Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance, Fresca | he/him/howard | cool dude in a loose mood
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Oi, it’s me, Jason Statham. Happy Cranksgivin’ t’ you and yer mates
Yesterday was a challenge but it was met and overcome
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Yesterday was a challenge but it was met and overcome
Right on, holiday bonus got fucked up (thanks Glenn) so if anybody’s holiday bonus didn’t get fucked up and they wanna help the mayor this week, I certainly won’t argue
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November 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Right on, holiday bonus got fucked up (thanks Glenn) so if anybody’s holiday bonus didn’t get fucked up and they wanna help the mayor this week, I certainly won’t argue
Me and Hollow should make kawaii stickers of ourselves, I’m all energetic and he’s the stoic male lead
@mediumhollow.bsky.social do you know how to make lapel pins or other stuff
@mediumhollow.bsky.social do you know how to make lapel pins or other stuff
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Me and Hollow should make kawaii stickers of ourselves, I’m all energetic and he’s the stoic male lead
@mediumhollow.bsky.social do you know how to make lapel pins or other stuff
@mediumhollow.bsky.social do you know how to make lapel pins or other stuff
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please do not let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
please do not let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table
I love when @mediumhollow.bsky.social likes my wrestling posts because I know for a fact he has no idea what I’m talking about but he supports my right to say it
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I love when @mediumhollow.bsky.social likes my wrestling posts because I know for a fact he has no idea what I’m talking about but he supports my right to say it
Sometimes I wonder what the point of calling NXT “developmental” is because 90 percent of what they learn and do is smashed outta them the moment they get called up anyway
Like sure Trick was green but he’s gonna learn “main show” style anyway, now he’s just gonna do it with no heat left
Like sure Trick was green but he’s gonna learn “main show” style anyway, now he’s just gonna do it with no heat left
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sometimes I wonder what the point of calling NXT “developmental” is because 90 percent of what they learn and do is smashed outta them the moment they get called up anyway
Like sure Trick was green but he’s gonna learn “main show” style anyway, now he’s just gonna do it with no heat left
Like sure Trick was green but he’s gonna learn “main show” style anyway, now he’s just gonna do it with no heat left
It’s good that news orgs are doing more follow up questions with Trump and making him look like even more of a bozo, shame they didn’t do it in the decade previously but take what you can get
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It’s good that news orgs are doing more follow up questions with Trump and making him look like even more of a bozo, shame they didn’t do it in the decade previously but take what you can get
Oi, it’s me, Jason Statham. Happy Cranksgivin’ t’ you and yer mates
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oi, it’s me, Jason Statham. Happy Cranksgivin’ t’ you and yer mates
JD Vance is a man whose face is always ready for a wave of slow-dawning laughter from the audience, and yet it never comes, nor will it ever
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
JD Vance is a man whose face is always ready for a wave of slow-dawning laughter from the audience, and yet it never comes, nor will it ever
Thinking about remasters again, like sure, I bet the FFVI pixel remaster looks good but it’s so much more impressive to replay the original and recognize just how insane it is that they managed to make all that work on the SNES
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Thinking about remasters again, like sure, I bet the FFVI pixel remaster looks good but it’s so much more impressive to replay the original and recognize just how insane it is that they managed to make all that work on the SNES
Liking movies is great, needing strangers to recognize the “correctness” of your subjectivity is bitchmade
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Liking movies is great, needing strangers to recognize the “correctness” of your subjectivity is bitchmade
Just for the record I didn’t play parasite eve all day, I also cleaned my apartment and shredded Do the Evolution on guitar
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Just for the record I didn’t play parasite eve all day, I also cleaned my apartment and shredded Do the Evolution on guitar
It’d be cool if Obama was like “we’re sending our prayers, also our end of year Spotify picks”
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It’d be cool if Obama was like “we’re sending our prayers, also our end of year Spotify picks”
The fuck is anybody even talking about, I’ve been playing parasite eve instead of working
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The fuck is anybody even talking about, I’ve been playing parasite eve instead of working
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People say “we should run this country like a business” and end up with leaders who say “my portfolio is fine, the fuck are the rest of you mad about?”
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
People say “we should run this country like a business” and end up with leaders who say “my portfolio is fine, the fuck are the rest of you mad about?”
they should have trump play the jackie chan part in the new rush hour
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
they should have trump play the jackie chan part in the new rush hour
Pennywise hates days like today because it's proof we can all float up here too
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pennywise hates days like today because it's proof we can all float up here too
It’s weird how Apple Music has einsturzende neubaten and Scott walker but not the velvet goldmine soundtrack
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It’s weird how Apple Music has einsturzende neubaten and Scott walker but not the velvet goldmine soundtrack
AliExpress now has AI-gen user manuals, which probably explains why the second step about my bundle of patch cords was “preheat the oven to 740 degrees”
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
AliExpress now has AI-gen user manuals, which probably explains why the second step about my bundle of patch cords was “preheat the oven to 740 degrees”
Lotta people don’t know it but Cornell University was named after the Soundgarden guy
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Lotta people don’t know it but Cornell University was named after the Soundgarden guy
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for first time in five centuries, the USA must reject violence as its primary mode of living
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
for first time in five centuries, the USA must reject violence as its primary mode of living
I am near certain there was some generous paraphrasing here
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am near certain there was some generous paraphrasing here
“Because I suck pretty bad and so does the booking, ngl”
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“Because I suck pretty bad and so does the booking, ngl”
Christian Pearl Jam cover bands be like “this next one is called Do the Intelligent Design”
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Christian Pearl Jam cover bands be like “this next one is called Do the Intelligent Design”