Rory Unemplory
@zealousagain.bsky.social
The doom that came to Bluesky. Transitioning in my 30s. Non-practicing Jew. Vaguely defined Leftist. She / Her.
I will not ask you for money; do not accept scammers
I will not ask you for money; do not accept scammers
It’s tough being bi and knowing that you can objectify nearly anyone.
February 1, 2026 at 6:13 AM
It’s tough being bi and knowing that you can objectify nearly anyone.
I hate when hot people are crazy. Don’t make me have to weigh the pros and cons of hitting on you.
February 1, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I hate when hot people are crazy. Don’t make me have to weigh the pros and cons of hitting on you.
Just swiped right on a guy who was wearing an Integrity shirt in one photo and a “Protect Trans Kids” shirt in another. He better swipe back.
February 1, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Just swiped right on a guy who was wearing an Integrity shirt in one photo and a “Protect Trans Kids” shirt in another. He better swipe back.
I should start making fat fetish content. That can be my new job.
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I should start making fat fetish content. That can be my new job.
SWALLOW BROKEN GLASS
TAKE A QUAALUDE NOW
TAKE A QUAALUDE NOW
February 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
SWALLOW BROKEN GLASS
TAKE A QUAALUDE NOW
TAKE A QUAALUDE NOW
The worst part is that we now know all of this shit from the files, and we also know that NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. They know they can release these incriminating documents and not face any consequences.
February 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
The worst part is that we now know all of this shit from the files, and we also know that NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. They know they can release these incriminating documents and not face any consequences.
I’m probably going to pay for a new music streaming service, which sucks because I just wanna own every record.
February 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I’m probably going to pay for a new music streaming service, which sucks because I just wanna own every record.
I told the ether that I had a friend in high school come out to me as a lesbian because I seemed like an open-minded and understanding person, yeah?
Last time I looked this friend up, she posted some grindset bullshit and I didn’t try to contact her.
Last time I looked this friend up, she posted some grindset bullshit and I didn’t try to contact her.
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I told the ether that I had a friend in high school come out to me as a lesbian because I seemed like an open-minded and understanding person, yeah?
Last time I looked this friend up, she posted some grindset bullshit and I didn’t try to contact her.
Last time I looked this friend up, she posted some grindset bullshit and I didn’t try to contact her.
Egg me also repeatedly considered that I might be gay because I felt a strong affinity for queer culture and kinship with queer people. Ultimately I kept dismissing it because I was more interested in women. Turns out I *was* queer, just not a gay man.
Remembering egg me repeatedly wondered if I was depressed because maybe I had low testosterone. In retrospect, really glad I didn’t follow that line of thought.
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Egg me also repeatedly considered that I might be gay because I felt a strong affinity for queer culture and kinship with queer people. Ultimately I kept dismissing it because I was more interested in women. Turns out I *was* queer, just not a gay man.
Remembering egg me repeatedly wondered if I was depressed because maybe I had low testosterone. In retrospect, really glad I didn’t follow that line of thought.
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Remembering egg me repeatedly wondered if I was depressed because maybe I had low testosterone. In retrospect, really glad I didn’t follow that line of thought.
Got to explain hanky code to a respectable gay tonight, so I did okay.
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Got to explain hanky code to a respectable gay tonight, so I did okay.
Oh cool, I lose my Starbucks perk Spotify tomorrow. Is there a least-evil streaming service?
January 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Oh cool, I lose my Starbucks perk Spotify tomorrow. Is there a least-evil streaming service?
I hate when queers invite me to play board games. I don’t like board games! Invite me over to get drunk and complain.
January 31, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I hate when queers invite me to play board games. I don’t like board games! Invite me over to get drunk and complain.
Deleted something that turned out to be misinfo. I only want to share real bullshit, not just rage bait. It’s funnier that way.
January 31, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Deleted something that turned out to be misinfo. I only want to share real bullshit, not just rage bait. It’s funnier that way.
“Leaving the dick for you to enjoy in a feminine setting.”
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 PM
“Leaving the dick for you to enjoy in a feminine setting.”
I hope that 20 years on I can still have my vag / taint / brown area pwn someone every night.
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I hope that 20 years on I can still have my vag / taint / brown area pwn someone every night.
I wish I had my childhood CD collection here. I need to listen to a bunch of war metal bands that might be problematic. I want to listen to the 9-song discography of a mid-90s emo band.
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I wish I had my childhood CD collection here. I need to listen to a bunch of war metal bands that might be problematic. I want to listen to the 9-song discography of a mid-90s emo band.
Heyyyy I don’t have to worry about getting up for work tomorrow!
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Heyyyy I don’t have to worry about getting up for work tomorrow!
Down, down to Goblin Town!
The art (and the voice acting) for The Hobbit (1977) is fantastic.
Rankin & Bass' crowning achievement.
#FilmSky
John Huston – Gandalf
Orson Bean – Bilbo Baggins
Richard Boone – Smaug
Hans Conried – Thorin Oakenshield
Rankin & Bass' crowning achievement.
#FilmSky
John Huston – Gandalf
Orson Bean – Bilbo Baggins
Richard Boone – Smaug
Hans Conried – Thorin Oakenshield
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Down, down to Goblin Town!
“Do you mind if I put on some music to set the mood?”
Darude - Sandstorm
YouTube video by Darude
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
“Do you mind if I put on some music to set the mood?”
“What college classes have you taken?”
Ooh, we’re in fuckin Fancytown, huh?
Ooh, we’re in fuckin Fancytown, huh?
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
“What college classes have you taken?”
Ooh, we’re in fuckin Fancytown, huh?
Ooh, we’re in fuckin Fancytown, huh?
I’m Nachos BelGrande, CBS News.
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I’m Nachos BelGrande, CBS News.
Can’t believe I got fired for being the world’s cutest chubby tranny.
January 31, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Can’t believe I got fired for being the world’s cutest chubby tranny.
Binge-eatin’ good in the neighborhood (I think this is self-harm?)
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Binge-eatin’ good in the neighborhood (I think this is self-harm?)
Young Michael McKean was really hot.
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Young Michael McKean was really hot.