Laz
laz1985.bsky.social
Laz
@laz1985.bsky.social
890 followers 96 following 1.4K posts
Teacher. Trans man. Late 30s. This is where I hang out to be very un-teacher-y, so please, 18+ only.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Reposted by Laz
I would not have had the broad spectrum of gaming experiences I had without the video store.

My favorite local had a 5/5/5 deal on games and it was the bulk of what I played in those days, and the games we did own, half of them were bought used from that shop or others, including my Genesis.
Ludicrous take to say nobody misses the video store. Going to my local video store as a teenager was so fucking good. They had a five movies for five days for five dollars deal that was pretty much the greatest thing ever and a super stoned clerk who had seen every movie known to man
Reposted by Laz
A thing I think about sometimes is that the death of used game shops and video stores has probably more effectively gentrified video games than any amount of dumb culture war bullshit ever could.

I barely buy major label games anymore, it's just too fucking expensive.
Reposted by Laz
The whole point of democracy is so one person's derangement does not become everybody's problem. It's social hygiene. The fact the richest men in the West are a mix of grotty twelve year olds and deranged apocalypse fanatics is a problem, and we should be honest about it.
Reposted by Laz
"You make money off drugs and American subsidies. So we're going to cut off the subsidies, as a way of forcing you to stop the drug trade. I am an intellectual."
It’s “Colombia” YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS
Reposted by Laz
Mood, Greg. Mood.
As bad as everything is, I think I hate the sheer stupidity of it the most
Reposted by Laz
Performative revulsion at "amateurish, outsider" fetish art is tiresome. Someone sees a piece of media, it creates an itch in their brain, they try to scratch it with the limited tools they have at their disposal. A more intuitive, fruitful interaction with art than spending money on it
Reposted by Laz
well i learned something i didn't previously know from all this at least
Reposted by Laz
star child: "organics and synthetics cannot coexist"

shepard: "I literally just solved the geth/quarian war five minutes ago and my pilot is banging the ship's AI"
Fundamentally every ending to ME3 asks you to concede that the Reapers are a bad solution to a real problem & propose an alternate solution to that problem. But the entire story up to that point was one long argument that the problem wasn't real except insofar as the Reapers caused it on purpose
legitimately one of the most insanely left-field endings to an rpg i can recollect

the entire series is about shepard finding ways for people to live together despite their differences and the ending is like "actually that's impossible. now choose your preferred explosion color"
Reposted by Laz
Really it's "everyone is 12" strikes again, "I'm only going to the dumb stupid restaurant if I can wear my special baseball hat." You got it buddy, 12 year olds do that.
It doesn't get discussed what a weird tic of MAGA behavior it is to wear a baseball cap indoors all the time, even with a suit, like an 8 year old who was forced to go to a wedding.
Reposted by Laz
Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?
Reposted by Laz
"it's an old family cake recipe from the '40s, my grandma insisted the lit sticks of cartoon tnt jammed in the top layer were integral"
If you walked up to an ICE facility and offered them a big tray of homemade food, do you think they’d take it?
U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Monday criticized the media and politicians, including Gov. JB Pritzker, for “trying to demonize” federal immigration agents and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook a meal for their families.”
Reposted by Laz
The Democrats need to get a hell of a lot of cameras on the White House and plaster the photos everywhere. It's not just the brazen symbol of a megalomaniac destroying national heritage; it's happening during a government shutdown when ordinary people aren't getting paid. Make every American see it.
Reposted by Laz
“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“

Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea
Reposted by Laz
So nobody was gonna tell me I rted the guy who pushed the "Sakurai is pro GenAI" quote
Reposted by Laz
I just sharpened my best kitchen knife and oh, oh my God, that’s what you’ve all been on about this whole time
Reposted by Laz
A few points on Trump and Hegseth and everyone else who murdered Colombian fishermen on a Colombian boat in Colombian territorial waters:

1. Colombia has jurisdiction.
2. There is no statute of limitations for murder.
3. Colombia has an extradition treaty with the US.
Reposted by Laz
Putting in your article that the people you featured are so stupid that they drink recalled exploding Costco prosecco
At least Tupperware parties were selling you something useful.
Reposted by Laz
never do business with family. or friends. or acquaintances or strangers. just lie still in a dewy glade until the screeching of locusts drives unto you the foretold ecstasies.
Reposted by Laz
get his ass kenny
“I can’t imagine why anybody would want their music used or associated with something created with the sole purpose of dividing us."
Kenny Loggins Demands Removal of 'Danger Zone' From AI Clip of Trump Dumping Poop on Protesters
bit.ly
Reposted by Laz
The loathsome zeitgeist of "having *done* without having to *do*", that started in the creative arts, now burrows outwards through the corpse of human experience.
Philip K Dick still undefeated at correctly predicting our current dystopia
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required