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Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
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“Except that one kid. I forgot his name but you know who I’m talking about.”
- Bruce Harrell
- Bruce Harrell
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“Except that one kid. I forgot his name but you know who I’m talking about.”
- Bruce Harrell
- Bruce Harrell
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Shit, man.
I better go check my past skeets and make sure I didn't mouth off about anything.
I better go check my past skeets and make sure I didn't mouth off about anything.
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Shit, man.
I better go check my past skeets and make sure I didn't mouth off about anything.
I better go check my past skeets and make sure I didn't mouth off about anything.
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Sure, she's promising us vengence now. She's promising us retribution. She's promising us a river of blood dammed with the corpses of her defeated foes.
But voters have heard politicians promise things before. We want to know if she can deliver.
But voters have heard politicians promise things before. We want to know if she can deliver.
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Sure, she's promising us vengence now. She's promising us retribution. She's promising us a river of blood dammed with the corpses of her defeated foes.
But voters have heard politicians promise things before. We want to know if she can deliver.
But voters have heard politicians promise things before. We want to know if she can deliver.
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I assume she will grind their bones into paste for repairing cracks in the Link tunnels
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I assume she will grind their bones into paste for repairing cracks in the Link tunnels
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I, for one, welcome our new transit-orientated overlords.
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I, for one, welcome our new transit-orientated overlords.
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The G8, previously known as the L8, will rocket up and down Denny on a river made from the blood of those who stood in the way of fast, cheap, convenient mass transit.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The G8, previously known as the L8, will rocket up and down Denny on a river made from the blood of those who stood in the way of fast, cheap, convenient mass transit.
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"But the rules of decorum..."
Yeah, no. No.
No.
Yeah, no. No.
No.
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"But the rules of decorum..."
Yeah, no. No.
No.
Yeah, no. No.
No.
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ouch
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
ouch
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Damn.
Hell hath no fury like a fake news outlet.
Hell hath no fury like a fake news outlet.
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Damn.
Hell hath no fury like a fake news outlet.
Hell hath no fury like a fake news outlet.
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To be fair, she really is a lot more intimidating in her Darth Vader helmet.
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
To be fair, she really is a lot more intimidating in her Darth Vader helmet.
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As usual, it's the photo that clinches it!
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
As usual, it's the photo that clinches it!
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She's my kind of mayor!
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
She's my kind of mayor!
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
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Buh-bye now! Don't let the door hit you on the way out! 🚪👋
Mayor Harrell Threatens to Move Back to Bellevue If Katie Wilson Wins This Fall: tinyurl.com/yc3k4xhd
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Buh-bye now! Don't let the door hit you on the way out! 🚪👋
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He deserves every degree of this burn 🔥
“It’s been a pleasure these past 4 years pretending I’ve done anything other than pad the wallets of the city’s richest people, greediest corporations, and blatantly corrupt cops, but the time has come for me to enjoy more time with the part of my family that best fit into my political narrative."
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
He deserves every degree of this burn 🔥
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“It’s been a pleasure these past 4 years pretending I’ve done anything other than pad the wallets of the city’s richest people, greediest corporations, and blatantly corrupt cops, but the time has come for me to enjoy more time with the part of my family that best fit into my political narrative."
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“It’s been a pleasure these past 4 years pretending I’ve done anything other than pad the wallets of the city’s richest people, greediest corporations, and blatantly corrupt cops, but the time has come for me to enjoy more time with the part of my family that best fit into my political narrative."
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The Needling never misses.
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Needling never misses.
“It’s been a pleasure these past 4 years pretending I’ve done anything other than pad the wallets of the city’s richest people, greediest corporations, and blatantly corrupt cops, but the time has come for me to enjoy more time with the part of my family that best fit into my political narrative."
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“It’s been a pleasure these past 4 years pretending I’ve done anything other than pad the wallets of the city’s richest people, greediest corporations, and blatantly corrupt cops, but the time has come for me to enjoy more time with the part of my family that best fit into my political narrative."
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Ha! Katie won, and it's only Wednesday! Seattle's masochists are made of sterner stuff than you think, Mistress!
Dominatrix Adds Tracking Seattle Mayoral Election Results to BDSM Repertoire: tinyurl.com/mpravv8m
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ha! Katie won, and it's only Wednesday! Seattle's masochists are made of sterner stuff than you think, Mistress!
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😂
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
😂
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Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4
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Harrell finally has time for forgotten child.
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Harrell finally has time for forgotten child.
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this reads as something @theneedling.com would write as satire
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
this reads as something @theneedling.com would write as satire
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Just realized this photo was probably taken during Race the L8. That's the same outfit Katie wore and 8047 is the coach that we raced.
Katie Wilson Assures Bruce Harrell She Just Wants the Seattle Mayor’s Office, Not Parking Spot: tinyurl.com/yc3twhwy
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just realized this photo was probably taken during Race the L8. That's the same outfit Katie wore and 8047 is the coach that we raced.