Lex Vaughn
@lex.vaughn.theneedling.com
Founder & Editor of @theneedling.com, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter.
A lil more about me: https://bit.ly/4ey9Dza
A lil more about me: https://bit.ly/4ey9Dza
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The calf apparently got hooked on eating his food in yacht shapes after his mother did it once just to get him in the habit of eating his rich.
Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The calf apparently got hooked on eating his food in yacht shapes after his mother did it once just to get him in the habit of eating his rich.
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Three times this week I have overheard conversations about how disgusting Capitol Hill Station is right now.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Three times this week I have overheard conversations about how disgusting Capitol Hill Station is right now.
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Today I’m visiting three museums in Downtown LA that are along the Regional Connector light rail.
Part of the joyful urban experience is hopping the Metro within a downtown for tourism or recreation
Part of the joyful urban experience is hopping the Metro within a downtown for tourism or recreation
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Today I’m visiting three museums in Downtown LA that are along the Regional Connector light rail.
Part of the joyful urban experience is hopping the Metro within a downtown for tourism or recreation
Part of the joyful urban experience is hopping the Metro within a downtown for tourism or recreation
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Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains https://theonion.com/nation-tires-of-deals-bargains/
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains https://theonion.com/nation-tires-of-deals-bargains/
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Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank
Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank
HAMILTON, ON - Local residents this morning report driving past an excitingly long lineup and assuming it was for a blowout Black Friday sale, before realizing that it was just a regular queue for a b...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank
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Remember when Black Friday meant people lining up outside of Walmarts to rush in as a mob and try to grab shit they didn’t need while elbowing other people in the face?
I don’t miss those days.
I don’t miss those days.
a group of people are standing in a store with a sign that says " superstore " on it
ALT: a group of people are standing in a store with a sign that says " superstore " on it
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Remember when Black Friday meant people lining up outside of Walmarts to rush in as a mob and try to grab shit they didn’t need while elbowing other people in the face?
I don’t miss those days.
I don’t miss those days.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRIGHT THING IN THE SKY I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRIGHT THING IN THE SKY I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT
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This is art.
“Like the polar ice caps, we have witnessed Your Mom shrinking from outer space,” Dr. Sykes said. “Unfortunately, there were some downsides, too: Several grocery stores went out of business, and next year’s congressional maps are in flux now that Your Mom fits in a single zip code.”
Novo Nordisk Unveils New, Stronger Ozempic for Your Mom: tinyurl.com/bddhnv5p
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is art.
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Someone please send this to the board so it gets read into the record at the next meeting
Capitol Hill Station Finally Opens Public Bathroom: tinyurl.com/yafp4aej
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Someone please send this to the board so it gets read into the record at the next meeting
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the next time the Needling misses will will be the first
Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
the next time the Needling misses will will be the first
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*ready with a cookie cutter*
Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
*ready with a cookie cutter*
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Lol.
“We acknowledge today that we are inside the unceded one-bedroom rental of tenants who previously leased this unit until they were evicted when they couldn’t afford the skyrocketing rent.”
Central District Friendsgiving Begins with Lease Acknowledgment of Previous Tenants: tinyurl.com/bbahuzn6
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Lol.
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I'm thankful for @theneedling.com . 😂
Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'm thankful for @theneedling.com . 😂
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Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
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“Some people here have gotten mad at me for calling it that because apparently it already had a name—Big Ben or something if I’m pronouncing that correct—but that’s just what the natives who have lived here for thousands of years call it."
Man Exploring London Names Clocktower ‘Tahoma’ After Mountain 5,000 Miles Away at Home: tinyurl.com/ms62y9kx
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“Some people here have gotten mad at me for calling it that because apparently it already had a name—Big Ben or something if I’m pronouncing that correct—but that’s just what the natives who have lived here for thousands of years call it."
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“We acknowledge today that we are inside the unceded one-bedroom rental of tenants who previously leased this unit until they were evicted when they couldn’t afford the skyrocketing rent.”
Central District Friendsgiving Begins with Lease Acknowledgment of Previous Tenants: tinyurl.com/bbahuzn6
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“We acknowledge today that we are inside the unceded one-bedroom rental of tenants who previously leased this unit until they were evicted when they couldn’t afford the skyrocketing rent.”
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There's no way hospitals with burn wards can go out of business with posts like this.
“Like the polar ice caps, we have witnessed Your Mom shrinking from outer space,” Dr. Sykes said. “Unfortunately, there were some downsides, too: Several grocery stores went out of business, and next year’s congressional maps are in flux now that Your Mom fits in a single zip code.”
Novo Nordisk Unveils New, Stronger Ozempic for Your Mom: tinyurl.com/bddhnv5p
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
There's no way hospitals with burn wards can go out of business with posts like this.
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“Well, look who got some rosemary butter dermal filler,” whispered Aunt Christine, side-eyeing the turkey. “Looks like someone plumped Jenny-O up with some saline injections too. If you ask me, she’s also spending too much time inside the tanning bed – looks completely baked."
Juicy Thanksgiving Turkey Obviously Got Saline Injections, Dermal Fillers: tinyurl.com/d9ktyxwz
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“Well, look who got some rosemary butter dermal filler,” whispered Aunt Christine, side-eyeing the turkey. “Looks like someone plumped Jenny-O up with some saline injections too. If you ask me, she’s also spending too much time inside the tanning bed – looks completely baked."
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There's something #fishy about this #turducken.
Seattle Aquarium Holds Thanksgiving ‘Orc-Porp-Phin’ Feast for Wealthy Donors: tinyurl.com/yhk2c34p
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
There's something #fishy about this #turducken.
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Unlike Disneyland, your embarrassing death here will not be played endlessly on the evening news.
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Unlike Disneyland, your embarrassing death here will not be played endlessly on the evening news.
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“Like the polar ice caps, we have witnessed Your Mom shrinking from outer space,” Dr. Sykes said. “Unfortunately, there were some downsides, too: Several grocery stores went out of business, and next year’s congressional maps are in flux now that Your Mom fits in a single zip code.”
Novo Nordisk Unveils New, Stronger Ozempic for Your Mom: tinyurl.com/bddhnv5p
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Like the polar ice caps, we have witnessed Your Mom shrinking from outer space,” Dr. Sykes said. “Unfortunately, there were some downsides, too: Several grocery stores went out of business, and next year’s congressional maps are in flux now that Your Mom fits in a single zip code.”
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Juicy Thanksgiving Turkey Obviously Got Saline Injections, Dermal Fillers: tinyurl.com/d9ktyxwz
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Juicy Thanksgiving Turkey Obviously Got Saline Injections, Dermal Fillers: tinyurl.com/d9ktyxwz
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“It started off innocent enough — a few puffin hors d’oeuvres, maybe some otter tartare. Before you knew it, they were demanding more. Sure, it’s ethically murky, but those three endangered mammals stuffed into one another will keep us swimming in sand dollars for another year.”
Seattle Aquarium Holds Thanksgiving ‘Orc-Porp-Phin’ Feast for Wealthy Donors: tinyurl.com/yhk2c34p
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“It started off innocent enough — a few puffin hors d’oeuvres, maybe some otter tartare. Before you knew it, they were demanding more. Sure, it’s ethically murky, but those three endangered mammals stuffed into one another will keep us swimming in sand dollars for another year.”
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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WINSLOW: Why are we doing this again?
BRADFORD: Because great and honorable actions are accompanied by great difficulties. And to burn off extra calories from the pumpkin pie.
WINSLOW: But we've lost 60 percent of our population to malnutrition.
BRADFORD: Oh, stop being a baby.
BRADFORD: Because great and honorable actions are accompanied by great difficulties. And to burn off extra calories from the pumpkin pie.
WINSLOW: But we've lost 60 percent of our population to malnutrition.
BRADFORD: Oh, stop being a baby.
Plymouth Colony, 1621: The First Turkey Trot
“Nearly all of what historians have learned about the first Thanksgiving comes from a single eyewitness report: a letter written in December 1621 ...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
WINSLOW: Why are we doing this again?
BRADFORD: Because great and honorable actions are accompanied by great difficulties. And to burn off extra calories from the pumpkin pie.
WINSLOW: But we've lost 60 percent of our population to malnutrition.
BRADFORD: Oh, stop being a baby.
BRADFORD: Because great and honorable actions are accompanied by great difficulties. And to burn off extra calories from the pumpkin pie.
WINSLOW: But we've lost 60 percent of our population to malnutrition.
BRADFORD: Oh, stop being a baby.