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sherrycdrom.bsky.social
"you're a man"
ad hominem

"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy

"you're amab"
false dichotomy

"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence

"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur

"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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malwhere.bzky.team
The NYT is aware of, at most, 3 trans people by name; the rest of us occupy ~the same space in their minds as an endangered species of venomous stinging insects, in that there’s a robust debate about letting us exit vs just killing all of us and who’s to say what’s right and what’s wrong, y’know?
jael.bsky.social jael holzman @jael.bsky.social · 1d
Of all the trans people in the United States to ask about the anti trans passport policy, The New York Times saw it fit to talk to … Brianna Wu
Supreme Court Gerrymandering Birthright Citizenship "This is, in my view, the most egregious thing the Trump administration has done," said Brianna Wu, a political fund-raiser who has had an "F" on her passport for at least 15 years but who expects that she will be required to receive an "M" when it expires.
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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jimwise00.bsky.social
For anyone thinking of downloading this:

(Credit: www.tumblr.com/lohboh/70879...)
Harry Potter Fans: “I can excuse rampant transphobia, but I draw the line at spoiling a game” Response: “Professor Fig dies at the end no matter what ending and also Rookwood cursed Anne and framed the goblins”
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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junlper.beer
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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junlper.beer
this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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foone.bsky.social
what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph. "The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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danglinghemmie.bsky.social
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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eliyudin.com
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
live view from cuomo hq
a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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deathcarpets.sisc.one
hey man it’s dick, glad to run into you but it’s a real shame it had to be down here, i just gotta know what was next? seemed like you were on a real roll there. “counting or not counting gang violence”, brilliant stuff my man but i need to know where it was headed
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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rahaeli.bsky.social
So much of my working-for-others life has been "third shift because it has the best chance to vaguely accommodate my sleep disorder", and this is the first time I've ever seen a politician acknowledge how difficult it is to keep up with the world that way.
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · Oct 31
For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city.

So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
Zohran with his hand on his chest leaning into the passenger side window of a taxi, talking with the driver. Zohran extending his hand to shake hands with a taxi driver through the window. An airport worker showing Zohran something on his phone, both are smiling.
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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competentposter.bsky.social
wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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amelia.codes
An image of a bluesky post: Alex Blechman Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the "Night Of One Thousand Screams." Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation Opportunities
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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tomwalker.bsky.social
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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buffsforyuji.bsky.social
great article
Excerpt from article: A few users told Aftermath that their anti-Kirk posts were deleted sans a suspension or any sort of notification. One such post read: "Charlie Kirk has been pronounced dead from complications resulting from his dick and balls being the wrong way around. His dick was on the bottom and his balls were on top. A bullet was also found in his body."
September 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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theonion.com
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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junglist.bsky.social
Tue, Jul 29 I'd love to jerk off and cum all over you while you're in the bath tub like that But I'm in knee high fuck boots and sexy lingerie 2:06 PM Today Get rid of that Charlie Kirk comment! Show some respect dumb ass
September 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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yoshimired.bsky.social
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
roo @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social TRAUMATIZED PERSON IN MOVIE: [trembling, thousand yard stare] if you breathe wrong, I will crumble TRAUMATIZED PERSON IRL: --so then I had to spend X-Mas Eve making a lean-to be my dad locked me out of the house all night haha, what, c'mon it's funny [car alarm beeps] AHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT September 25, 2024 at 11:55 PM
September 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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joneshowdareyou.bsky.social
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️

"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
September 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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hoovybaby.bsky.social
My opposition leader told me that death keeps taking his candidates so I asked how many candidates he has and he said he just goes to the hospice and gets a new candidate so I said it sounds like he's just feeding old folks to Death and then his voters started crying
September 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM