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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖
@jesikalashnikov.bsky.social
A 40+ kinky leatherworker, painter, and former massage therapist from West Philly
(she/they)
FILL. ME. WITH. YOUR. CUM.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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We have a way of dealing with TPUSA bullshit claims, and it comes right after “including or not including gang violence?”
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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one of the things about transphobia that grinds you down on a daily basis is not the active stuff that happens to you, but the knowledge that you're almost destined to lose whatever social conflict you might have with a cis person
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I've got a flannel to wash my face,
when it gets mucky I feel disgraced.
Do you like Horlicks, do you like chips?
Well I've got a hundred pairs of lips.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Snooshi's male pregnancy saga continues. Since he's so in touch with his feminine side, maybe I should rename him to Snow-She 😂

#SnowshiSunday
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Bondage-Robot.com is back after a long hiatus! 🥳
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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hearing a rant about a progressive furry politician from a republican is bound to dodge actually addressing Elyon's platform so this is his platform btw
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I’ll put it this way: I have significantly more optimism that we can beat this particular set of fascists than I do that Dems will do what is necessary not to hand the country right back over to the next batch four year later
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
When you can't ruin NNN for him because you're so busy moving
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Maybe it is the abuses that create division, not report of the abuse, not consequence for the abuse.

Maybe it is bullying that causes division, not fighting the bully on behalf of the bullied.

Maybe it is lies that cause division, not the telling of truths.

Maybe we need to change the frame.
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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manosphere guys: dating women is gay. having consensual sex is gay. washing your asshole is gay. respect is gay. not doing war crimes is gay. masturbating is gay

7-figure salary political advisors: this represents an authentic & important demographic perspective that we must appeal to at any cost
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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I gotta go but listen. The thing that you need to understand is that it totally rules to suck a girl’s dick. Okay? People will insist it doesn’t rule but real heads know. Everyone stay safe out there, try to suck a girl’s dick if that’s available to you as an option, good for what ails you, peace
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Promising to prosecute these ghouls for war crimes is the bare minimum for any Democrat.
“Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly gave a verbal order to leave no survivors behind…”

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is what being plural is like
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Big year if you're a guy who doesn't think teenagers should be allowed to transition because they're too young to know what they're doing but also thinks he should be allowed to fuck them
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Everyone is sort of aware that, while leftists are less likely to carry guns, those who do are much more likely than fascists to know how to use them, in the same way that leftists are more competent, hardworking, and experienced than fash at pretty much everything else
I strongly believe the only reason drag story hours were not riddled with bullets is because counter protestors (leftists) showed up strapped in response to anti trans folks showing up with AR-15s
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Send help
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I think the thing that's helped boost my self-confidence the most was believing with my whole heart that I am cool and great and if anyone doesn't want to interact with me, sucks for them. They're missing out. Sucks to suck. I had to "lie" to myself for so long, and still do a bit. But we got there!
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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NYC’s density really working against ICE today, much easier for a ton of people to swarm and shut them down once they realized what was going on

great fucking work everyone
Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.

A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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fleeing your home state all by yourself, beautiful?
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Of all the sci fi stories about artificial intelligence I can't think of a single one that proposed an actually very stupid computer flattering and sycophanting human users into completely losing their sense of reality.

The AI apocalypse, in fiction, involves AIs that are actually intelligent.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM