Cargoshortasaurus
@leptopterygius.bsky.social
Avid CAC reader. Retired bassoonist. 49ers fan. Potato seeking self-improvement every day. He/him.
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
Brock Purdy can’t play in cold weather!
Kyle Shanahan can’t beat a Jim Schwartz defense!
Result: Dub City. The 49ers are 9-4 heading into the bye.
Kyle Shanahan can’t beat a Jim Schwartz defense!
Result: Dub City. The 49ers are 9-4 heading into the bye.
a man in a red sweater with a star trek pin on his chest
Alt: Captain Picard winks at the camera as he walks out of the room
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November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Brock Purdy can’t play in cold weather!
Kyle Shanahan can’t beat a Jim Schwartz defense!
Result: Dub City. The 49ers are 9-4 heading into the bye.
Kyle Shanahan can’t beat a Jim Schwartz defense!
Result: Dub City. The 49ers are 9-4 heading into the bye.
49ers defense
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
49ers defense
JESUS CHRIST
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
JESUS CHRIST
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Liberty in CUSA before encountering the buzzsaw of wokeness that is Kennesaw State: 18-1. Liberty ever since: 7-12. You're welcome, America
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Liberty in CUSA before encountering the buzzsaw of wokeness that is Kennesaw State: 18-1. Liberty ever since: 7-12. You're welcome, America
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It brings me no pleasure to report that the Ohio State-Michigan head referee is Kon Knueppel’s uncle Kole Knueppel
It truly brings me no pleasure to inform you that Kon Knueppel’s brothers are named Kager, Kinston, Kash, and Kid
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It brings me no pleasure to report that the Ohio State-Michigan head referee is Kon Knueppel’s uncle Kole Knueppel
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This is why every American sixth grader reads Where The Red Fern Grows, about which I am still mad
it's important for children to learn about deep time, the inevitability of loss, and the end of all things.
If you loved THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE, then you'll love its action-packed sequel, PRINCE CASPIAN! The Pevensie children are back, even Edmund, but what about all your favorite friends: Mr. Tumnus, the Beavers, the friendly giant? Well, they've been dead for a thousand years. Sorry.
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is why every American sixth grader reads Where The Red Fern Grows, about which I am still mad
Everyone thank Santa for his service immediately
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Everyone thank Santa for his service immediately
Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy animals
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy animals
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This thanksgiving don’t forget to leave your garbage cans unlatched🦃
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This thanksgiving don’t forget to leave your garbage cans unlatched🦃
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
That is indeed logical, but fandom is not a logical endeavor, so this is my counter argument: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZgT...
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
That is indeed logical, but fandom is not a logical endeavor, so this is my counter argument: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZgT...
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Dude’s gonna be complaining about the quality of in-flight copper next
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Dude’s gonna be complaining about the quality of in-flight copper next
I would no joke quadruple the national debt for this
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I would no joke quadruple the national debt for this
You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
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Team pants anyway
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Team pants anyway
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
Go ahead, talk your s@%t about Brock, tonight’s winning quarterback.
a man in a red sweater with a star trek pin on his chest
Alt: Captain Picard winks at the camera as he walks out of the room.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Go ahead, talk your s@%t about Brock, tonight’s winning quarterback.
Gonna be one of those weird Brock games.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Gonna be one of those weird Brock games.
Is there any streaming app that isn’t completely sucking shit right now?
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Is there any streaming app that isn’t completely sucking shit right now?
It is a gray, but agreeable day in the Real America™️
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It is a gray, but agreeable day in the Real America™️
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POV you're coming out of the bathroom and everybody at the party heard you blow it up
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
POV you're coming out of the bathroom and everybody at the party heard you blow it up