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hi, I’m Zoë, and I’m a fucking delight
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In addition to the horrors, the next few years are also just going to be so… dumb, aren’t they?
November 6, 2024 at 11:19 PM
In addition to the horrors, the next few years are also just going to be so… dumb, aren’t they?
the sky used to look like that, lasers and everything, but it got damaged by heavy snowfall one halloween, and they never bothered to repair it
Compilation album released in 1982 by KQRS 92. “Minnesota’s Best Rock Presents the Best of the Twin Cities Beat.”
Image from Twin Cities Music Highlights.
Image from Twin Cities Music Highlights.
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
the sky used to look like that, lasers and everything, but it got damaged by heavy snowfall one halloween, and they never bothered to repair it
hey ford shareholders? I can be trusted with your company, I swear
Small, hybrid truck (like 90s ranger size) in the most basic spec possible for fleet/business use.
E-bike division
The other things that would make money are too depressing to utter, and the things I really want (2 door bronco sport, cute city car) would never sell in the US
E-bike division
The other things that would make money are too depressing to utter, and the things I really want (2 door bronco sport, cute city car) would never sell in the US
If You Were Ford CEO For One Day, What Would You Do?
December 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
hey ford shareholders? I can be trusted with your company, I swear
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MPR News is reporting the death of President Donald Trump. *song fades back in*
MPR News is reporting the death of President Donald Trump. *song fades back in*
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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MPR News is reporting the death of President Donald Trump. *song fades back in*
MPR News is reporting the death of President Donald Trump. *song fades back in*
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I need a distraction.
I think he makes it to valentine’s day, super iffy on july 4, where are y’all at?
I think he makes it to valentine’s day, super iffy on july 4, where are y’all at?
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I need a distraction.
I think he makes it to valentine’s day, super iffy on july 4, where are y’all at?
I think he makes it to valentine’s day, super iffy on july 4, where are y’all at?
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I bet this feels good as hell
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I bet this feels good as hell
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Just innocent men!
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just innocent men!
me when it happens
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
me when it happens
*Chunkadelic by Nur-D fades out*
MPR News is reporting the death of President Donald Trump. *song fades back in*
MPR News is reporting the death of President Donald Trump. *song fades back in*
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
*Chunkadelic by Nur-D fades out*
MPR News is reporting the death of President Donald Trump. *song fades back in*
MPR News is reporting the death of President Donald Trump. *song fades back in*
I could really go for a few fancy donuts
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I could really go for a few fancy donuts
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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I can't prove HR Geiger was inspired by this photo from the 1920s of an oral x-ray machine, but I think we can all accept it as true
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I can't prove HR Geiger was inspired by this photo from the 1920s of an oral x-ray machine, but I think we can all accept it as true
episode two of this series had footage of the washburn mills (as the source of cheaper flour imported to Britain) and bonnie and I both cheered
watching a documentary where the narrator said that the average british farmer in the 1830s would eat over 5,000 calories of bread a day.
Honestly, that would almost make the rest of being an early victorian farmer worth it
Honestly, that would almost make the rest of being an early victorian farmer worth it
December 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
episode two of this series had footage of the washburn mills (as the source of cheaper flour imported to Britain) and bonnie and I both cheered
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felt cute, might see who’s on the naughty list later
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
felt cute, might see who’s on the naughty list later
if I won a lot of money, I’d assemble all the gifts that comprise the twelve days of christmas, and anonymously send it one of my enemies
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
if I won a lot of money, I’d assemble all the gifts that comprise the twelve days of christmas, and anonymously send it one of my enemies
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Adrian Chiles remains the only take-haver who hasn’t devolved into reactionary contrarianism, and that’s because he’s a deeply weird little man (benevolent) and that is an endless wellspring for whatever this is.
December 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Adrian Chiles remains the only take-haver who hasn’t devolved into reactionary contrarianism, and that’s because he’s a deeply weird little man (benevolent) and that is an endless wellspring for whatever this is.
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Steve isn’t here anymore, but he always posted this picture on Hanukkah so I thought we could carry on his tradition and remember him.
Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Steve isn’t here anymore, but he always posted this picture on Hanukkah so I thought we could carry on his tradition and remember him.
felt cute, might see who’s on the naughty list later
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
felt cute, might see who’s on the naughty list later
angels we have heard are high
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
angels we have heard are high
The love of power went to Pepsi's heads when they had when they were the world's sixth-biggest navy
1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The love of power went to Pepsi's heads when they had when they were the world's sixth-biggest navy
Just innocent men!
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just innocent men!
I can't prove HR Geiger was inspired by this photo from the 1920s of an oral x-ray machine, but I think we can all accept it as true
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I can't prove HR Geiger was inspired by this photo from the 1920s of an oral x-ray machine, but I think we can all accept it as true
I bet this feels good as hell
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I bet this feels good as hell
sure, let’s let a bunch of power-tripping men have a gander at the document that has my home address on it.
In order to "protect women" Texas made it so that women have to go through armed guards with an ID check. They literally created a potty police.
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
sure, let’s let a bunch of power-tripping men have a gander at the document that has my home address on it.