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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 19h

DOJ managed to spell Kat Abughazeleh's name wrong 3 of 9 times they use it in the same document

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 13h

First time I’ve seen a website name and shame their cloud provider for an outage.

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🐵 OhMonkey! 🙈🙉🙊 @ohmonkey.bsky.social · 17h

I think it's totally reasonable for people to not want to live next door to people who own guns and don't keep them security locked up

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 22h

Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do

🐵 OhMonkey! 🙈🙉🙊 @ohmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Pondbag theme on heavy rotation in the background as PM Takaichi gifts our embarrassment of a POTUS a set of “golden” golf “balls”…

When I heard that I blew milk out of my nose all the way to Shibuya

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🐵 OhMonkey! 🙈🙉🙊 @ohmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Global auntifada? Maybe? 🤔

Sam Wang @samwang.bsky.social · 1d

auntifa

Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 2d

lmao

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🐵 OhMonkey! 🙈🙉🙊 @ohmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Nope. Not even going to try.

It just cannot be done.

They give up.

This gives the Dodgers a runner on base at least every 3 innings.

Wow.

Reuters @reuters.com · 1d

Ohtani too hot to handle: Blue Jays plan to walk him for rest of World Series reut.rs/4hul91A

Ohtani too hot to handle: Blue Jays plan to walk him for rest of World Series

After watching Los Angeles Dodgers two-way standout Shohei Ohtani baffle their pitching staff during Game Three of the World Series, the Toronto Blue Jays have made a bold decision: they are done pitching to baseball's biggest star.

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🐵 OhMonkey! 🙈🙉🙊 @ohmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Make it beautiful?

Ok then, stay quiet about Congestion Pricing, give NYC back their FTA funding for projects like the Hudson River tunnel and get your hands off those projects!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Sean Duffy: "If you're a Democrat, you're a liberal, you don't like cars and you want people to ride public transportation, I think that's wonderful, good for you. But if you want us all to ride public transportation, make it safe. Make it clean. Make is beautiful. I don't know why NY can't do that"

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

“Good for you,” says the Secretary of Transportation to the four million New Yorkers who take public transportation.

Every day. 🤡

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Sean Duffy: "If you're a Democrat, you're a liberal, you don't like cars and you want people to ride public transportation, I think that's wonderful, good for you. But if you want us all to ride public transportation, make it safe. Make it clean. Make is beautiful. I don't know why NY can't do that"

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🐵 OhMonkey! 🙈🙉🙊 @ohmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

QOTD: If merciless disappearing of law-abiding and tax paying immigrants, and the killing of _suspected_ drug traffickers without any legal case or trial during non-war times is justified, what is the penalty on rapists, pedophiles and sex traffickers who were ACTUALLY convicted?

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#VeryAsian Eric @ektaka.bsky.social · 2d

He needed PM Takaichi to walk beside him and grab his arm for stability like she was escorting an elderly dementia patient around the nursing home.

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

Breaking News: The man accused of assassinating former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of Japan in 2022 admitted to the killing, according to the state broadcaster.

Japanese Man Pleads Admits to Assassinating Former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe

Tetsuya Yamagami, 45, was charged with killing Mr. Abe with a homemade gun during an election campaign event in 2022.

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World Central Kitchen @wck.org · 3d

WCK’s Relief Team is supporting furloughed federal workers in Washington, D.C., as the U.S. government shutdown nears its fourth week. #ChefsForFeds (1/2)

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World Central Kitchen @wck.org · 2d

WCK is in Washington, D.C. serving thousands of meals prepared by local restaurants to people impacted by the U.S. government shutdown. We're at Washington Canal Park until 2pm.
If you know someone affected by the shutdown, please share this post so they know where to get a meal. ❤️ #ChefsForFeds

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World Central Kitchen @wck.org · 2d

📍Washington, D.C.
Hear from WCK's Chef Gerald who is on the ground at Washington Canal Park helping ensure families impacted by the U.S. government shutdown have access to free meals. #ChefsForFeds

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🐵 OhMonkey! 🙈🙉🙊 @ohmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Luigi Mangione and Tetsuya Yamagami should start a rock band together

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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 2d

Japanese sushi legend Jiro Ono won three Michelin stars for more than a decade, the world’s oldest head chef to do so.

Japan's sushi legend Jiro Ono turns 100 and is not ready for retirement

Japanese sushi legend Jiro Ono won three Michelin stars for more than a decade, the world’s oldest head chef to do so.

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jen sometimes aph 🌻 @bunnibytz.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you, @jessicatarlov.bsky.social for saying what no one else will

“The government has killed 32 people in 7 strikes with no proof they were traffickers. The admiral leading the mission quit. If we had evidence, they’d face a court, not a drone.”

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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 2d

All of this is more of why Universal Basic Income is so important. UBI payments would never stop in this situation. UBI would also boost local economies and create new jobs. It would fuel small businesses and restore Main Street USA.

Doing the moral thing is *also* the best thing for our economy.

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Seattle Indivisible @seattleindivisible.bsky.social · 2d

Congress Worked 20 out of the last 100 days. #EpsteinFiles #healthcare #trumpshutdown

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

RAJU: Why not bring members back to DC to do the work they're elected to do?

MIKE JOHNSON: We're evaluating this day by day. The House did its work. House Republicans are doing some of the most meaningful work of their careers. I don't want to pull them away from it.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Mike Johnson on Republicans cutting $1 trillion from Medicaid: "We strengthened the Medicaid program."

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 2d

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 3d

The Financial Times reports on a rise in fraud in expense reports as workers are using generative AI tools to create fake receipts.

This would’ve never occurred to me. It’s such a brilliant crime since the enforcement burden is high and cost cheap. AI will enable all sorts of new interesting crimes

‘Do not trust your eyes’: AI generates surge in expense fraud

Business software groups warn that top AI models are increasingly being used to create ultra-realistic fake receipts

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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 3d

A Brief History of Halloween Isn’t Fun Anymore

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3d

“.. The question is why this hasn’t all collapsed yet. The answer is actually simple: time.”

@kyla.bsky.social @nytopinion.nytimes.com
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 3d

A DNS issue (it’s always DNS) in AWS US-East-1 region caused a 16 hour outage across a host of services from Snapchat to Roblox.

We’ve gone from an internet that could survive a nuclear strike to one that can’t handle a DNS issue from a single web host. Time to update those disaster recovery plans.

A single point of failure triggered the Amazon outage affecting millions

A DNS manager in a single region of Amazon’s sprawling network touched off a 16-hour debacle.

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