I haven't mentioned MMA at work in a decade. There's only one dude at work who remembers I like MMA. This new girl got hired and as part of her intro, she said she loved the UFC. So this guy turns to look at me and I basically gave him a glare like, "Don't you fucking dare say it. I will kill you."

I feel the same way. The more it and the UFC devolves, the more I cringe when I think about how passionate of a fan I was.

It was always embarrassing to be an mma fan...that embarrassment has grown by factors that mathematicians have yet to contemplate in the past year or so.

FREE THE HOMIE

chuds at work: hey. were you looking up ufc?

me, not wanting to engage with the chuds: no, God. it was porno. the shirtless, sweaty, desperately grasping men was a porno.

Wasting a shitload of water to make a dogshit image about water conservation.

Rain
Rain
Barkels

This is huge news!
UBC has developed an enzyme that can convert donor organs to type O, making them universal.
Normally a using organs of the wrong blood type causes the recipient's immune system to attack the organ, leading to failure.
❤️🇨🇦⚕️
news.ubc.ca/2025/10/univ...

trying to get fucked up off that quil

I do not understand: the point of non-drowsy night time cold and flu medicine

thats what the day time stuff is for

I love how the message of The Good Place was "It is impossible to be a good person under Capitalism and also impossible to ameliorate its influence while you are living. Your sins can only be purged in the afterlife!"

You might think Ryan is exaggerating but I used to go to a regular dinner that gradually got taken over by young Republican staffers and I promise you he is not.

NANCY…THIS
IS A VERY PUNK MEAL

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

CONGRATS, CAROLINA!

This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky.

No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.

Can you call targeting on the ground? Yeesh

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

Remember self-care. Sprinkle some joy in with the doom scrollin' and whatnot. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.

when eddie kingston wins the AEW men’s world title i will never shut the fuck up about it. catch me going door to door like have you heard the good news about our mad king??? #AEWCollision 🤼

Kevin Negandhi: "The two minute timeout was at 9:01 eastern time. It is 9:39"

Booger: "America we apologize for those last 2 minutes"