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Scayor Howard Vander

@mayor.bsky.social

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Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance | he/him/howard

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 5d

Yeesh, send a guy one simple dick pic and this is the thanks I get

Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 5d

i love you vander but this is fucking terrifying to look at

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 2h

Dunno about you but I am deeply invested in nutritionmaxxing every waking second of each day

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 2h

“Keir” is a stupid name.

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 3h

aw man, friends stink !

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 3h

"Make like my hairline and get recedin', pal!"

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 3h

having that periodic guilt where i recognize the world remains on fire and my most pressing concern is finding an affordable eurorack sequencer that can output three separate CV channels

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 5h

CNN has a story on the Tennessee plant explosion, noting that the witnesses who could give clarity unfortunately died in said explosion

now i'm just imagining articles like "Police Say Victim Could Have Shed Light on Identity of Person Who Murdered Them"

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 5h

the words "starring Mia Goth" are a great way to kill my enthusiasm

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 6h

they said they couldn't help with that, but i realized that I walked into Sears by mistake

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 6h

my prominent cum gutters are actually plastic surgery, i went in to the clinic and said 'gimme the durden'

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 6h

Just imagined Dennis Miller in a Kojima game, just popping up like "Now, I don't wanna go off on a codec cutscene here, but..."

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 6h

"Blood.....borne?"

Sam, this is Mama. Bloodborne is a popular video game released exclusively for the Playstation 4. There is a dedicated fan community surrounding it. Some may even say fandoms are a fractal mirroring of human evolution itself. Also, here's a new kind of grenade.

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 6h

one cannot force themselves into clowning, buffoonery; one must simply allow it to flow from within

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 6h

ah, nothing like a good YouTubeman

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 6h

the only thing i remember about don lemon is when he said he didn't believe the cosby allegations because if he actually did that, why didn't anyone try and bite his dick off?

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 6h

story about a guy who got fired from delta for charlie kirkposting and then a few paragraphs down it also notes he opted not to join the union so he can't file a grievance and now i'm a lot less sympathetic, bozo

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 7h

It’s even funnier because Hollow looks exactly like ol’ Bobby

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 7h

Thought this was a Mayor Howard post

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 15h

I’m going Robert Crumb mode: listening to 1930s jazz and admiring women with big asses

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 7h

Good morning, starshine

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

minor quibble but i don't like when people call her "ice barbie" -- while i know it's because she plays dress up but it's (a) unnecessarily gendered and (b) barbie is pretty and has curves and nice skin

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 1d

“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.