Rory Unemplory
@zealousagain.bsky.social
The doom that came to Bluesky. Transitioning in my 30s. Non-practicing Jew. Vaguely defined Leftist. She / Her.
I will not ask you for money; do not accept scammers
I will not ask you for money; do not accept scammers
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Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
Ugh I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow.
OH WAIT
OH WAIT
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Ugh I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow.
OH WAIT
OH WAIT
Okay so I bought Napalm Death tickets for the Summer, but I kinda wanna see Terror in the Spring. I should not keep spending money while unemployed.
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Okay so I bought Napalm Death tickets for the Summer, but I kinda wanna see Terror in the Spring. I should not keep spending money while unemployed.
Boyfriend got me onto House of the Dragon. I want Emma D’Arcy to choke me.
February 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Boyfriend got me onto House of the Dragon. I want Emma D’Arcy to choke me.
Do I wish I had a college degree or specialized skill set of some kind? I mean maybe. But really I just wish I had an easy job where I didn’t have to try.
February 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Do I wish I had a college degree or specialized skill set of some kind? I mean maybe. But really I just wish I had an easy job where I didn’t have to try.
Worst part about applying for jobs is I can’t tell which listings are scams and which listings are just stuff I’ll hate.
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Worst part about applying for jobs is I can’t tell which listings are scams and which listings are just stuff I’ll hate.
Having not really looked for a new job in 6 years, uiiiiighjgugifjfchf
February 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Having not really looked for a new job in 6 years, uiiiiighjgugifjfchf
Neil Gaiman: “Sure, I assaulted the nanny, but at least I’m not in the Epstein Files!”
Gaiman launching his redemption campaign; be warned.
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Neil Gaiman: “Sure, I assaulted the nanny, but at least I’m not in the Epstein Files!”
As a (former as of Thursday) barista, yes.
you should be able to make at least seventy thousand dollars a year as a barista
February 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
As a (former as of Thursday) barista, yes.
Someone’s already posted “iiiiiiiit’s Girlhog Daaaaay!” right?
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Someone’s already posted “iiiiiiiit’s Girlhog Daaaaay!” right?
What’s also pretty funny is before I lost my job and therefore health insurance, I was gonna ask for a bottom surgery referral at my next level check, which was supposed to be in 2 weeks.
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
What’s also pretty funny is before I lost my job and therefore health insurance, I was gonna ask for a bottom surgery referral at my next level check, which was supposed to be in 2 weeks.
Enjoying the penis in a feminine setting.
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Enjoying the penis in a feminine setting.
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I work in healthcare, and I cannot begin to tell you how much I hate the healthcare insurance industry. I’m pretty sure I could power a medium-sized city solely on the white-hot intensity of my fury.
“Abolish all privately-funded insurance and try their CEOs for mass murder” is the moderate option.
“Abolish all privately-funded insurance and try their CEOs for mass murder” is the moderate option.
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I work in healthcare, and I cannot begin to tell you how much I hate the healthcare insurance industry. I’m pretty sure I could power a medium-sized city solely on the white-hot intensity of my fury.
“Abolish all privately-funded insurance and try their CEOs for mass murder” is the moderate option.
“Abolish all privately-funded insurance and try their CEOs for mass murder” is the moderate option.
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Classic TTRPG “Girlfriend: The Kissening.”
February 2, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Classic TTRPG “Girlfriend: The Kissening.”
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the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
Any other millennials remember that episode of MTV’s Next where the girl tried to get out of the date by pissing herself on camera? Anyway, it didn’t affect me in anyway.
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Any other millennials remember that episode of MTV’s Next where the girl tried to get out of the date by pissing herself on camera? Anyway, it didn’t affect me in anyway.
Came from having my friend slap my dick and balls, which is crazy because if my therapy history means anything I don’t get a lot out of CBT.
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Came from having my friend slap my dick and balls, which is crazy because if my therapy history means anything I don’t get a lot out of CBT.
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When you're a kid you think the best part of being an adult will be eating ice cream for dinner whenever you want and when you're an adult you realize the best part of being an adult is eating ice cream for dinner whenever you want
February 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
When you're a kid you think the best part of being an adult will be eating ice cream for dinner whenever you want and when you're an adult you realize the best part of being an adult is eating ice cream for dinner whenever you want
Listened to it, it sucks. That first album was such a good power pop record, and everything they did after is generic pop music.
Remember how the first Charly Bliss album was fucking amazing, and then the second one sucked? How was the third album?
February 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Listened to it, it sucks. That first album was such a good power pop record, and everything they did after is generic pop music.
It’s tough being bi and knowing that you can objectify nearly anyone.
February 1, 2026 at 6:13 AM
It’s tough being bi and knowing that you can objectify nearly anyone.
I hate when hot people are crazy. Don’t make me have to weigh the pros and cons of hitting on you.
February 1, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I hate when hot people are crazy. Don’t make me have to weigh the pros and cons of hitting on you.
Just swiped right on a guy who was wearing an Integrity shirt in one photo and a “Protect Trans Kids” shirt in another. He better swipe back.
February 1, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Just swiped right on a guy who was wearing an Integrity shirt in one photo and a “Protect Trans Kids” shirt in another. He better swipe back.
I should start making fat fetish content. That can be my new job.
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I should start making fat fetish content. That can be my new job.