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Jurassic Millennial
The Keeper of Records
Oh yeah. lol. I def know this. Mine are oblong at the cross section. Round for sure, but like a flattened oval. And HEAVY.

Your gold-tone flatware is so nice tho!
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Oh this lovely! What a delicate handle! (Sorry for creeping on your flatware)
February 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I would like to see the tiny golden butter knife!
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Oh for sure. I love a dedicated lunch bag, bc then I don’t have to try to combine things into one bag when I already have a laptop and phone/wallet/keys and the Extras/mobile pharmacy bag
February 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Oh this looks lovely! Nice handle drop length so you can put it on your shoulder!
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
(There’s a big software company here in South Florida that’s now “UKG” and I NOW KNOW that it’s “Ultimate Knowledge Group” but I always see it & think “Ultimate Kangaroo Group” bc that’s so much better, really.)
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Actually this is really good… make sure it stands for something ridiculous too
February 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Same 😭 I haven’t been outside in any meaningful way in like a week, so last night I looked at the temp schedule for today and put a calendar event to go for a walk when it hit 60°, which is… right now (noon)
February 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The little thermos brand lunch boxes are dumb, they fit NOTHING. I’m so annoyed but glad Smöl Boy gets hot lunch as school
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
This lil guy fits the 4-cup round Pyrex (medium), ice pack (needed bc i’d have court for hours in AM), and a ton of other snacks, but a squared off shape means it’s tetrisable lol
February 3, 2026 at 12:24 PM
GOOD. Report to building code enforcement too 😘 and to your state attorney general.
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Target? And a 99¢ ice pack from the grocery store. Actually I have a cute “can cooler” insulated lunch bag from Vera Bradley about 15 years ago, and that’s what I used to pack my lunch at offices. it was so cute. Check Poshmark.
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The cold weather here is very seriously making my depression worse. I intentionally live as far south as I reasonably can. I cannot deal with THIS MUCH cold weather. I am scheduling a walk for tomorrow at noon bc that’s when it gets over 60° outside. It’s also been cloudy here & EW NO.
February 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Yeah that was around our high temp here today too. I just checked Ohio too, it’s18° there and will actually warm up to 20° overnight! Then get colder again
February 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
the dangerously low wind chill here is still warmer than the low for not making us go outside for recess in middle school (wind chill <20). We were for real standing outside in giant coats and TIGHTS. omg.
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
But for real, Number Blocks is how my friend’s kid started K at 2nd grade math level. it’s good stuff, and I wish I could get Smöl Boy to watch Letter Blocks
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I know exactly what episode you mean 😭
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
🏆🏆🏆

Srsly all the awards, omg, sounds like hell, esp that last part
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM