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Jacob Sidney
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https://bit.ly/m/CentralCityLinks | Cascadian ex-pat in Alta California, doin' what people do | Baritone/Theatre/Bars/Parenting/Poly |
Progressive Politics/Seattle Sports/Hilarious Hijinks | Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
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Lord I have seen what you do for other baseball fandoms
This is a goddamn travesty
@jacobsidney.com has swears! They've used 102 profanities in their last 1,436 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (21 times)
🥈 "fucking" (12 times)
🥉 "shit" (11 times)
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Famously traffic-infested Los Angeles forces the parents of HALF A MILLION STUDENTS to drive them to school in private vehicles rather than providing universal bus service which would a) REDUCE TRAFFIC and b) return time to parents to work/care/clean/maintain/be productive citizens
One of the major reasons we are here right now is that the white electorate does not reward politicians for making their lives better if that improvement also benefits non-white people.
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Really need to up my fucking numbers @profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Thank you Tom 💔
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
In my soul
being unemployed would actually be so cool if not for the constant fear of imminent doom
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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This is such a cool Durham connection and wonderful full-circle moment. By all accounts, she came to JHS my senior year (don't remember her, but that means nothing because I was not in drama). Shout out to K-12 educators!

deadline.com/2025/11/duff...
Duffer Brothers Share Heartfelt Decision To Cast High School Drama Teacher In ‘Stranger Things’ Season 5
The Duffer Brothers cast their high school drama teacher in 'Stranger Things' Season 5 in a sweet gesture to their artistic beginnings.
deadline.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I have learned today, thanks!
re-enter. it’s called a diaeresis, and it’s used to indicate when a double vowel is split across two syllables, as opposed to one, like “beep”. i wish more people would use them. they make english spelling slightly less terrible
Diaeresis (diacritic) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Yum. Nothing beats a sweet crisp WA apple, unless it's a hot juicy apple pie. Let's give a shout out to "Casimiro" and his co-workers who are harvesting apples in Sunnyside WA. #WeFeedYou
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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your identity in a capitalist society
July 23, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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The cast of Stranger Thinges yn the last seasoun ys as manye yeares olde as the cast of Seinfeld yn the firste seasoun
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times

The Sonics
Mudhoney
The Posies
Pink Martini
The Young Fresh Fellows
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times

Bruce Springsteen
Neil Young
Jackson Browne
Elvis Costello
Billy Bragg
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times

R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Wow. The more you know…
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Even if you consider too early for Christmas Music… this song starts with Thanksgiving!
From my Holiday EP, this song covers each of the Big Three: Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s Eve. Enjoy!
Joe Lavelle's Brandy Sidecar - Family Thanksgiving, Family Christmas
YouTube video by Brandy Sidecar
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Every time the shitty design of Jerry's billion dollar stadium hinders his own team an angel gets it's wings
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Praise our PNW king
I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"He's happy to have McCann back on his unit"

- @pipershaw.bsky.social

Cc @awfulannouncing.bsky.social @seattlekraken.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Oh hey, sorry I'm late...
Ok I want everyone to prepare themselves, the dads are about to start talking about brine
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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DO YOU MEAN THE ACOLYTE? BECAUSE THE NAZIS GOT THAT SHIT CANCELLED, TOO!
i really want something else that is actually coherent to explore the dyad concept because it's *wasted* in this fucking movie
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Looking for Local Gifts? The Duwamish Native Art Market Returns to the Longhouse
Looking for Local Gifts? The Duwamish Native Art Market Returns to the Longhouse
The Duwamish Native Art Market returns with artists sharing work tied to heritage, healing, and tradition, from beadwork and prints to oils and contemporary jewelry.
southseattleemerald.org
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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This is the only good reoccurring internet thing. Please donate to UFW so they can hire a photographer and I can sleep more!!!
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
more like SLAY-ti triumphantes amirite
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM