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The Needling @theneedling.com · 3h
Well, first of all ... theneedling.com/2022/08/18/t...
‘That Actually Happened in Unincorporated King County,’ Reports Guy from Enumclaw
Tonight a guy from Enumclaw reported that, for what it’s worth, it actually happened in Unincorporated King County. “It actually happened about five miles north of Enumclaw, not in Enumclaw p…
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 5h
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 4h
Temporarily trading in gators for gimp masks, several ICE agents reportedly infiltrated Portland’s Emergency Naked Bike Ride Protest on Sunday to see if they could finally find the leader of Antifa.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 5h
Masked ICE Agents Infiltrate Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride Protest: tinyurl.com/mryfpa4s
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 5h
You can hardly see anything even if you're looking for it!
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 5h
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 5h
Masked ICE Agents Infiltrate Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride Protest: tinyurl.com/mryfpa4s
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Devin @kasota.bsky.social · 10h
This is solved by charging for parking on a Sunday. This isn't hard.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 3d
Archaeologists Find Leif Erikson Also First Explorer to Discover Parking on Market Street on a Sunday: tinyurl.com/yc6h57ur
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 12h
Fortunately, Jacob and Emily Erikson just take the route 40.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 3d
Archaeologists Find Leif Erikson Also First Explorer to Discover Parking on Market Street on a Sunday: tinyurl.com/yc6h57ur
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JohnG (aka Gronk) @toymaker.bsky.social · 1d
Happy baseballin' to all you baseballers. Sounds like it was a helluva game!
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 2d
This team loves to edge.
Mariners Wear New All-Leather Uniforms to Edge Fans for One Last Day
The Mariners surprised the sold-out crowd at T-Mobile Park today with all-leather home alternate uniforms to better edge their fans’ playoff division series hopes for one last day in one of the lon…
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Bruce O. Schneider @boschneider.bsky.social · 1d
Both hilarious and perfect!
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 2d
This team loves to edge.
Mariners Wear New All-Leather Uniforms to Edge Fans for One Last Day
The Mariners surprised the sold-out crowd at T-Mobile Park today with all-leather home alternate uniforms to better edge their fans’ playoff division series hopes for one last day in one of the lon…
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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 4d
Hey guys! I just wrote up a Needling piece for when the Mariners get eliminated so that they don't get eliminated. You're welcome!
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 2d
This team loves to edge.
Mariners Wear New All-Leather Uniforms to Edge Fans for One Last Day
The Mariners surprised the sold-out crowd at T-Mobile Park today with all-leather home alternate uniforms to better edge their fans’ playoff division series hopes for one last day in one of the lon…
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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 2d
I did my part!
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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 4d
Hey guys! I just wrote up a Needling piece for when the Mariners get eliminated so that they don't get eliminated. You're welcome!
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 2d
This team loves to edge.
Mariners Wear New All-Leather Uniforms to Edge Fans for One Last Day
The Mariners surprised the sold-out crowd at T-Mobile Park today with all-leather home alternate uniforms to better edge their fans’ playoff division series hopes for one last day in one of the lon…
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tommyhanusa.bsky.social @tommyhanusa.bsky.social · 2d
These archeological finds must be why construction is always taking so long (and why nobody will repave Market street).
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 3d
Archaeologists Find Leif Erikson Also First Explorer to Discover Parking on Market Street on a Sunday: tinyurl.com/yc6h57ur
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Earwig Squirmy Squirm @earwig360.bsky.social · 2d
Like prior Leif Erikson accomplishments, the “Discovery” was immensely impressive to the people who were already there.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 3d
Archaeologists Find Leif Erikson Also First Explorer to Discover Parking on Market Street on a Sunday: tinyurl.com/yc6h57ur
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tommyhanusa.bsky.social @tommyhanusa.bsky.social · 2d
I would get in on this sooner rather than later cause I'm pretty sure they are going to deploy some states national guards to do that farm work.

(Personally I'm hoping for Wisconsin, cause we know they got that cheese and apple pie game. Just saying.)
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 4d
5 Fun Places to Go Apple Picking This Weekend Because ICE Scared Off All Their Farmworkers: tinyurl.com/r2rwezfe
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Pedagogy Prodigy @vikinggod.bsky.social · 3d
We celebrate my ancestor’s courage even venturing to Market Steet on a Sunday! The peril Leif faced in taking on Volvos and Subarus is above and beyond.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 3d
Archaeologists Find Leif Erikson Also First Explorer to Discover Parking on Market Street on a Sunday: tinyurl.com/yc6h57ur
Statue of Leif Erikson in Ballard
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Nikolai Raven @nikolai-raven.bsky.social · 2d
My personal preference here is for Applewood. But I REFUSE to give Trumpers free cider, even when I’m throwing it at them!
#WashingtonState #Autumn #ApplePicking
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 4d
5 Fun Places to Go Apple Picking This Weekend Because ICE Scared Off All Their Farmworkers: tinyurl.com/r2rwezfe
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 3d
Archaeologists Find Leif Erikson Also First Explorer to Discover Parking on Market Street on a Sunday: tinyurl.com/yc6h57ur
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 3d
Goose Trail Farms is bursting with ripe apples because this year brought record crops throughout the state at the same time there aren’t enough brave farmworkers left after ICE raids to harvest them. Lucky you!
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 4d
5 Fun Places to Go Apple Picking This Weekend Because ICE Scared Off All Their Farmworkers: tinyurl.com/r2rwezfe
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 3d
Archaeologists Find Leif Erikson Also First Explorer to Discover Parking on Market Street on a Sunday: tinyurl.com/yc6h57ur
Statue of Leif Erikson in Ballard
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 3d
Goose Trail Farms is bursting with ripe apples because this year brought record crops throughout the state at the same time there aren’t enough brave farmworkers left after ICE raids to harvest them. Lucky you!
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 4d
5 Fun Places to Go Apple Picking This Weekend Because ICE Scared Off All Their Farmworkers: tinyurl.com/r2rwezfe
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🏳️‍🌈 Mother Of Exiles 🏳️‍⚧️ @dragynwing.bsky.social · 3d
Never ask me again why my favorite pastime is walking around the Ballard Locks.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 5d
Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y
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Rich Jackman @bldgcommunity.bsky.social · 3d
"Applewood Acres: Last but not least, this orchard in Lynden is amazing because you can pick apples and then immediately hurl them at Trump voters who were told time and again what would happen to people and our economy if he was elected and then did it anyway. Cathartic!"
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 4d
5 Fun Places to Go Apple Picking This Weekend Because ICE Scared Off All Their Farmworkers: tinyurl.com/r2rwezfe
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