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Julie Kedzie (the veritable, venerable, verified julesk_fighter) @juliekedzie.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck ICE.

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Huero Jack @huerojack.bsky.social · 6h

Don't I fucking know it.

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Erik Magraken @erikmagraken.bsky.social · 10h

Looks like the fix is in ahead of today’s CSAC meeting.

Just did enough ‘stakeholder meetings’ behind closed doors to take the position they wanted to from the get go.

‘We’ve heard both sides’.

Public criticism be damned.

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Huero Jack @huerojack.bsky.social · 6h

It was always embarrassing to be an mma fan...that embarrassment has grown by factors that mathematicians have yet to contemplate in the past year or so.

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Chungus Supreme @legkicktko.bsky.social · 9h

chuds at work: hey. were you looking up ufc?

me, not wanting to engage with the chuds: no, God. it was porno. the shirtless, sweaty, desperately grasping men was a porno.

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Victor @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social · 9h

FREE THE HOMIE

Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 9h

ICE arrested comedian Robby Roadsteamer for singing a parody of Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” in a Jeffrey Epstein the Giraffe costume outside their facility.

He sings “If you hate brown people / and you are a Nazi” and ICE thugs grab him and drag him into detention. No violence—just speech.

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Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 9h

ICE arrested comedian Robby Roadsteamer for singing a parody of Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” in a Jeffrey Epstein the Giraffe costume outside their facility.

He sings “If you hate brown people / and you are a Nazi” and ICE thugs grab him and drag him into detention. No violence—just speech.

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Huero Jack @huerojack.bsky.social · 10h

When I was a bartender, I would have *immediately* clocked him as a shitty tipper. Type of guy who gets a tone with you when you're in your work uniform but would fumble for his keys and scurry to his car if he saw you in the parking lot at night.

*I would pay money to see someone keylock that dude

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Huero Jack @huerojack.bsky.social · 11h

When I was a kid, I told my ma our family was fucked up and that is exactly what she said, "the only normal families are the ones you don't know very well."

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Huero Jack @huerojack.bsky.social · 11h

I try not to judge people on their physical appearance but... my gods this dude looks *exactly* how I expected. An apple-cheeked, rotund little piggy.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 12h

Please don't turn away from the suffering civilians in Gaza. We’re their only voice and means of survival.

Give to my dear friend Tasneem so she can feed her children. Like many of Gazans, her Bluesky accounts are constantly deleted. And find and help others if you can. ❤️ 🙏

tinyurl.com/Tasneemo

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19h

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 12h

I'm starting a tiny coffin business. Get in on the ground floor, I foresee boom times ahead!

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Huero Jack @huerojack.bsky.social · 12h

Lord, hear our prayer.

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Huero Jack @huerojack.bsky.social · 12h

I do love that we get old-timey treats. Lead, polio, measles. We live in the GOAT timeline.

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Huero Jack @huerojack.bsky.social · 13h

The Republicans are talking me into going to the No Kings rally.

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Huero Jack @huerojack.bsky.social · 13h

This is why I forego protein. Scary stuff. Stick to Dianabol shakes and Trenbolone bars.

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 13h

Andrew Cuomo has lost the Italian Jewish vote

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Huero Jack @huerojack.bsky.social · 13h

Hell is simply sitting in border traffic.

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Huero Jack @huerojack.bsky.social · 15h

I would become a suicide bomber in this man's shoes. No bullshit.

Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 23h

Al Jazeera is doing videos of the Palestinian releases and they're heart wrenching. One man was detained for over a year and was released to find out that Israel had killed his two kids. The youngest was three. Her birthday would've been on Saturday. He'd made a small bracelet for her in prison.

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correcting typo and derailing riff @stefanheck.bsky.social · 23h

I would honestly rather read a handwritten note from my parents in which they say they regret ever adopting me

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 15h

I would consider threatening to rape the people who disagree with me "calling for political violence", personally.

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Huero Jack @huerojack.bsky.social · 23h

Like..what say do they suppose they have now? "Oh..well I voted so they gives me a say"..yeah? To whom? Is anyone listening? I withhold my vote in hopes that the Democrats will differentiate themselves from Newt Gingrich era Republicans...and it obviously isn't working...but none of us have a "say".

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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 1d

OpenAI 2022- ChatGPT will cure cancer and solve the climate crisis

OpenAI 2025- ChatGPT will tell you that your dick is the biggest it’s ever seen

www.axios.com/2025/10/14/o...

Sam Altman says OpenAI will allow erotica for adult users

"As part of our 'treat adult users like adults' principle, we will allow...erotica for verified adults."

www.axios.com

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