Whatever kind of film you’re in the mood for day by day on the island, sci-fi epic, spy thriller, pulp action, sports drama, absurdist political comedy, etc, I almost guarantee there’s a James Earl Jones movie that’ll more than scratch the itch.

What really happens next: tetanus

All due respect to Mac Jones, but I don’t see Kyle calling that play with him.

Double-plus ungood.

A soldier would be painting rocks.

Working on it.

“You turn down bisque on the street and the chief brings your wife a crisply folded flag. The fuck’s wrong with you?”