Cargoshortasaurus
@leptopterygius.bsky.social
Avid CAC reader. Retired bassoonist. 49ers fan. Potato seeking self-improvement every day. He/him.
49ers defense
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
49ers defense
JESUS CHRIST
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
JESUS CHRIST
Everyone thank Santa for his service immediately
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Everyone thank Santa for his service immediately
Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy animals
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy animals
“You turn down bisque on the street and the chief brings your wife a crisply folded flag. The fuck’s wrong with you?”
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“You turn down bisque on the street and the chief brings your wife a crisply folded flag. The fuck’s wrong with you?”
I would no joke quadruple the national debt for this
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I would no joke quadruple the national debt for this
You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
It is a gray, but agreeable day in the Real America™️
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It is a gray, but agreeable day in the Real America™️
We said goodbye to this guy tonight. I’m grateful to have known him, especially for him reminding me that what seems strange is not broken, what seems weird is not wrong, and what is unlike other things is not out of place, but may actually be where it’s most needed.
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We said goodbye to this guy tonight. I’m grateful to have known him, especially for him reminding me that what seems strange is not broken, what seems weird is not wrong, and what is unlike other things is not out of place, but may actually be where it’s most needed.
When I cancel my own meeting.
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When I cancel my own meeting.
Go Niners!
You cannot take a 1-quarter nap and expect to beat a good football team.
You cannot take a 1-quarter nap and expect to beat a good football team.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Go Niners!
You cannot take a 1-quarter nap and expect to beat a good football team.
You cannot take a 1-quarter nap and expect to beat a good football team.
There were more missed tackles on that Nacua TD than there were 49ers players on the field.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
There were more missed tackles on that Nacua TD than there were 49ers players on the field.
Benny Beaver never showed fear. It was wrong to abandon him. We are still paying for our sin.
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Benny Beaver never showed fear. It was wrong to abandon him. We are still paying for our sin.
Just breathtakingly beautiful and joyful storytelling.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Just breathtakingly beautiful and joyful storytelling.
We are in the months of excellent winter seasonal beers.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
We are in the months of excellent winter seasonal beers.
“One More Thing”
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“One More Thing”
The onions. The mustard.
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The onions. The mustard.
Me listening to Joe Buck marvel at the fact that Calais Campbell, a man almost a decade younger than me, is still able to perform feats of athleticism:
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Me listening to Joe Buck marvel at the fact that Calais Campbell, a man almost a decade younger than me, is still able to perform feats of athleticism:
That one weird houseguest who admires your decor a little too much:
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
That one weird houseguest who admires your decor a little too much: