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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 1h

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N__B @nedbeaumontjr.bsky.social · 50m

Fork + socket = done

N__B @nedbeaumontjr.bsky.social · 1h

You're talking about someone with enough self-knowledge to have this at her fake university:

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50501 New York @50501newyork.bsky.social · 22h

There were at least 300,000 people at No Kings in NYC.

Three

Hundred

Thousand.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 13h

(shouting to the press secretary) Can you confirm whether the diarrhea was pre-loaded onto the aircraft or was it coming directly from the president's Ass?

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Ben Wurgaft @benwurgaft.bsky.social · 4h

Yesterday, at No Kings, I took great pleasure in everyone's efforts to make clever signs. I have never been good at public displays of political passion (one reason I'm not an activist) but public wit is a genre I can get behind. Viewed via Instagram: "I Avoid Times Square But This is Important."

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 3h

We don’t need a fake video of Donald Trump dumping shit on America, because we see it every day for real.

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Ross Thompson (50ᵗʰ anniversary edition) @wintermute115.bsky.social · 1d

Well, this is the best sentence I've read in a while.

From Angel Maker by @matociquala.bsky.social/

They say if you sit by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies gonna float on by. Well Lord, I brought a picnic basket and a bottle of that good French wine, but there seems to be some kind of logjam upstream and I'm starting to wonder if I oughtn't fetch the dynamite.

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 11h

there will never again in my lifetime be a republican i will give the time of day to, and i do not think republicans have considered what that’s gonna look like for them

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America

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N__B @nedbeaumontjr.bsky.social · 4h

You know the way French princes were called dolphins? He’s The Divan.

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Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 4h

The gender of your country in Turkish

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N__B @nedbeaumontjr.bsky.social · 14h

What, you're surprised he'd brag about being an asshole?

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siobhan @siobhan-m.bsky.social · 15h

mr trump as your comms strategist i can only encourage you to keep depicting yourself as a mad king dumping shit on people

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 15h

Trump's Truth Social account just posted this AI video of him flying a fighter jet that reads "King Trump."

AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.

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Halloweean Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 19h

It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.

Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 20h

“This is what democracy looks like.”
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC

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Rep. Jamie Raskin @raskin.house.gov · 18h

The president has one core job under the Constitution: to “take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed.” Not thwarted, diverted, blunted, revised or ignored. Faithfully executed.

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20h

Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.

Zohran Mamdani looking uncharacteristically calculating

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 19h

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

A young boy holds a sign that simply states in plain handwriting: Trump hit on my girlfriend

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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 19h

Holy shit.

Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 19h

I have friends everywhere.
#NoKings

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Woltergeist II: The Other Side @wolter.bsky.social · 19h

Wow. The NYPD clearly sees the way the wind is blowing.

Chris Sprigman @cjsprigman.bsky.social · 20h

I hope each and every one of the fascists who rule this country read this and choke.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 22h

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important

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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 1d

No Kings on Staten Island!

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Sam @very-simple.com · 1d

There in spirit while stuck out on Long Island! See y’all later!! #nokings

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 1d

#NOKINGS

New York City, NY

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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 1d

Times Square

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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 1d

Some assorted reminders as we enter the weekend:
1. Posting illegal content is a violation of §3.B of the Bluesky terms of service.
2. Violations of the TOS may be reported through the app. See TOS §6.A
3. The Hatch Act (5 USC §7321 et seq) is a law.

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N__B @nedbeaumontjr.bsky.social · 1d

Is she wharf ighting?

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