Theater / etc)
-Every Time I Die / Mastodon
/ Coheed and Cambria
-Godcaster / Of Montreal
-'68 / Protest the Hero
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
My Chemical Romance
Chvrches
Coheed & Cambria
Paramore
Panic! At the Disco
My Chemical Romance
Chvrches
Coheed & Cambria
Paramore
Panic! At the Disco
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
- L'Arc-en-Ciel
- Against Me!
- Tegan & Sara
- Sleater-Kinney
- Bikini Kill
(Against Me!, Tegan & Sara and Sleater-Kinney were all in the span of less than two weeks)
- L'Arc-en-Ciel
- Against Me!
- Tegan & Sara
- Sleater-Kinney
- Bikini Kill
(Against Me!, Tegan & Sara and Sleater-Kinney were all in the span of less than two weeks)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
-Motorhead / Dio / Iron Maiden
-Gigantour 2005 (Megadeth / Dream Theater / etc)
-Every Time I Die / Mastodon
/ Coheed and Cambria
-Godcaster / Of Montreal
-'68 / Protest the Hero
-Motorhead / Dio / Iron Maiden
-Gigantour 2005 (Megadeth / Dream Theater / etc)
-Every Time I Die / Mastodon
/ Coheed and Cambria
-Godcaster / Of Montreal
-'68 / Protest the Hero
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
My Chemical Romance
Chvrches
Coheed & Cambria
Paramore
Panic! At the Disco
My Chemical Romance
Chvrches
Coheed & Cambria
Paramore
Panic! At the Disco
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Less Than Jake
The Get Up Kids
Jets To Brazil
My Chemical Romance
Manchester Orchestra
(All of these were in sub 250 cap venues)
Less Than Jake
The Get Up Kids
Jets To Brazil
My Chemical Romance
Manchester Orchestra
(All of these were in sub 250 cap venues)
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
-Motorhead / Dio / Iron Maiden
-Gigantour 2005 (Megadeth / Dream Theater / etc)
-Every Time I Die / Mastodon
/ Coheed and Cambria
-Godcaster / Of Montreal
-'68 / Protest the Hero
-Motorhead / Dio / Iron Maiden
-Gigantour 2005 (Megadeth / Dream Theater / etc)
-Every Time I Die / Mastodon
/ Coheed and Cambria
-Godcaster / Of Montreal
-'68 / Protest the Hero
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ko-fi.com/dreamingnoct...
Very very close!
Help me close the last bit of the gap in a timely manner, please~
Anything helps, and is very much appreciated!
Very very close!
Help me close the last bit of the gap in a timely manner, please~
Anything helps, and is very much appreciated!
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
ko-fi.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
ko-fi.com/dreamingnoct...
Very very close!
Help me close the last bit of the gap in a timely manner, please~
Anything helps, and is very much appreciated!
Very very close!
Help me close the last bit of the gap in a timely manner, please~
Anything helps, and is very much appreciated!
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$20 donated!
Can anyone help match or exceed thayt? No donation too small to help!
#ko-fi #helpfolkslive #urgent #help
#TransCrowdfund #emergency #HelpFolksLive2025 #mutualaid 💸💕
Can anyone help match or exceed thayt? No donation too small to help!
#ko-fi #helpfolkslive #urgent #help
#TransCrowdfund #emergency #HelpFolksLive2025 #mutualaid 💸💕
I'm an unemployed, disabled trans woman reliant on donations for survival
I'm looking to raise $4800 for food/necessary expenses; breakdown below
Please help me; I have no other recourse
Ko-fi: shorturl.at/YHUHJ
CA: $LuciNevins
Vnmo: @ Harland-Nevins
PP: shorturl.at/S694j
#helpfolkslive #mutualaid
I'm looking to raise $4800 for food/necessary expenses; breakdown below
Please help me; I have no other recourse
Ko-fi: shorturl.at/YHUHJ
CA: $LuciNevins
Vnmo: @ Harland-Nevins
PP: shorturl.at/S694j
#helpfolkslive #mutualaid
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is holding a crab in his hand and screaming .
Alt: Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants is holding a bell in his hand and ringing it while he floats up out of frame into the air.
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
$20 donated!
Can anyone help match or exceed thayt? No donation too small to help!
#ko-fi #helpfolkslive #urgent #help
#TransCrowdfund #emergency #HelpFolksLive2025 #mutualaid 💸💕
Can anyone help match or exceed thayt? No donation too small to help!
#ko-fi #helpfolkslive #urgent #help
#TransCrowdfund #emergency #HelpFolksLive2025 #mutualaid 💸💕
She's anxious and she's woke up with a headache that won't quite quit, but at least she's cute 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
She's anxious and she's woke up with a headache that won't quite quit, but at least she's cute 🥰
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Off to my in-laws'
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Off to my in-laws'
Anyway, good morning 💜
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Anyway, good morning 💜
You look like you could use something to be thankful for, pussycats 😘
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You look like you could use something to be thankful for, pussycats 😘
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remember to roast your Google search bar for 2 hours per pound
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
remember to roast your Google search bar for 2 hours per pound
Y'all ever outskeep?!
you ever try to outskeep a headache and then at first light the headache is all
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Y'all ever outskeep?!
This match has too much HHH in it for dudes that do this much flying
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This match has too much HHH in it for dudes that do this much flying
That elbow to counter the dive off the stage was the funniest shit
Just "nope"
Just "nope"
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
That elbow to counter the dive off the stage was the funniest shit
Just "nope"
Just "nope"
Joe is just gonna let those men die
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Joe is just gonna let those men die
Ah, Continental Classic season, where every Wednesday I go "ah shit what are the standings like NOW?" and scramble to look it up before every tournament match
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ah, Continental Classic season, where every Wednesday I go "ah shit what are the standings like NOW?" and scramble to look it up before every tournament match
Dynamite time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dynamite time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
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I’m going to be very mean for a second here; if you can’t bother to have preferences, I’m not sure the human experience is for you
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’m going to be very mean for a second here; if you can’t bother to have preferences, I’m not sure the human experience is for you
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AliExpress now has AI-gen user manuals, which probably explains why the second step about my bundle of patch cords was “preheat the oven to 740 degrees”
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
AliExpress now has AI-gen user manuals, which probably explains why the second step about my bundle of patch cords was “preheat the oven to 740 degrees”
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Anyone in Los Angeles want a mid-ass trans girl as a roommate? Asking for….well me actually. And soon 💁🏼♀️
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Anyone in Los Angeles want a mid-ass trans girl as a roommate? Asking for….well me actually. And soon 💁🏼♀️
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Please help my dear friend Maddie find an apartment in LA. Someone promised her a place then decided to go with their friend just 2 weeks before the move.
Like an asshole.
Like an asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Please help my dear friend Maddie find an apartment in LA. Someone promised her a place then decided to go with their friend just 2 weeks before the move.
Like an asshole.
Like an asshole.
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I'm cute today and I'm making it your problem 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm cute today and I'm making it your problem 🥰
Grocery dyke has errands to run, so be good girls until I get back, pussycats 😘
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Grocery dyke has errands to run, so be good girls until I get back, pussycats 😘