Rory Unemplory
@zealousagain.bsky.social
The doom that came to Bluesky. Transitioning in my 30s. Non-practicing Jew. Vaguely defined Leftist. She / Her.
I will not ask you for money; do not accept scammers
I will not ask you for money; do not accept scammers
My official HDG opinion is: if you’re gonna make a detailed sci-fi world and categorically don’t allow me to explore the horrific aspects of the premise then you don’t need to create a detailed sci-fi setting with internal consistency.
But if aliens wanna mommy me that’s okay.
But if aliens wanna mommy me that’s okay.
Aliens Vs. Affini
Whoever Wins, We Lose
Whoever Wins, We Lose
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 AM
My official HDG opinion is: if you’re gonna make a detailed sci-fi world and categorically don’t allow me to explore the horrific aspects of the premise then you don’t need to create a detailed sci-fi setting with internal consistency.
But if aliens wanna mommy me that’s okay.
But if aliens wanna mommy me that’s okay.
Aliens Vs. Affini
Whoever Wins, We Lose
Whoever Wins, We Lose
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Aliens Vs. Affini
Whoever Wins, We Lose
Whoever Wins, We Lose
The only acceptable reason for someone having a shoes-off house and enforcing that with guests is, “I have a foot fetish and I want to see your fucking feet while you’re visiting.” I can respect that.
Abolish shoes indoors
February 5, 2026 at 6:40 AM
The only acceptable reason for someone having a shoes-off house and enforcing that with guests is, “I have a foot fetish and I want to see your fucking feet while you’re visiting.” I can respect that.
Really cool at 3.5 years HRT, 8mos post-FFS, and 2mos post-BA I actually feel pretty good about most of my body. It’s really just my hairline and my dick, and I can probably get one of those solved. That’s… fucking crazy. I never thought I’d get here.
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Really cool at 3.5 years HRT, 8mos post-FFS, and 2mos post-BA I actually feel pretty good about most of my body. It’s really just my hairline and my dick, and I can probably get one of those solved. That’s… fucking crazy. I never thought I’d get here.
Lil’ 21-year-old dyke at the bar asked “are y’all dating each other?” Told her “we’re not all dating, but we are all sleeping with each other.”
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Lil’ 21-year-old dyke at the bar asked “are y’all dating each other?” Told her “we’re not all dating, but we are all sleeping with each other.”
Trying to explain to normies who @angelic.style is: “she’s Krystal Swords.”
“Who’s that?”
“She’s… Krystal Swords.”
“Who’s that?”
“She’s… Krystal Swords.”
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Trying to explain to normies who @angelic.style is: “she’s Krystal Swords.”
“Who’s that?”
“She’s… Krystal Swords.”
“Who’s that?”
“She’s… Krystal Swords.”
Oh no I listened to Avail and now I’m mentally 19 again and it feels horrible.
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Oh no I listened to Avail and now I’m mentally 19 again and it feels horrible.
“Welcome to Make Some Noise, the game so good we spun it off ‘unchanged.’”
dudes love to be the dude in glasses who comes out on stage to say stuff before a show starts
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
“Welcome to Make Some Noise, the game so good we spun it off ‘unchanged.’”
So it’s like a pride flag but for being a psychotic masturbator?
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
So it’s like a pride flag but for being a psychotic masturbator?
Any media property can be combined with forcefem and it’ll turn out pretty okay.
the prisoner but for forcefem is that anything
February 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Any media property can be combined with forcefem and it’ll turn out pretty okay.
Already got an interview at a local coffee shop, because I guess I’m going to be a barista until I die?
Also Hartford might get a Panda Express, so it’s a good fuckin morning.
Also Hartford might get a Panda Express, so it’s a good fuckin morning.
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Already got an interview at a local coffee shop, because I guess I’m going to be a barista until I die?
Also Hartford might get a Panda Express, so it’s a good fuckin morning.
Also Hartford might get a Panda Express, so it’s a good fuckin morning.
FIGHT WAR, NOT WARS
DESTROY POWER, NOT PEOPLE
DESTROY POWER, NOT PEOPLE
unlike fascist raw milk perverts, anarchist raw milk perverts get their milk straight from the world’s healthiest source (a trans woman’s lactating breasts)
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
FIGHT WAR, NOT WARS
DESTROY POWER, NOT PEOPLE
DESTROY POWER, NOT PEOPLE
Alright I’m gonna be at Basement on 2/20, so people should probably kiss me about it?
February 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Alright I’m gonna be at Basement on 2/20, so people should probably kiss me about it?
I do a lot of dry humping. Could I make that a career?
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I do a lot of dry humping. Could I make that a career?
Reposted by Rory Unemplory
Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
Ugh I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow.
OH WAIT
OH WAIT
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Ugh I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow.
OH WAIT
OH WAIT
Okay so I bought Napalm Death tickets for the Summer, but I kinda wanna see Terror in the Spring. I should not keep spending money while unemployed.
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Okay so I bought Napalm Death tickets for the Summer, but I kinda wanna see Terror in the Spring. I should not keep spending money while unemployed.
Boyfriend got me onto House of the Dragon. I want Emma D’Arcy to choke me.
February 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Boyfriend got me onto House of the Dragon. I want Emma D’Arcy to choke me.
Do I wish I had a college degree or specialized skill set of some kind? I mean maybe. But really I just wish I had an easy job where I didn’t have to try.
February 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Do I wish I had a college degree or specialized skill set of some kind? I mean maybe. But really I just wish I had an easy job where I didn’t have to try.
Worst part about applying for jobs is I can’t tell which listings are scams and which listings are just stuff I’ll hate.
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Worst part about applying for jobs is I can’t tell which listings are scams and which listings are just stuff I’ll hate.
Having not really looked for a new job in 6 years, uiiiiighjgugifjfchf
February 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Having not really looked for a new job in 6 years, uiiiiighjgugifjfchf
Neil Gaiman: “Sure, I assaulted the nanny, but at least I’m not in the Epstein Files!”
Gaiman launching his redemption campaign; be warned.
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Neil Gaiman: “Sure, I assaulted the nanny, but at least I’m not in the Epstein Files!”
As a (former as of Thursday) barista, yes.
you should be able to make at least seventy thousand dollars a year as a barista
February 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
As a (former as of Thursday) barista, yes.
Someone’s already posted “iiiiiiiit’s Girlhog Daaaaay!” right?
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Someone’s already posted “iiiiiiiit’s Girlhog Daaaaay!” right?
What’s also pretty funny is before I lost my job and therefore health insurance, I was gonna ask for a bottom surgery referral at my next level check, which was supposed to be in 2 weeks.
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
What’s also pretty funny is before I lost my job and therefore health insurance, I was gonna ask for a bottom surgery referral at my next level check, which was supposed to be in 2 weeks.