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Jurassic Millennial
The Keeper of Records
The Keeper of Records
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Freeze warning &…
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Feel free to include this somewhat dystopian screenshot 🙃
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Feel free to include this somewhat dystopian screenshot 🙃
Me but it’s just the Public Affairs certificate I got for taking a bunch of domestic policy classes, none of which apply anymore post-cancellation of Chevron 😭
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Me but it’s just the Public Affairs certificate I got for taking a bunch of domestic policy classes, none of which apply anymore post-cancellation of Chevron 😭
I have a tiny “desk trash can” that’s for balled up post-it notes, spent gum, discarded tape/staples. it’s a teacup concept art/sculpture I made in undergrad, and it brings me such joy to have it on my desk. I empty it frequently, don’t have a trash can in my home office
January 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I have a tiny “desk trash can” that’s for balled up post-it notes, spent gum, discarded tape/staples. it’s a teacup concept art/sculpture I made in undergrad, and it brings me such joy to have it on my desk. I empty it frequently, don’t have a trash can in my home office
I swapped & relabeled the Monday & Sunday covers. The ink came right off with a little acetone on a q-tip (i left the “N” on each one lol). Then I made little templates w/ just “SU” & “MO” on the back of a Post-It, stuck it on, and traced w/ an X-Acto blade then colored in with Sharpie.
January 29, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I swapped & relabeled the Monday & Sunday covers. The ink came right off with a little acetone on a q-tip (i left the “N” on each one lol). Then I made little templates w/ just “SU” & “MO” on the back of a Post-It, stuck it on, and traced w/ an X-Acto blade then colored in with Sharpie.
Florida gonna Florida. Saw this in the Publix parking lot, obv
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Florida gonna Florida. Saw this in the Publix parking lot, obv
Wow Safari sucks balls, there’s a huge blank space at the bottom of every single screen.
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Wow Safari sucks balls, there’s a huge blank space at the bottom of every single screen.
updated to iOS 26.2, and now System Data is down to under 10gb.
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
updated to iOS 26.2, and now System Data is down to under 10gb.
Losing my damn mind. This is actually 2 gb more than when I started this investigation, and it keeps growing with every app I delete even though I hard reset after each app uninstall
January 25, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Losing my damn mind. This is actually 2 gb more than when I started this investigation, and it keeps growing with every app I delete even though I hard reset after each app uninstall
LET'S ALL THANK THIS REDDIT KING FOR THE FIX FOR MY BLUETOOTH.
TIL "hold down shift & click 'shutdown'" for a true power-off shutdown.
www.reddit.com/r/Windows10/...
TIL "hold down shift & click 'shutdown'" for a true power-off shutdown.
www.reddit.com/r/Windows10/...
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
LET'S ALL THANK THIS REDDIT KING FOR THE FIX FOR MY BLUETOOTH.
TIL "hold down shift & click 'shutdown'" for a true power-off shutdown.
www.reddit.com/r/Windows10/...
TIL "hold down shift & click 'shutdown'" for a true power-off shutdown.
www.reddit.com/r/Windows10/...
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
SPECIFICALLY this cut. I was wrong about the cropped length, it’s long, just in all the wrong places
January 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
SPECIFICALLY this cut. I was wrong about the cropped length, it’s long, just in all the wrong places
once again done with books, no point in reading anything else, nothing will ever top this (until Alix E. Harrow writes another one)
January 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
once again done with books, no point in reading anything else, nothing will ever top this (until Alix E. Harrow writes another one)
I love reminding Smöl Boy that all Lego mini figures are the same size, so Bluey needs a star ship, and also I can do this:
January 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I love reminding Smöl Boy that all Lego mini figures are the same size, so Bluey needs a star ship, and also I can do this:
“What’s it like when your kid basically has their own YouTube account?”
January 17, 2026 at 6:30 PM
“What’s it like when your kid basically has their own YouTube account?”
…they made a Bowie error!, that line is famously in “Rebel Rebel”!
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
…they made a Bowie error!, that line is famously in “Rebel Rebel”!
Huh. I’ve been to 30 states???
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Huh. I’ve been to 30 states???
OMG then she says keep the conveyance a secret!, what in the Real Property final exam question is this nonsense. bro just record it, she gave you the deed already, you paid 🦋21, good luck translating that to doc stamps tho
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
OMG then she says keep the conveyance a secret!, what in the Real Property final exam question is this nonsense. bro just record it, she gave you the deed already, you paid 🦋21, good luck translating that to doc stamps tho
I got a GameSir controller that holds my old Android phone, Dolphin the GameCube emulator works well enough on the old phone, and I’ve been playing WindWaker. It’s been a delight!
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I got a GameSir controller that holds my old Android phone, Dolphin the GameCube emulator works well enough on the old phone, and I’ve been playing WindWaker. It’s been a delight!
this is the style i used in 2025. it worked out really well! I made it until like November with consistent use! missed a week here or there since then. lol. i was hoping to get another one from HomeGoods but looks like I need to order from their website this year
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
this is the style i used in 2025. it worked out really well! I made it until like November with consistent use! missed a week here or there since then. lol. i was hoping to get another one from HomeGoods but looks like I need to order from their website this year
WHAT IS THIS CHAOS, why is this happening, omg. wtf. i even tried marking up a couple weeks to see if i can make it work, and I very much cannot! this pen isn't great on white-out tape, and... i'm using a ton of it.
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
WHAT IS THIS CHAOS, why is this happening, omg. wtf. i even tried marking up a couple weeks to see if i can make it work, and I very much cannot! this pen isn't great on white-out tape, and... i'm using a ton of it.
PROGRESS. This is def more fun than cleaning
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
PROGRESS. This is def more fun than cleaning
FINALLY got my order! All this was on my kitchen island for FAR TOO LONG but it looks so nice now! yes the turntables are slightly off-center
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
FINALLY got my order! All this was on my kitchen island for FAR TOO LONG but it looks so nice now! yes the turntables are slightly off-center
Lmao sure jan dot gif
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Lmao sure jan dot gif