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agnostic.bsky.social
so pissed that hyaluronic acid and retinol work bc that means i have to buy them
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chloesposts.bsky.social
The worst that can ever happen to you FOMO-wise is just seeing a tweet from some gay guy that says “last night was a kiii”
junglist.bsky.social
i'm getting negatively polarized into becoming a yankees fan bc i think the way that it's become a meme to hate on them is tacky. also my wife is a lifelong fan
junglist.bsky.social
i wake up to gray skies and rain and my energy levels are FUCKED for the rest of the day no matter what else is going on. i am basically just an animal in this regard
junglist.bsky.social
it’s like so funny to feel a girl up or suck on her fingers on a dancefloor full of straight people. like yeah bitch we’re gay. keep scrolling
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internethippo.bsky.social
I love how indignant cats act when you accidentally wake them up. Sorry man I realize you had a long day and have to work tomorrow
junglist.bsky.social
this poem always ruins me ("Classic Water" by David Berman)
I remember Kitty saying we shared a deep longing for

the consolation prize, laughing as we rinsed the stagecoach.

I remember the night we camped out

           and I heard her whisper

“think of me as a place” from her sleeping bag

           with the centaur print.

I remember being in her father’s basement workshop

when we picked up an unknown man sobbing

over the shortwave radio

and the night we got so high we convinced ourselves

that the road was a hologram projected by the headlight beams.

I remember how she would always get everyone to vote

on what we should do next and the time she said

“all water is classic water” and shyly turned her face away.

At volleyball games her parents sat in the bleachers

like ambassadors from Indiana in all their midwestern schmaltz.

She was destroyed when they were busted for operating

a private judicial system within U.S. borders. Sometimes I’m awakened in the middle of the night

by the clatter of a room service cart and I think back on Kitty.

Those summer evenings by the government lake,

talking about the paradox of multiple Santas

or how it felt to have your heart broken.

I still get a hollow feeling on Labor Day when the summer ends

and I remember how I would always refer to her boyfriends

as what’s-his-face, which was wrong of me and I’d like

to apologize to those guys right now, wherever they are:

No one deserves to be called what’s-his-face.
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chloesposts.bsky.social
I spent too much time in Lightroom this week and now whenever I go outside I get freaked out because they made colors real
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isibb.bsky.social
Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss
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tabsout.bsky.social
many are questioning my decision to perform at the Riyadh Ambient Noise Festival
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ceej.online
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
shakespeare.lol
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
junglist.bsky.social
always have always will
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mayamayi.bsky.social
Shawty is looking real plausible
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agnostic.bsky.social
vyvanse should come with a ps4 controller type override panel
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rhododendronwitch.bsky.social
What if rot and moss and dead leaves had a synth
junglist.bsky.social
iMessage should let you pin more than 9 favorites. some of us live beautifully messy and entangled lives
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cara.city
they are CONSPIRING to do BIRD CRIMES
Three snowy egrets all standing on the same small rock composed in the center of the frame