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Lindsay Ellis
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I did start eventually keeping a log called “Bob Ross’s cries for help.”
One of my favorite things about the period I watched a ton of Bob Ross was catching the weirdly dark jokes he would sometimes make.
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Suspiciously the hours and hours of absolutely vile garbage I had to watch for work (which should be out in a week or two) was not even so much as referred to in my YouTube recap.
I am sorry that I hope you did this for work.
December 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
that’s dedication
December 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Someone else said it but it bears repeating:

"The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors.

"Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Muppet Christmas Carole might be the best muppet movie for the sole reason that its star at no point acknowledges the fact that he acting opposite muppets.
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My new fav genre is when this human cold sore gets all defensive when people point out the… dozens? Hundreds? Of documented times she has harassed, threatened, or encouraged threats against other people in the same vein that she is now on the receiving end of.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
companies: “maybe THIS AI ad won’t end in a deluge of mockery”
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
imagine having to explain to a new, young soul the concept of "the president" while trump is president
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Unironically agree, I mean we’ve been calling those mfers “anti-choice” for years now anyway
The way anti-vaxxers and conservatives have carelessly thrown away children’s lives has unironically made me feel we should reclaim the “pro-life” label and start yelling at these people for killing kids
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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fuck him up bonnie
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Reminder that these are still going strong! Order now to get yours in time for the holidays! Self-promotion! (this is painful for me)
My KPop Demon Hunters/Calvin & Hobbes mashup is now available on shirts and sweatshirts for both kids and adults! These have been very popular gifts so get it now to avoid the holiday rush.

Keep your conscience Golden this winter by supporting indie artists!

www.blacksmithfilms.com/store?catego...
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I call dibs on “the crime genes” for my new punk band
musk agreeing with an explicitly eugenicist post
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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it is happening again theonion.com/this-war-wil...
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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“Meet the Grinches” was a pretty brutal track, as I recall.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Better diss track?

- “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”
- “Not Like Us.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“the Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.”

Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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