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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 7h

Tell me you wouldn't want to get fucked in the ass to this

Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 7h

Anyone who is genuinely more worried about basic crime than the government at this point is just living on a different planet

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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 8h

Suffer
This simple, nagging wound
This childish riddle
This dumb cartoon

An absolutely beautiful trans woman with her boobs out

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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 17h

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 1d

When Mike Johnson or another national leader repeatedly claims they haven’t seen relevant things in the news, an appropriate reporter reaction would be “Holy cow, how do you not know?!? How can you do your job without knowing what’s happening? What are you doing to fix your ‘not knowing’ problem?”

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 1d

I don't understand why U.S. reporters so regularly seem to let politicians get away with 'I haven't seen that' about stuff a) they obviously know and b) is directly relevant to their job. Did they sign some kind of agreement never to ask a follow-up question?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

If Pedro Pascal played Gomez Addams they'd have to replace all the seats in the theater

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.

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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 18h

Congratulations! 🥳

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ashley scarebanks 💀🕯️ @ziibiing.com · 1d

lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day

AJ West • 1h
Find your own holiday instead of stealing. Today is Columbus Day as designated by the federal government
Reply
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 19h

30 years in the future I won't be able to sit on a toilet naked without having a panic attack but I'm very sorry I woke you up today

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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.bsky.social · 1d

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 1d

I used to think people just didn’t understand what Columbus did but now I think some are really attached to him (as opposed to other worthy italians to celebrate) because their whole thing is not only getting away with doing horrible things but forcing everyone to praise them for being horrible

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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 1d

Daily affirmation: There's nothing wrong with disturbing your sleeping cat if he has a habit of falling asleep on the remote. He could sleep literally anywhere else on the bed but he has made his choice and he must live with his decisions.

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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 1d

The three of us in our polycule family looking cute af

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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/yiQ7S38nKog

I can't stop listening to it

Ana Tijoux - 1977 (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Nacional Records

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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 1d

Nací un día de junio, del año 77
Planeta mercurio, y el año de la serpiente
Sin o patente, tatuado y en mi frente
Que en el vientre de mi madre, marcaba el paso siguiente
Nacer, llorar, sin anestesia en la camilla

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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 1d

Parents will be like "You're so inconsiderate" and then give you complex PTSD

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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 1d

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 2d

it's hard to accept that we're doing the best we can and everything still sucks

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FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck Keira Knightly

OG_McDuck @ogmcduck.bsky.social · 2d

Keira Knightly: "I was unaware that I was working for a psychopathic monster."

Also Keira Knightly: "Now that I'm aware, I don't care."

How very Melania Trump of her.

Keira Knightley says she was unaware of J.K. Rowling boycott before joining Harry Potter audiobook

www.avclub.com

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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 3d

Hey, what was happening in Germany in the 1930s? I forget.

James Woods
@RealJamesWoods
For those who actually respect history, the origin story of Antifa is well documented. Antifa is an organization that emerged with the “German Communist Antifaschistische Aktion” movement in the 1930’s.
German Communists smeared anyone to their right as "fascists,” a common ploy used by the ignorant hysterical activists of the Democrat Party today. Like today’s leftist loonies, the German Antifa of the Weimar years even labeled the leftwing SDP as "social fascists." Today’s Antifa are a paramilitary mob used by the usual suspects to foment fake “mass protests” and burn down cities. The same puppet masters of the Democrat activist judges ruining America today also fund these “useful idiots” of Antifa to impede the mandate given to the current President in his landslide last election victory.

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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · Aug 16

US "democracy" is where you get to argue about who operates the orphan grinder but you don't get to argue about whether such a thing should continue to exist

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 2d

I truly believe a big reason why Democrats are failing to appropriately respond to the moment is a pathological refusal to admit that there were aspects of the American status quo pre trump that were extremely fucked up and unjust

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Will BOO-rows 🖖🍞🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 2d

Reading Kurt Vonnegut was one of the better decisions I made when I was seventeen

Photo of a page in Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut. My thumb is visible on the left. It says:

The founders were aristocrats, and they wished to show off their useless education, which consisted of the study of hocus-pocus from ancient times. They were bum poets as well.

But some of the nonsense was evil, since it concealed great crimes. For example, teachers of children in the
United States of America wrote this date on blackboards again and again, and asked the children to memorize it
with pride and joy:

1492

The teachers told the children that this was when their continent was discovered by human beings. Actually, millions of human beings were already living full and imaginative lives on the continent in 1492. That was simply the
year in which sea pirates began to cheat and rob and kill them.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

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