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Seasonal depression bc it’s the rainy season for the next 2 months 😭 At least I cannot walk at all, let alone outside!
Me: *explaining about stray and feral cats and how we leave them alone and give them space*
Smöl Boy: “so how do you get a cat?”
Me: “you find them in the trash when they’re babies.”
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To get a Tdap earlier, tell the doctor or pharmacist you were working outside, in dirt, something sharp that you couldn't find punctured your skin, and the wound healed over almost immediately but you want to update your Tdap just in case.
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For personal protection against contracting pertussis, not firebreak purposes on the population level, you should get the Tdap (not the Td) booster every 5 years, not every 10.
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ObPeriodicReminder: If you were born before 1982 and don't have conclusive, *documented* proof of getting 2 doses of MMR, get another dose unless it's counterindicated. The second dose wasn't added to the schedule until later and a lot of us never got the catchup dose.
Genuinely begging you to re-up your MMR & get your kids vaccinated if you can. Between this & Kennedy talking about breaking it up into separate vaccines thus providing opportunities for missed inoculations &, thus, increased infections, public health policy is not looking great, for the foreseeable
South Carolina schools recently sent home unvaccinated kids to stem a growing measles outbreak. It turned out 5 of them were infected and, if they'd been at school, could've unwittingly spread it to their classmates for days.

That kind of precaution is now illegal in Idaho.
INCREDIBLE. I am absolutely on BlueSky for all the right reasons (creative snax)
OMG. Like a frozen cinnamon bun? 😻
pro tip (from bestie whose mom planned galas for nonprofits) - salads on the tables before the guests sit down. that way everyone gets snax ASAP. i did this for my wedding reception, and this also gave more time for dancing.
ALTHOUGH....... heat lamp in an arch/doorway w/ no air blowing. you are 100% on to something on this arch idea
also not ruling out an additional set of TMS, a very specific SSRI that might NOT put me to sleep, Yet Another SNRI (allegedly more refined and w/ way less side effects than other i've tried). Also will start amino acid supplements for ADHD.
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hey garden folks 🌱 i have a question

frost advisory tonight does that mean I need to go ahead and harvest all my peppers? and the tomatoes? or will they potentially survive one night of frost?

thank you!!
anyway i'm swapping out meds and seeing what happens, since Wellbutrin stopped working / too many shitty generics and/or weird side effects. trying out a diff version of bupropion that's obscenely expensive (Aplenzin) but hey there's a copay card thru the manufacturer that didn't ask for income?
it's the blowing air that's the problem! too cold bc evaporation!
as mentioned before, i need a therapist specifically for "having a political science BA and a JD in 2025 / post-Chevron"
cold tho!!!!! just go straight into a sauna. ambiently warm and dry
"12-month rates of treatment-resistant depression have skyrocketed. (2021)."

WOW I WONDER WHY THAT WAS.
I briefly named my Note “I got hoes in different zip codes” (it was relevant, I promise)
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
Also: Happy “hair holds a style for a couple days” season to all who celebrate 🥰
Happy “car panicking over tire pressure bc it was under 70°this morning” season
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Behaviour Change Project: stop cats scratching new chairs

Resources: scratching post and catnip

Methodology: positive reinforcement using play and recreational drugs

Question: should more change projects include offer of drugs?
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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IMPORTANT: DO NOT PRACTICE YOUR 1970S DISCO STRUT ON THE MILITARY FIRING RANGE.
How do I find a therapist for “dealing with having the wrong degrees for this timeline and the constant anxiety of knowing too much about how government used to work”
We are reading all the books and watching all the Daniel Tiger shows about managing your anger. we’ve been working with him and the school, and none of it sticks. What do I even do here???