Layne
@laynev.bsky.social
Layne from the other blue website, Ampersand from the other-other Blue website.
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Sinking feeling when you realize it's one of *those* Boyle and/or Garland movies. Distracting dogshit CGI inspires nostalgia for the big chunky compressiony(?) blacks in 28DL. Is it a Brexit joke those mopes can figure out how to make a ballista, but not a boat? Third disappointing movie in a row!
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Sinking feeling when you realize it's one of *those* Boyle and/or Garland movies. Distracting dogshit CGI inspires nostalgia for the big chunky compressiony(?) blacks in 28DL. Is it a Brexit joke those mopes can figure out how to make a ballista, but not a boat? Third disappointing movie in a row!
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#COMPANIONSofCHRISTMAS: Guinefort, the Cajun Christmas Werewolf!
When Santa Claus visits the bayous of Louisiana, the dense canopy of trees that blanket the rivers along which its people live preclude him from employing his reindeer-pulled sleigh. 1/
When Santa Claus visits the bayous of Louisiana, the dense canopy of trees that blanket the rivers along which its people live preclude him from employing his reindeer-pulled sleigh. 1/
December 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
#COMPANIONSofCHRISTMAS: Guinefort, the Cajun Christmas Werewolf!
When Santa Claus visits the bayous of Louisiana, the dense canopy of trees that blanket the rivers along which its people live preclude him from employing his reindeer-pulled sleigh. 1/
When Santa Claus visits the bayous of Louisiana, the dense canopy of trees that blanket the rivers along which its people live preclude him from employing his reindeer-pulled sleigh. 1/
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’Boss Tweed’ 11.25” x 7” x 5” Mixed media: polymer clay, aluminum wire, foam, fabric, wood, paper, and plastic.
Originally used in the picture book ’The Secret Subway’
Originally used in the picture book ’The Secret Subway’
December 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
’Boss Tweed’ 11.25” x 7” x 5” Mixed media: polymer clay, aluminum wire, foam, fabric, wood, paper, and plastic.
Originally used in the picture book ’The Secret Subway’
Originally used in the picture book ’The Secret Subway’
The Persistent Wet Cough Before Christmas
December 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The Persistent Wet Cough Before Christmas
I will almost guarantee that you can't guess which movie this 1993 Blockbuster commercial suggests you rent after a long day of holiday shopping
Christmas Commercials from 1993
YouTube video by Drosselmeyer
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I will almost guarantee that you can't guess which movie this 1993 Blockbuster commercial suggests you rent after a long day of holiday shopping
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Couldn't sleep.
Wondered how many different Astartes schemes I've painted this year.
The answer, across Warhammer 40,000 Chaos and Imperial and Horus Heresy miniatures, is 57. Which looks a little something like this.
Note some of the scales are a bit off, but they're all here.
#WarhammerCommunity
Wondered how many different Astartes schemes I've painted this year.
The answer, across Warhammer 40,000 Chaos and Imperial and Horus Heresy miniatures, is 57. Which looks a little something like this.
Note some of the scales are a bit off, but they're all here.
#WarhammerCommunity
December 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Couldn't sleep.
Wondered how many different Astartes schemes I've painted this year.
The answer, across Warhammer 40,000 Chaos and Imperial and Horus Heresy miniatures, is 57. Which looks a little something like this.
Note some of the scales are a bit off, but they're all here.
#WarhammerCommunity
Wondered how many different Astartes schemes I've painted this year.
The answer, across Warhammer 40,000 Chaos and Imperial and Horus Heresy miniatures, is 57. Which looks a little something like this.
Note some of the scales are a bit off, but they're all here.
#WarhammerCommunity
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So reindeer (Rangifer tarandus) can't fly, but they are VERY MAGICAL.
For example, their EYES CHANGE COLOR during the year & they're one of the few large mammals that can see UV. Golden brown in summer, deep blue in winter.
Let's talk about the unique visual adaptations of Rudolph and company.
For example, their EYES CHANGE COLOR during the year & they're one of the few large mammals that can see UV. Golden brown in summer, deep blue in winter.
Let's talk about the unique visual adaptations of Rudolph and company.
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So reindeer (Rangifer tarandus) can't fly, but they are VERY MAGICAL.
For example, their EYES CHANGE COLOR during the year & they're one of the few large mammals that can see UV. Golden brown in summer, deep blue in winter.
Let's talk about the unique visual adaptations of Rudolph and company.
For example, their EYES CHANGE COLOR during the year & they're one of the few large mammals that can see UV. Golden brown in summer, deep blue in winter.
Let's talk about the unique visual adaptations of Rudolph and company.
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my shoes are too tight
I’ve got claustoephobia
I’ve got claustoephobia
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
my shoes are too tight
I’ve got claustoephobia
I’ve got claustoephobia
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Horror movies always threaten their protagonists with non-Euclidean spaces and they’re just toruses. Smdh
December 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Horror movies always threaten their protagonists with non-Euclidean spaces and they’re just toruses. Smdh
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Wally Wood designs a pitch-perfect fake "Nancy" strip, then reimagines it in the styles of four radically different classic newspaper strips
Oh Wally
(MAD #32, 1957)
Oh Wally
(MAD #32, 1957)
July 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Wally Wood designs a pitch-perfect fake "Nancy" strip, then reimagines it in the styles of four radically different classic newspaper strips
Oh Wally
(MAD #32, 1957)
Oh Wally
(MAD #32, 1957)
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From 2 years ago - my contribution to the excellent @teatles.bsky.social Teatles Trumps card game. A 1969 McCartney and Magic Alex.
December 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
From 2 years ago - my contribution to the excellent @teatles.bsky.social Teatles Trumps card game. A 1969 McCartney and Magic Alex.
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
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this is kind of like how Henry Kissinger dated a bunch of actresses and models in the 70s
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
this is kind of like how Henry Kissinger dated a bunch of actresses and models in the 70s
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He really did do a hell of a lot. The amount of work that went into them, purely to calm his own mind by getting deep into the zone of creativity, boggles my mind.
This is one of my favourites.
This is one of my favourites.
December 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
He really did do a hell of a lot. The amount of work that went into them, purely to calm his own mind by getting deep into the zone of creativity, boggles my mind.
This is one of my favourites.
This is one of my favourites.
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For a second there I thought this Piller’s pepperoni was getting raunchy with the name 🥵
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
For a second there I thought this Piller’s pepperoni was getting raunchy with the name 🥵
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saw your mom in the mall parking lot
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
saw your mom in the mall parking lot
Well at least I won’t have to worry about tumours
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Well at least I won’t have to worry about tumours
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I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
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